Open letters
Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.
I'll get the ball rolling.
To my dear darling boyfriend,
Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.
Love, Cat
dear k,
sog is hottt so you should be stoked she's even talkin to you... be a good boy and not the typical so cal douche please and thanx.
amy
Jess,
Have a back up plan. Hell, move to another school if you need. I don't agree with education being run as a business but there are some things that can be treated as a business. If they won't help you, take yourself elsewhere.
Concerned,
Josh
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Dear Peter,
I appreciate you trying to talk politics with me. I appreciate you trying to talk Occupy Wall Street with me. I understand we may not agree 100% and that's totally fine. That said, you don't know what you're saying. I'm very open with people..sometimes too open..but you're off the charts. I'm sorry I wasn't in the mood to educate you.
-Josh
Heli:
http://tinyurl.com/7byltwb
lmao!! :-D
-Josh
I'm glad you enjoyed it, my friend ;)
In case you're curious, I refer you to the appropriate thread.
Dear Magic Thread,
YOU WORK!!! :D well i am in 2 outta 3 off my classes that i was on the waiting list for. apperantly magical thread didn't think i should take spanish and english at the same time so i shall be finding one more class to fill my time. I am just not sure what to sign up for...
Thanks,
Jess
p.s. it was the spanish class i got into... i will be speaking spanish better soon *sqeeeee*
Dear Magic Thread,
YOU WORK!!! :D well i am in 2 outta 3 off my classes that i was on the waiting list for. apperantly magical thread didn't think i should take spanish and english at the same time so i shall be finding one more class to fill my time. I am just not sure what to sign up for...
Thanks,
Jess
p.s. it was the spanish class i got into... i will be speaking spanish better soon *sqeeeee*
French? Russian? (Naaah...I did that. I don't recommend three different languages at once.)
Adelante, mi niña!!
Dear Magic Thread,
YOU WORK!!! :D well i am in 2 outta 3 off my classes that i was on the waiting list for. apperantly magical thread didn't think i should take spanish and english at the same time so i shall be finding one more class to fill my time. I am just not sure what to sign up for...
Thanks,
Jess
p.s. it was the spanish class i got into... i will be speaking spanish better soon *sqeeeee*
This is great news, Ms. Jesssssssssssss-meh-ca. :D I'm very happy for you!!!
Dear Josh,
when you do come over i will be sure to stock up on oreos and almond milk, just don't forget the geizer.
~BFF#2
You had me at 'Oreos'. :)>>> I'm definitely excited to come back. I totally will bring the soda geyser. As long as my faithful sidekick River will be there? We need to find a way to improve the show. Hmm..
costumes? theatrics? dancing? over the top video editing? :D
Sam Ash somewhere in California,
Please get your act together and ship me my piccolo. What do you mean I won't have it until after Christmas? That is over two weeks away! I am fairly certain that unless you are sending the piccolo via donkey it can get here before Christmas. It's funny. Thirty seconds after I gave you my credit card, it was charged. SHOW ME THE GOODS!
Dear yabbit,
Please feel sad with me -> 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan dies at 96
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HH,
You were honestly the first person I thought of when I heard the news. I'm so sorry for your loss.
Dear yabbit,
Please feel sad with me -> 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan dies at 96
hh
She talked about it here: http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=41802.0
Dear friend,
Please stop drinking so much. I love you. More than you'll ever know.
-Josh
Dear yabbit,
Please feel sad with me -> 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan dies at 96
hh
I immediately thought when I read it, "HH is the only one who understands how I feel about it." Well, you and DH.
I loved his voice. (I have synasthesia, I remember and identify people by their voices.)
Dear Boss,
STOP TRYING OUT EVERY PIECE OF NEW SOFTWARE THAT SOMEONE PULLS OUT OF THEIR ASS!!!! Every time you try to "improve" the process by changing the process, new problems arise and then you create additional pieces to the process to address those problems which create more problems. At what point are you going to wake up and realize that THIS IS NOW A F**KING NIGHTMARE?!!! If it ain't broke don't fix it!!
Sincerely,
Old School Supporter
Dear Mamen,
I know what I said. And you can take me at my word, yeah.
But it would be really nice if you offered me some cash for the work, anyway.
I'm poor and you're not and you know this.
On the other hand, yes, I do suck at tables.
But on the other other hand, I speak academic English and you don't.
Your call.
Grovelling,
Our Lady of the DVDs
Dear yabbit,
Please feel sad with me -> 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan dies at 96
hh
I immediately thought when I read it, "HH is the only one who understands how I feel about it." Well, you and DH.
I loved his voice. (I have synasthesia, I remember and identify people by their voices.)
My buddies and I all sang a chorus of, "I Don't Want No More of Army Life," when we heard the news last night. Respect, yo.
Dear HH,
Remember giving me that monkey bread recipe via face book on April 30? well guess what!!! I finally made it! and i am kicking myself for not doing it sooner. I did the cinnamon roll method, the dough was absolutely perfect, and the cinnamon mixture was as well. Husband told me to thank you for the recipe. I was actually planning on making them for christmas morning and doing the overnight rise method, just had to try it out first. thank you so much! sorry it took me so long to make it.
<3 Jess
Dearest American VegWebbers and other readers:
Please please read this article. I'm not looking to start a debate here. We can start that over in Food Fight. Right now, I just want to educate you. This is no conspiracy theory. Has McCarthyism returned?
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/indefinite-detention-of-american-citizens-coming-soon-to-battlefield-u-s-a-20111209
or
http://tinyurl.com/c8lqltr
Concerned citizen,
Josh
Dear magic thread, and VW in general,
I can't go into detail but I need some good vibes.
Thanks,
PG
amber,
you are such a bitch. i do literally at least 5 favors for you every goddamn day and i ask you to do one thing (which i would've done myself if i wasn't 5 hours away) and you fucking refuse? seriously? my god why am i your friend? and even when i give you a present you have something rude to say. what the fuck. honestly. you need to readjust your fucking attitude.
-allison
life,
please give me some better friends!
-allison
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