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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

dear pb and pk,

go together.

love, hesp.

I was gonna say the same thing, but I bet her husband would get jealous!!

Totally Lubi... we'd need another chic in the mix...

PK- find another chic and we can all go enjoy 'The Leaf' awesome veg food!

PB

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Dear sweet hh,

Well. I'm not a person who generally just enjoys non-fiction..so I can't say for sure....but it seems to me that any person who enjoys witty, clever, hilarious, hard to put down reading material would enjoy reading it!  It's not even hard to get into..or anything, just good. You should try it! A copy is on its way to KMK!
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Dear lubi,

Youtube Intervention: Allison. It's extreme crazeweas.

Dear AC...what is this book you speak of? I've never heard of it....but I'm always looking for new reading material.

PB

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dear pb and pk,

go together.

love, hesp.

I was gonna say the same thing, but I bet her husband would get jealous!!

Totally Lubi... we'd need another chic in the mix...

PK- find another chic and we can all go enjoy 'The Leaf' awesome veg food!

PB

dear pb,
i wish i could be the other girl.
love, hesp.

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Dear pb,

We're talking about The Brothers K by David James Duncan.

Scholastically,
hh

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Dear PB,

What hh said. All of VW read it! Yeah!  :> You can get it on ebay for about 5 bucks....if I've left any of them.

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Dear AC,
Is that the episode where the girl huffs computer cleaner?  My friend was texting me through the whole episode about how crazy it was!  I'll look on youtube for it
Lubi

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Dear Lubi,

Yes. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. In a way, it seems crazier than common drugs..

-AC

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Dear AC,

I'm so glad you like the book! He is an amazing writer and YOU LIVE SO CLOSE TO DJD!!!! You could run into him at the hfs and not even know it. What part are you on? I was a little worried because I have recommended it to a few people who have been like, uh.....its OK...hard to get into, and then I always get sad, 'cause I love it so. But perhaps they are just not as cool as you. That was nice of you to send one to KMK. We may have to start a thread to discuss.

Love,
PP

Dear HH and everyone else,

Read it! It is a different writing style (lots of puns and plays on words, some chapters written in form of letters, newspaper articles, etc.), but extremely interesting characters, and very intelligent and witty writing that makes you realize things about yourself and your own relationships with people. Helps if you are interested in or at last don't mind reading about baseball, religion, India, and complicated family relationships.

Hopefully,
PP

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Dear Work,

You are not so fun anymore since part of the building was declared unsafe, including the washroom, meaning I have to walk to the building next door every time I have to go (which since I drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fiber...is often!).  Also I am lonely because the admin assistant had to move out of her area (also unsafe) and now we cannot chat.  Normal people do not have to work in buildings that are partially condemned...

Not so much love, HP

PS I wish I was joking.

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Dear PP (and all),

I am around the part where Dr. Franken comes to visit b/c Ev. wrote him, and all the boys are developing into their own types.........etc. I don't want to say too much. Pg. 232!
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Dear happypanda,

Why unsafe?

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Yeah.  Why unsafe?

The National Park System once housed me in a condemed trailer.  I lived just down the road from a guy who cut a park worker's head off that summer.  Fun times.

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Dear pb,

We're talking about The Brothers K by David James Duncan.

Scholastically,
hh

AC/HH-
What is the book about? Maybe will purchase it later today when I go to purchase vegan cupcakes rule the world.
PB

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Here's the wiki on the book, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_K

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Here's the wiki on the book, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_K

I want credit, too.

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I'm confused... ???

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Dear fruit/veggie stands,

I wish you had green tomatoes because I didn't plant any this year. I just want to make freakin fried green tomatoes. I really don't think it's asking too much. Please take not and act accordingly.

Lovingly,
Base

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dear pb and pk,

go together.

love, hesp.

I was gonna say the same thing, but I bet her husband would get jealous!!

Totally Lubi... we'd need another chic in the mix...

PK- find another chic and we can all go enjoy 'The Leaf' awesome veg food!

PB

dear pb,
i wish i could be the other girl.
love, hesp.

;)b

But alas, I caved and went alone today. It was smaller than I expected, and they did not have as much pure vegan  goodness as I expected, but it was still awesome! I had french toast and OMG it was good!!

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Dear hh,

You and your freakin' silly, hidden links. I've never been able to get those...I could NOT figure out what I was looking for in the screen shot...
:o CREDIT.

- ::) AC

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dear pb and pk,

go together.

love, hesp.

I was gonna say the same thing, but I bet her husband would get jealous!!

Totally Lubi... we'd need another chic in the mix...

PK- find another chic and we can all go enjoy 'The Leaf' awesome veg food!

PB

dear pb,
i wish i could be the other girl.
love, hesp.

;)b

But alas, I caved and went alone today. It was smaller than I expected, and they did not have as much pure vegan  goodness as I expected, but it was still awesome! I had french toast and OMG it was good!!

Dear PK-
Continue to post about your Boulder veg’n experiences so that I may live vicariously thru you.

Sincerely-
one who lives in honkey farm town (aka PB)

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Dear HH and AC-
I did she the hidden link (props hh) and viewed it, however I was hoping for a personal testament and synapses on the raved about book in mention.

PB

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