what's up summer?
so i've been on summer vacation for a month now and i've learned a few things.
1. hangovers are not fun when you're a stay at home dad. makes the day long.
2. my new cookbook looks hard. i'm tryin' it out this week. i'll report back.
3. i need a spice rack.
4. my dad is still a redneck. the alabama trip was damn near impossible to stay vegan. i don't know how you people do it down there. (see below)
5. hash edibles from the dispensary are the bomb. keep those in high places away from dogs and kids.
6. babies poop a lot. (see below)
7. babies require a lot of things when you leave the house.
8. partied with this hawt chick at her first panic show. (see below)
9. my wife is still good at panic. (see below)
10. 3 day widespread panic benders require 2 full days of active recovery.
11. it's hard not to get hangovers in the summer.
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4. my dad is still a redneck. the alabama trip was damn near impossible to stay vegan. i don't know how you people do it down there. (see below)
5. hash edibles from the dispensary are the bomb. keep those in high places away from dogs and kids.
9. my wife is still good at panic. (see below)
10. 3 day widespread panic benders require 2 full days of active recovery.
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4. There are magical pockets of conscientious, open-minded folk to be found throughout even the reddest of redneck-land. I live in one such pocket, where conservative republican grandparents will serve Earth Balance-slathered sweet potatoes and cornbread made with almond milk, while complimenting that delicious seitan roast We made for the meal...while five miles away in any direction lies seemingly endless wastelands of carcass-lovers... but inside this hidden jewel of Deliverance country, rich Southern accents will proclaim, "ooOOh DA'YM, thatsome faahn tofu scramble, darlin'!" with utmost sincerity.
I wouldn't have believed it either, but to my surprise... Here I am in rural Georgia, finding more acceptance than I have anywhere else.
Just don't bother with restaurants.... (exception: "Soul Vegetarian" and such places, as in Atlanta. all vegan, all kick-ass, from-scratch soul food. mmmm.)
5. .....dispensary? *curious*
9. That's Your wife up there? ^ ...she's quite lovely. :)
10. </jealousy>
no shit. i figured that out the hard way yesterday. and the little spice "stairs" that you can put in your cabinet don't fit. i'm over this. i'm goin' omni.
fuck u asshole i hope u have a heart attack!
hahahaha. WHAT.
???
oh... i'm sure there are pockets! i wasn't in said pocket though... i almost got beat up for asking where the tofu was in the grocery store.
dispensary? ya know... places where you can buy pot on your credit card and pay taxes on it and stuff (if you have a prescription). best thing since sliced bread... imo. gotta run out and get some seitan, bread, and... oh yeah... gotta run and pick up some medicine. ^-^
my wife's amazing.
panic is amazing too. but you know that already GA...
no shit. i figured that out the hard way yesterday. and the little spice "stairs" that you can put in your cabinet don't fit. i'm over this. i'm goin' omni.
fuck u asshole i hope u have a heart attack!
hahahaha. WHAT.
???
kidding...
4. There are magical pockets of conscientious, open-minded folk to be found throughout even the reddest of redneck-land. I live in one such pocket, where conservative republican grandparents will serve Earth Balance-slathered sweet potatoes and cornbread made with almond milk, while complimenting that delicious seitan roast We made for the meal...while five miles away in any direction lies seemingly endless wastelands of carcass-lovers... but inside this hidden jewel of Deliverance country, rich Southern accents will proclaim, "ooOOh DA'YM, thatsome faahn tofu scramble, darlin'!" with utmost sincerity.
I wouldn't have believed it either, but to my surprise... Here I am in rural Georgia, finding more acceptance than I have anywhere else.
Just don't bother with restaurants.... (exception: "Soul Vegetarian" and such places, as in Atlanta. all vegan, all kick-ass, from-scratch soul food. mmmm.)
I'm in one of those pockets too, CW! I wish more people knew they actually DO exist!
I'd nail longer_look's wife. j/s
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