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WTF! PM scams...

Anyone else getting this?  What a load of BS.

Dearest one,

Please after going through your profile I decided to write you because I have no other alternative. Since after the death of my father in the hands of the rebels I have been in a very big difficulty of how to safeguard the money that my father left for me as my inheritance before his death because, the money is too much that I am afraid I don't know how and where to start to go about it. Please if you can help me invest the money to your country try to reply me urgently I will give the contact of the bank were my lete father deposited the some of 10.5 million USA Dollers here in my country Cote d' Ivoire before his death, God will always bless you for your help which I know you shall never regret as I am going to take you as my partner.
The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world.
I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.
Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:

1. Can you honestly help me from your heart?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good
for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you?
(4) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.

Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you more details involved in this matter,I will like you to forward to me your full contact information.
Your full house addrees ........
Your phone / Fax
number .......
Your full name ........

Sincerely
Doris Zozo.

NB: Please I will like you to get back to me through this my private email eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%22%3e%64%6f%72%69%73%2e%7a%6f%7a%6f%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) for more details and security reason.

This wasn't from this site but another site:

NICE TO MEET YOU
my name is Dorah.
i will like to know you more  i can send you my picture and my detail's  I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. please don't chat me here just send me mail and i will get back to you with love.

here is my privet e-mail'(dorahnechwa@hotmail.com)
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I'm gettin' some lovins!

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Privet email...sounds like that one went over the hedge!  ;)b

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*pokes Yabbit with the pun-stick*  *grooooooooan!*

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I just got this sexy message:

Hello,
I wish you best Compliment of the day
My name is brenda, a good looking girl.
Well, i am sorry that i did not say much about myself because our profile can not say everything about us.
I have a special reason of contacting you so i would like you to respond direct to my email address here eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%62%72%65%6e%64%61%70%72%65%74%74%79%32%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%69%6e%22%3e%62%72%65%6e%64%61%70%72%65%74%74%79%32%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%69%6e%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b'))  there i can tell you everything about myself, and the reason i am contacting you and also send my pictures to you. thanks, please i will be waiting for your respond.
brenda.

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Oh man, I am crestfallen. Jessica, I just got that same exact message from that good looking girl. I guess we will have to share the "best compliment of the day" ...

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How rude!!!  :'(

;D

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and in this edition of WTF! TXT scams...

"You have won $500,000.00USD in 2011 GLOBAL MOBILE LOTTO DRAW
Email Dr Mack Youg for Payment
Congratulations!"

uh huh.....
I guess I better contact him straight away, I mean, the guy's a doctor after all!

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Miss Kate Mark
Abidjan , Cote d'Ivoire 

Dear,

My name is Miss Kate Mark. I am a girl of 17 years from the  Ivory Coast . I am the only child of my parents and as I write to you now, none of them are alive. 

I lost my mother when I was four years old and my father died last year as a result of protracted illness due to food poisoning. 

After the death of my father, two of my uncles conspired against me and sold my father's properties to a Japanese businessman because I am a girl.

I have some money that my late father left in the bank and my name is used as the next of kin. All the documents of this money are with my late father’s lawyer for the sake of safe keeping. 

I have tried to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself, but the bank director said that I will need someone who is going to be my guardian to help me with the investment of the money. I asked the director why and he said that this is as a result of the agreement the bank had with my late father.

He advised me to provide a trustee who will help me and invest the money and this is the reason why I am contacting you.

I need your help in the following ways: 

1.  To help me and provide an account where this money will be transfered to.

2.  To help me and make an arrangement of where I will continue with my education.

3.  To help me to come over to your country as soon as the money is transfered into your account.

The amount of money that is in the bank is Six million three hundred thousand United States dollars ($6,300,000.00) and this money was meant for the building of my father’s new estate before his death. 

You will help me to place the money in a more profitable business investment in your Country.

You will also help by getting a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies.

I am promising to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment.

