Vegan Poo
Posted by little2ant on Jul 20, 2008 · Member since Aug 2004 · 3055 posts
I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!
Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!
One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D
both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo. ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)
being vegan just has so many benefits. ::)
I've always liked outhouses. There's privacy and they're already disgusting, so there's nothing to be self-conscience about.
When I was little my grandparents loved to go camping. Of course my parents thought this was a cool thing and regularly sent my twin and I along. Which was a good thing except the campgrounds they usually chose didn't have flush toilets. It was always outhouses with the hole on the wooden plank kind of thing. Needless to say my twin and I always came home constipated because we refused to use them. The smell and also just the plain nastiness of the sounds using an outhouse grossed us out. So for years my twin and I would never use public restooms because we were convinced they were all outhouses. If you've ever travelled to northern michigan you'd know this to be a true.
Interesting, I had a large fear of bm in public before becoming veg*n and as a kid my parents sent me with relatives to a cabin with an outhouse. Ugh, it was horrible. I even hated to poop with dh around when we first started dating.
Before I became vegan, I was only going two or three times a week, but then I found that if you squat on the toliet it makes it much easier to have a bm. Don't need to do it now though. I think the most I have ever gone in a single day was on the flight to China on the airplane. I went four or five times on that flight, certainly glad I didn't have a fear of going in public any longer. :P
I have been thinking about all my poop stories, (and there are many), one year at thansgiving I was at my sisters house. so, I needed to go and wanted privacy so I went upstairs to the bathroom in her bedroom. I go poop, try to open the door and somehow it locked from the outside(it was a wierd sliding door). I'm also claustophobic, so I start panicking. I threw some stuff out the window trying to hit the kitchen window below to get their attention, I laid on the floor and screamed down the air vent....tried everything.....about an hour later, my sister finally hears me screaming and opens the door! I was like, did you not think it was strange I was gone for an hour???? she said, well, we know how you like your privacy.....
I have been thinking about all my poop stories, (and there are many), one year at thansgiving I was at my sisters house. so, I needed to go and wanted privacy so I went upstairs to the bathroom in her bedroom. I go poop, try to open the door and somehow it locked from the outside(it was a wierd sliding door). I'm also claustophobic, so I start panicking. I threw some stuff out the window trying to hit the kitchen window below to get their attention, I laid on the floor and screamed down the air vent....tried everything.....about an hour later, my sister finally hears me screaming and opens the door! I was like, did you not think it was strange I was gone for an hour???? she said, well, we know how you like your privacy.....
:-D
Sorry, i'm, not being insensitive to your situation, i know for sure what it's like to feel forgotten and panicy...but sometimes, when you look at it from someone else's perspective, it can be too funny not to laugh.
There is no limit to the topics on this board. I swear to god. ;D
Come on, sb...no poop stories to reminisce about?
There is no limit to the topics on this board. I swear to god. ;D
Hmmm, there must be SOMETHING we haven't talked about..........
*scratches head and thinks*
Nope, I got nothin'.
I have piles! Look up piles, pp.
I looked it up. It means you need to eat some peanut butter cookies.
Lubimiller!! Your poo story was hilarious! I think it will crack me up for the rest of the day whenever I think about it. Then this girl I am staying with will ask me what's so funny and I'll have to make something up...
I would seriously prefer if we no longer talked about this.
Thanks in advance. :^
:hamster: (what does it look like this hamster is doing? :-D )
i would say spank'n it but AC (i believe) brought that up the other day on one of the threads...
Yep. I don't "spank it" though. ;)
PK, you don't want to talk about poop, or masturbating?
i would say spank'n it but AC (i believe) brought that up the other day on one of the threads...
Yep. I don't "spank it" though. ;)
PK, you don't want to talk about poop, or masturbating?
Why stop there? Let's combine the two..
:-D
OHHHHHH, now you have taken it too far, PK! Get outta here!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:O2VY5pWnDRj6PM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_FD_yDjkRGeI/R03i8pPlpOI/AAAAAAAAAKI/JBK3JUxIZZE/s400/kermit.jpg
I HATE YOU, PK. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
NOT. FUNNY.
Allright, I removed the video. It's not my place to show that side of kermit.
have you guys seen the clip that kerit is supposedly watching? two girls one cup......yeah, it's combines the two for sure......
have you guys seen the clip that kerit is supposedly watching? two girls one cup......yeah, it's combines the two for sure......
Yeah, unfortunately I have, that's why I thought about it. Seared in my mind 4eva
ohmygod!
do not click 'play' on this video if your volume happens to be way too far up and your mother is passing by your room....
"Chrystal? What the hell is that????"
"Umm..it's....Kermit the frog.......................masterbating..........."
Don't play it at all! It is a false depiction of my boyfriend Kermit. That's not even him. Imposter.
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