Ask me random questions
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.
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Should I run today? I planned on it, but I don't really feel like it.
Will I like my new coworker?
Will I end up strangling myself at work with ribbon?
Why is Jimmie Dale Gilmore not a superstar? He should be.
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Not the best sound quality but listen to those words!
How many pickles can you eat at one sitting?
Respond for dill, sweet, Indian, etc.
I read somewhere that scientists have found a correlation between the patterns of synapses in the brains of highly creative people and the patterns of synapses in the brains of people with mood disorders.
1. Why did it take them so long to work out something so obvious?
2. Do you think there is any possible evolutionary advantage to having both headbugs and genius, or is this like sickle-cell anemia - you pay for your biological advantages?
Also, what kind of gravy goes well with the PPK's chickpea cutlets?
how will i meet my future ex-husband?
how will i meet my future ex-husband?
hey, thats a good question! I need to know that too!
What do you consider to be your personal 7 signs of the apocalypse?
Personally I am up to 5 I think. Meep!
Should I run today? I planned on it, but I don't really feel like it.
Compromise. Run one half of what you normally would on one leg, the other half on the other leg.
Or run it on your hands. You'll get a totally different and new workout. Not to mention it would look amazing.
Will I like my new coworker?
No. It isn't me.
What do you consider to be your personal 7 signs of the apocalypse?
Personally I am up to 5 I think. Meep!
oooh can i answer this one?? well i'm going to
1 foreboding clouds with or without lightning
2 eerie silence in the streets
3 power outages
4 fish and whales beaching themselves en masse
5 earthquakes (not regular ones though, if it feels just a little different, it might have to do with zombies or aliens)
6 zombies
7 aliens
Will I end up strangling myself at work with ribbon?
No. But don't breathe too deeply, you may inhale it and suffocate. Someone will then have to give you CPR using christmas bows to make it more festive.
Why is Jimmie Dale Gilmore not a superstar? He should be.
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Not the best sound quality but listen to those words!
He's not a superstar because I can't listen to him while I'm at work.
How many pickles can you eat at one sitting?
Respond for dill, sweet, Indian, etc.
I'm not a big pickle guy. I like kosher and dill on sandwiches. With that said, maybe 7 before I start puking. I drank pickle juice when I was a kid. Big mistake.
Katie always wanted to be a pickle taste tester when she grew up.
I read somewhere that scientists have found a correlation between the patterns of synapses in the brains of highly creative people and the patterns of synapses in the brains of people with mood disorders.
1. Why did it take them so long to work out something so obvious?
2. Do you think there is any possible evolutionary advantage to having both headbugs and genius, or is this like sickle-cell anemia - you pay for your biological advantages?
Also, what kind of gravy goes well with the PPK's chickpea cutlets?
1. http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=25141.0
2. Hmmm...I think there is definitely an advantage, but the problem is that some of the greatest minds are often viewed as "crazy" or "delusional". Go watch A Beautiful Mind to see what I mean.
As for the gravy, please ask KMK. I'm exclusive to vegweb.
how will i meet my future ex-husband?
Vegweb.
Or he calls your number when he was trying to call his then girlfriend by accident. He likes the sound of your voice and you like his so you continue talking. The two of you meet and he eventually dumps his girlfriend for you, but ultimately ends up back with her after you guys get married.
Hey, I didn't want to make this an unhappy ending, but it was part of the question.
how will i meet my future ex-husband?
hey, thats a good question! I need to know that too!
Lubi, you will meet yours at work. Ironically, he will be looking for a happy ending.
I read somewhere that scientists have found a correlation between the patterns of synapses in the brains of highly creative people and the patterns of synapses in the brains of people with mood disorders.
1. Why did it take them so long to work out something so obvious?
2. Do you think there is any possible evolutionary advantage to having both headbugs and genius, or is this like sickle-cell anemia - you pay for your biological advantages?
Also, what kind of gravy goes well with the PPK's chickpea cutlets?
1. http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=25141.0
Not a question, but...
I LOVE that this is the answer to everything!!! :-D
What do you consider to be your personal 7 signs of the apocalypse?
Personally I am up to 5 I think. Meep!
PERSONAL signs? I love this question already.
1. When everyone thinks that Nickelback are talented musicians and lyricists.
2. Cupcakes are outlawed.
3. Hollywood completely runs out of ideas and makes nothing but remakes.
4. Reality television.
5. The internet crashes completely.
6. People getting stupider and stupider and stupider and stupider and....which is very surprising since we have so many resources to acquire information.
7. Bottled water.
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