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WTF! PM scams...

Anyone else getting this?  What a load of BS.

Dearest one,

Please after going through your profile I decided to write you because I have no other alternative. Since after the death of my father in the hands of the rebels I have been in a very big difficulty of how to safeguard the money that my father left for me as my inheritance before his death because, the money is too much that I am afraid I don't know how and where to start to go about it. Please if you can help me invest the money to your country try to reply me urgently I will give the contact of the bank were my lete father deposited the some of 10.5 million USA Dollers here in my country Cote d' Ivoire before his death, God will always bless you for your help which I know you shall never regret as I am going to take you as my partner.
The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good
for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you?
(4) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you more details involved in this matter,I will like you to forward to me your full contact information.
Your full house addrees ........
Your phone / Fax
number .......
Your full name ........

Sincerely
Doris Zozo.

NB: Please I will like you to get back to me through this my private email eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%22%3e%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) for more details and security reason.

I'm actually kinda sad I haven't gotten any of these.....
I feel neglected.

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I got the stinky princess too. Stinkybut.

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I got that one, too!!!  What a slut.

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hi bp!!!

I think bout you when ever I bake and have to use bp (baking powder).

How are you?  What you been up to?  Just generally hi!

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i wonder how they choose which people to spam?!

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They don't. The computer is programmed to find vulnerable websites/email domains.

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An African princess wants to have a long term relationship with me. I'm beside myself. SO exciting!!!!

hahahaha she messaged me too!

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from my email, not vw pm but still....

Dearest in Christ.......

With a warm heart I offer my friendship and greetings,hoping this mail meets you in a good time.However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as i have not meet personally or had any dealings in the past.I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and immense benefit. I duly apologize for infringing on your privacy, if this contact is not acceptable to you, as I make this proposal to you as a person of integrity.I am Lisa Dickson now a retired oil merchant, I am a patient here in Amc health center,I am dying of bone and skin cancer, after been diagnosed of this ailment, the doctor says i have a short time to live that it is by miracle that i,m still alive.I am a native of Uzbekistan i have no kids my hubby is dead i do not have any relations but been directed by the LORD to inform you of his will to have you as his servant.

I have contacted you as someone that can be trusted to use my fund for the lords purpose and his children. After i lost my Husband and my only daughter, i sold all my property and kept the funds i realized from it in a security company for safe keeping. During this period i prayed to the lord and he revealed to me that i should seek an individual who will use this funds to glorify his name and he also revealed to me that i will find the person in a miraculous way.when i got your contact the spirit revealed to me that you are the one i,ve long been seeking. But knowing that if anything happens to me this wealth will be impounded by the security company. After i prayed about the whole issue and cried for so long he gave me a vision of faith in my dream and when i woke up i had my bible by my side opened to Leviticus 5:15 : which says "

If any one commits a breach of faith and sins unwittingly in any of the holy things of the LORD or defy the lord's command , he shall bring, as his guilt offering to the LORD a ram without blemish out of the flock, valued by you in shekels of silver,according to the shekel of the sanctuary; it is a guilt offering. i prayed to the LORD to put me through to the right path, Who then led me to you in a miraculous way. I have contacted you to assist in using my wealth for the development of his kingdom work,Donate to the motherless baby home and to the less privileged and your own personal need,

i want us to act fast and have this funds out of the security company before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Company. I seek your consent to present you as my next of kin .so that the proceeds of this consignment valued at 3.5 million dollars be paid to you for the lords purpose and then you can use the money to glorify the lord.I have all necessary information that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to see us through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement Faith,Honesty and Trust is our watch word,i will advice you to be secretive till the money is in your possession.

Your rapid response is of high request as this will let me know if you are really interested in making the lords will for his children come to reality.
Remain Blessed,email me here for me to tell you more detail God Bless you

In His Service

.... yeaaaaaaah.

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PRAISE JESUS.

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too much Jesus, not enough money!

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too much Jesus, not enough money!

but, but, but IT'S THE LORDS* WILL FOR HIS CHILDREN!!

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

*missing apostrophe is all Lisa's, I take no responsibility

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Why does this email  remind me of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPoN31wE8Jw&feature=youtu.be

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WOW. Just.... WOW.

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Quote:
Dearest One

Greetings to you, I know this letter will be strange to you. It comes from a young 19 years old girl held up in a war country, Ivory Coast. I have been praying to God to give me somebody who will help me with my present condition since i have decided and made up my mind to relocate from here to stay with you in your country to start up my life again as you help me receive this box that is containing this fund in your country.

I am Ms Joyic Bamba from Abidjan the capital of ivory coast. I am the only daughter of my late father Mr Bamba Johnson of blessed memory who was a well known cocoa dealer in Abidjan for through out his life before he was killed in the year 2010 fellow the political situation for power struggle of former president Laurent Gbagbo and Alassane Ouattara and before he died,he deposited a trunk box containing the sum of $ 8.000,000 united state dollars with a private security company.With the documents issued to him which is on my posession now,the box is registered as family valuables and personal belogings he did this for the security of the fund and till date the security company did not know the true content of the box.
I have contacted the security company for the claim and retrival of the box on their custody and the director of the security company has agreed and promise to lift the box to my partner through their diplomatic means as soon as i appoint one since the political war here is geting worse.Due to this i want you to act as my partner to receive the consignment box in your country for me and help to
get me out of here as i dont want to trust blindly to lose everything i have inherited from my late father.

Contact me with my private email address.
joy_5bam@rocketmail.com

Hoping to hear from you urgently so as to give you more details..
Thank you and God bless you.

Mss Joyic Bamba

Well, at least it was an adventurous story. Cocoa! Strife! Missing money!

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Man. I thought that 19 year old was mine.

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I win! I got TWO of those.

Oh, yeah, Joyic is sooo a real name.

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I just got that one above..LOL..Yeah.."cry me a river"...sent it on to the administrator as SPAM..I might be getting old, but I sure am not dumb ;)b

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I love the incongruence of saying "I don't want to trust blindly" and yet they send the same message to thousands of unknowns on the Internet.

And I love that the spellcheck doesn't recognize "incongruence" or "spellcheck" as words.

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Have you guys been getting that message on here, or through your e-mail?

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the one I posted at the top of this page was from my email, but I got the one fb posted through vw.

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