Please, I want you to keep this  to your self. And I do not want you to disclose it to anyone until I come over to your country because I am afraid of my uncles and the people around me.

Yours sincerely,

Miss Kate Mark

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Greeting From Tina
How are you today? and how about your health? hope fine and you are doing well, My Name Is Miss Tina, I am looking for a very nice man of love, caring, honest, matured, understanding, and of good character, then after going to your profile on this site (vegweb.com) i pick interest in you, so i will like you to write me with My E-mail address is ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%74%69%6e%61%62%61%62%79%5f%39%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%74%69%6e%61%62%61%62%79%5f%39%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) ) so that i will send you my picture and tell you more about me
Miss Tina

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Now they're just getting lazy....

hi mirrya, my name is waqas, i wanna friendship with u my contact number is +923214314149

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My message today:

Greeting From Tina
How are you today? and how about your health? hope fine and you are doing well, My Name Is Miss Tina, I am looking for a very nice man of love, caring, honest, matured, understanding, and of good character, then after going to your profile on this site (vegweb.com) i pick interest in you, so i will like you to write me with My E-mail address is ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%74%69%6e%61%62%61%62%79%5f%39%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%22%3e%74%69%6e%61%62%61%62%79%5f%39%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%63%6f%6d%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) ) so that i will send you my picture and tell you more about me
Miss Tina

Hmmm...do I LOOK like a man of love, etc.? I sure hope so.

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OMG YOU GUYS I'VE BEEN CONTACTED BY A PRINCESS

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From Princess Sameera Michel Assemien.

Hello Dear,

With Respect,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you would never regret.

Afer you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private Email contact below.

I am 22yrs old. A student from Republic of Cote d’Ivoire Abidjan. I’ do like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier some months ago and left me the only daughter behind. He was a royal highness my community town citizen titled him over 16 years before his death, and also economic operator, director (manager) company (society) late Chief Michel Assemien Kassi.

I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth and my mother is not literate enough to know my entire father's wealth. He left the sum of USD 5,650, 000.00 dollars (Five Million, six Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars) in a financial Bank here. This money was annually paid into my late father’s account from Shell petroleum development company (SPDC) and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.

I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to me and my family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the Bank to your country and I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely over there.

I am ready to offer 15% of the total amount to you if you help me in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual after Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this money, kindly reach me.

Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my picture and also give you more details about this transaction as soon as I hear from you.

Note you should reply me through my private mailbox below: ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%70%72%69%6e%63%65%73%73%2e%73%61%6d%65%65%72%61%32%30%31%31%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%22%3e%70%72%69%6e%63%65%73%73%2e%73%61%6d%65%65%72%61%32%30%31%31%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) )

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Please reply to my private e-mail box below: ( eval(unescape('%64%6f%63%75%6d%65%6e%74%2e%77%72%69%74%65%28%27%3c%61%20%68%72%65%66%3d%22%6d%61%69%6c%74%6f%3a%70%72%69%6e%63%65%73%73%2e%73%61%6d%65%65%72%61%32%30%31%31%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%22%3e%70%72%69%6e%63%65%73%73%2e%73%61%6d%65%65%72%61%32%30%31%31%40%79%61%68%6f%6f%2e%66%72%3c%2f%61%3e%27%29%3b')) )

Yours sincerely,
Princess Sameera Michel Assemien Kassi.

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Jeez, if you go by these scams Africa is freakin' rich!

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I got that one too, FB. I also think it's funny after reading the first line because my profile says I'm an atheist.

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I got that one too, FB.

dumb

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I got that same email today. She is a promiscuous little piece, ain't she?

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I know right! Maybe she should donate that 15% to the people of Côte d'Ivoire XP

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An African princess wants to have a long term relationship with me. I'm beside myself. SO exciting!!!!

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I SAW HER FIRST

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Yesterday we all got PM spam. Today spambots are alllll over the boards. Connection, mine thinkit.

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