Ask me random questions
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.
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I read somewhere that scientists have found a correlation between the patterns of synapses in the brains of highly creative people and the patterns of synapses in the brains of people with mood disorders.
1. Why did it take them so long to work out something so obvious?
2. Do you think there is any possible evolutionary advantage to having both headbugs and genius, or is this like sickle-cell anemia - you pay for your biological advantages?
Also, what kind of gravy goes well with the PPK's chickpea cutlets?
1. http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=25141.0
Not a question, but...
I LOVE that this is the answer to everything!!! :-D
Just telling it like it is. Why else would it have taken them so long?
Okay, okay. Slightly more serious question: Should I drink tomorrow night?
Okay, okay. Slightly more serious question: Should I drink tomorrow night?
Yes, but you need to have a Grateful Dead. Also, find a blonde guy, tell him he looks like Owen Wilson, recite a few movie quotes from Zoolander ("Haaaaannnsellll" or "they're breakdance fighting") and ask for his autograph.
Will I fool around with my study partner tomorrow and then, as a result, end up failing my final exam?
I feel like I'm playing with a magic 8 ball. And not the cocaine kind.
Will I fool around with my study partner tomorrow and then, as a result, end up failing my final exam?
I feel like I'm playing with a magic 8 ball. And not the cocaine kind.
There's a Red Bull commercial that covers this very situation.
Go ahead and fool around, especially if your exam is anatomy related, and bring along a Red Bull to keep you awake so you actually study and pass your exam.
Also, in the true 8 ball spirit, "Signs point to yes".
Will I then, as a result of having "wings", forget to use contraception, become pregnant, be shunned by my family, have to drop out of my master's program, and end up in the streets... all because of CK and an 8-ball?
Just askin'.
Will I then, as a result of having "wings", forget to use contraception, become pregnant, be shunned by my family, have to drop out of my master's program, and end up in the streets... all because of CK and an 8-ball?
Just askin'.
No. You're going for your master's, you have your head screwed on right. Besides, fooling around doesn't mean intercourse.
;)b
No. You're going for your master's, you have your head screwed on right. Besides, fooling around doesn't mean intercourse.
;)b
You totally don't know me. Hi, I'm Meggs... and I am really smart and still do dumb things. :) Somehow I manage to come away unscathed 99.9% of the time, but I'm still waiting for the .1 to happen! Oh, and I'm totally sexually frustrated. BAD COMBO.
No. You're going for your master's, you have your head screwed on right. Besides, fooling around doesn't mean intercourse.
;)b
You totally don't know me. Hi, I'm Meggs... and I am really smart and still do dumb things. :) Somehow I manage to come away unscathed 99.9% of the time, but I'm still waiting for the .1 to happen! Oh, and I'm totally sexually frustrated. BAD COMBO.
If this is the case, tell him to bring a contraceptive for just-in-case purposes.
If this is the case, tell him to bring a contraceptive for just-in-case purposes.
Doesn't "just-in-case" pretty much equate to "probably" at that point? hahahahahha. Oh wait. That's me. *shakes head*
how do i eat desert without eating any carbs???
how do i eat desert without eating any carbs???
Oooh that's a good one.
how do i eat desert without eating any carbs???
Oooh that's a good one.
:[[ and like IMPOSSIBLE!!! it makes me so sad. :'(
how do i eat desert without eating any carbs???
Oooh that's a good one.
:[[ and like IMPOSSIBLE!!! it makes me so sad. :'(
What's wrong with carbs? The complexer, the better! :)
how do i eat desert without eating any carbs???
http://bp0.blogger.com/_CodyAxkmUSw/RofZLDzTSMI/AAAAAAAAAUk/6TCM4gAeZRM/s400/fruitdessert.jpg
how do i eat desert without eating any carbs???
Oooh that's a good one.
:[[ and like IMPOSSIBLE!!! it makes me so sad. :'(
What's wrong with carbs? The complexer, the better! :)
i eat way way way way way way too many carbs!! ugh. im like freaking addicted to carbs. lol.
how do i eat desert without eating any carbs???
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/03/07/AbuDhabiDesert_wideweb__470x303,0.jpg
I don't see any carbs here.
;)
Touche, CK, tou-freaking-che.
If this is the case, tell him to bring a contraceptive for just-in-case purposes.
Doesn't "just-in-case" pretty much equate to "probably" at that point? hahahahahha. Oh wait. That's me. *shakes head*
Ok, don't tell him to bring anything. If it gets hot and heavy, and he doesn't have anything and you don't have anything, send him to the nearest gas station / store. That's what always happens in the movies.
Ok, don't tell him to bring anything. If it gets hot and heavy, and he doesn't have anything and you don't have anything, send him to the nearest gas station / store. That's what always happens in the movies.
I don't often watch movies, but the last one that was on was Must Love Dogs and they did that whole run-around thing and then disappointingly didn't get any.
Whatever happens, happens, right? I should check out Plan B just to be safe ;)
OMG I was watching (I know, I know, frown upon me now) "Real Chance at Love" on VH1 and it cut to commercial and was like "Real Chance at Love sponsored by Plan B emergency contraceptive" LOLOLOL.
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