Vegan Poo
Posted by little2ant on Jul 20, 2008 · Member since Aug 2004 · 3055 posts
I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!
Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!
One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D
both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo. ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)
being vegan just has so many benefits. ::)
For a week and a half I pooped every single time I peed. IT WAS INTENSE.
Stopped though. Kindof. Now its only half the time.
Well I'm new, but might as well jump right in...
I have Celiac disease, and have struggled with D all my life. It has gotten way better since going gluten free, but do you think staying vegan will get rid of my "emergencies"? Like somebody who posted about Crohn's before, I always scope out wherever I am going for the nearest bathroom, and I wont put myself in a situation where I could not get to a bathroom if I needed to..
Fingers crossed for the new vegan diet to help this problem!
Since taking the vegan plunge I go everyday! I used to be one of these sad Americans that dont go for 5 days!
Since taking the vegan plunge I go everyday! I used to be one of these sad Americans that dont go for 5 days!
isn't being vegan awesome!!! i took 2 huge clean poops within a few hours at work, in under a minute each! top that omni's!
I've told a few girls at work about this thread
And about how awesome pooping is when you're vegan.
Haha. One said she might eat some vegan food now and then because sometimes she can't poop.
I was just thinking about finding this thread!
I seriously poop like 4-5 times (as opposed to 2-3) every time the day after I eat a significant amount of greens. Any greens! Even cooked spinach apparently, but mainly kale. and....it's obviously greens. if ya know what I mean. I think I've talked about that before, but whyyyyyyyyyyy. It's not even like I'm eating 2 bunches of greens by myself. It does not happen like this with any other food, fibrous or not.
My 2 year old daughter poops 3-4 times per day. Big, nice healthy looking poop too. Anyway, I have a story:
The other day, she was sitting on the potty and she said "Mommy, I pooped a little tiny baby poopy!" I peeked in toilet an acknowledged that there was a small piece of poop in there. Then she said "Now I'm going to poop a mama poopy!" and a bigger piece came out. Then "now, a papa poopy!" and an even bigger piece came out.
I had never referred to poop size like that before, but we had just read Goldilocks for the first time and I think that's where it came from. I actually marveled at her level of bowel control.
My 2 year old daughter poops 3-4 times per day. Big, nice healthy looking poop too. Anyway, I have a story:
The other day, she was sitting on the potty and she said "Mommy, I pooped a little tiny baby poopy!" I peeked in toilet an acknowledged that there was a small piece of poop in there. Then she said "Now I'm going to poop a mama poopy!" and a bigger piece came out. Then "now, a papa poopy!" and an even bigger piece came out.
I had never referred to poop size like that before, but we had just read Goldilocks for the first time and I think that's where it came from. I actually marveled at her level of bowel control.
k that's seriously hilarious!
My 2 year old daughter poops 3-4 times per day. Big, nice healthy looking poop too. Anyway, I have a story:
The other day, she was sitting on the potty and she said "Mommy, I pooped a little tiny baby poopy!" I peeked in toilet an acknowledged that there was a small piece of poop in there. Then she said "Now I'm going to poop a mama poopy!" and a bigger piece came out. Then "now, a papa poopy!" and an even bigger piece came out.
I had never referred to poop size like that before, but we had just read Goldilocks for the first time and I think that's where it came from. I actually marveled at her level of bowel control.
that is the best story I have heard in a while. For real.
I too admire her bowel control.
My 2 year old daughter poops 3-4 times per day. Big, nice healthy looking poop too. Anyway, I have a story:
The other day, she was sitting on the potty and she said "Mommy, I pooped a little tiny baby poopy!" I peeked in toilet an acknowledged that there was a small piece of poop in there. Then she said "Now I'm going to poop a mama poopy!" and a bigger piece came out. Then "now, a papa poopy!" and an even bigger piece came out.
I had never referred to poop size like that before, but we had just read Goldilocks for the first time and I think that's where it came from. I actually marveled at her level of bowel control.
It is things like this that make 2 yr olds great.
Lyle did a VERY similar thing Hopfrog! He had skipped a day of pooping so I wanted him to go and he did a really tiny one and said he was done. I told him his poop was lonely and to make him a friend. He did...and then continued the birth of people poop with a mom, dad, cousin, grandma, brother, dog, cat, etc....he FILLED the pot to the rim! I was so glad, because we were leaving the house for a while and that would not have been fun away from home!
Shelloid, I wanted to tell you about MY OWN rad poop the other day. It look exactly like a slinky (pulled apart a little). It was all one big long thing, but spiraled up (probably would have been 3 feet long if stretched out straight). I even called my son into look . It was too cool not to share. I wish I had taken a picture!!! It was actually much like a piece of art!!! ;)
OMG, you should have taken a picture. I would have looked!
I'm assuming he made an hh poop.
I just had an interesting poo. It was standard length (~12" / 0.3 m), but along the length of one side it was standard poo smoothness and on the other side it looked like it had been ripped from the bowels of hell. I wonder if the jagged side was a top, bottom, or side side. If side, wouldn't both sides be jagged? So top?
maybe you just have a jagged section on you bum hole!
Like a key. Each key is different and I could be ID'd by my pattern. I better not poop at a crime scene.
I was thinking more along the lines of those play-doh things that squeeze the play-doh out into cute shapes, like this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Suc2oIgxSIU/TeWd0v9SpsI/AAAAAAAAAYE/yG1zDjya6wc/s400/play%2Bdoh.jpg
except you don't seem to be able to do cute shapes......yet.
I was thinking more along the lines of those play-doh things that squeeze the play-doh out into cute shapes, like this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Suc2oIgxSIU/TeWd0v9SpsI/AAAAAAAAAYE/yG1zDjya6wc/s400/play%2Bdoh.jpg
except you don't seem to be able to do cute shapes......yet.
Oh, but you can Shell! I remember someone posting this years ago in one of the poo threads...
http://www.turdtwister.com/
http://www.turdtwister.com/graphics/disk-cake-mini.gif
shell - I'm totally making you a birthday turd.
I've posted this before, I am sure, but right now it is wildly appropriate, so here it is again!
http://www.turdtwister.com/
perfect for the next VW package exchange!
What's your favorite shape, l2a? I know you have one (or several).
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