Open letters
Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.
I'll get the ball rolling.
To my dear darling boyfriend,
Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.
Love, Cat
Yg,
I think you're fantastic.
-Courtney
Agreed. And, Courtney, I think you're awesomesauce.
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Yabbit -
Thank you so so much for your nuggets of wisdom. I love the way you put everything into perspective. I'm definitely going through a dormant period. Let's hope for a bountiful season. :)
Love,
Josh
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Jess,
I'm sorry I didn't write you earlier. Thank you so so much for everything! If I sadden you while you worry, I'm sorry. I can't wait to be with you and butthead. Soon!
Love,
Josh
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All:
Having you as my friend means more than you'll ever know. I'm grateful beyond words that you let me into your life.
Love,
Josh
Dear iGreen,
Your jerky package states Original Vegan Cheesy. Days later, after I eat half the package, I should not find "not a vegan food" in small letters below that.
- the one that got punk'd
Dear iGreen,
Your jerky package states Original Vegan Cheesy. Days later, after I eat half the package, I should not find "not a vegan food" in small letters below that.
- the one that got punk'd
Dear HH:
I realise that since they did the tiny lettering thing, it's not actionable, but it should be. What part of the word "vegan" don't they understand?
But then I just tried to read a published book that confuses "reigns" (Verb: governs, rules) with "reins" (Noun: bridle of a horse).
My language is being raped before my face. And I don't like it.
YG
Dear iGreen,
Your jerky package states Original Vegan Cheesy. Days later, after I eat half the package, I should not find "not a vegan food" in small letters below that.
- the one that got punk'd
THAT IS SO FU$%ED!!!!
Dear iGreen,
Your jerky package states Original Vegan Cheesy. Days later, after I eat half the package, I should not find "not a vegan food" in small letters below that.
- the one that got punk'd
I know this is not funny but I had to laugh for the audacity of that company. (not sure audacity is the right word but you get what I mean)
That's freaking outrageous. Original Vegan Cheesy....is not a vegan food?! WHY HAVE THE WORD VEGAN IN THE NAME IDIOTS.
Dear iGreen,
Your jerky package states Original Vegan Cheesy. Days later, after I eat half the package, I should not find "not a vegan food" in small letters below that.
- the one that got punk'd
Dear HH:
I realise that since they did the tiny lettering thing, it's not actionable, but it should be. What part of the word "vegan" don't they understand?
But then I just tried to read a published book that confuses "reigns" (Verb: governs, rules) with "reins" (Noun: bridle of a horse).
My language is being raped before my face. And I don't like it.
YG
This.
I don't know if I linked these before, but here are some articles on how people confuse words, bound to make you laugh and/or *facepalm* ... here, here and here.
Fond regards from a fellow grammar nazi,
Heli.
HH: what was in the "vegan cheesy" that wasn't vegan?
I'm figuring it's the "natural flavors" in the ingredient list (which I read out of habit before purchasing). It tasted like nacho cheese powder sprinkled over sweet kettle corn. *insert puking emoticon here*
I'm figuring it's the "natural flavors" in the ingredient list (which I read out of habit before purchasing). It tasted like nacho cheese powder sprinkled over sweet kettle corn. *insert puking emoticon here*
http://tinyurl.com/dc3h5b
I'm figuring it's the "natural flavors" in the ingredient list (which I read out of habit before purchasing). It tasted like nacho cheese powder sprinkled over sweet kettle corn. *insert puking emoticon here*
i am confused... you assume it's not vegan cause it had natural flavors?!
Thank you, Josh. You got it perfect.
aml - On the front of the package it reads "Original Vegan Cheesy". I read ingredients out of habit and curiosity. No dairy was disclosed in the ingredient list. The part I missed on the front under the "Original Vegan Cheesy" was smaller text that reads "w/ tasty real cheese and milk - not a vegan food". It's really obvious NOW, but not before now.
Dear world,
I'm not done. Sooooo..you can count out failure as an option for me.
-Josh
Thank you, Josh. You got it perfect.
aml - On the front of the package it reads "Original Vegan Cheesy". I read ingredients out of habit and curiosity. No dairy was disclosed in the ingredient list. The part I missed on the front under the "Original Vegan Cheesy" was smaller text that reads "w/ tasty real cheese and milk - not a vegan food". It's really obvious NOW, but not before now.
It's not good that a company puts vegan on the product and then in tiny letters says it is not. That's just wrong of them to do. What about people with severe allergies? Definitely not cool! >:(
Dear Emo Cat,
Please stop ripping your tail open. I spent my last dime on you and will have to work the streets to pay your vet bills if you continue.
Your Human Mum
Dear Bob,
If you try to touch my ass again I will smash you rght in the wrinklies.
Holly
Dear Storm,
What you need is a taser. With spikes.
YG
Whoever decides to let the middle schoolers in the library when it is packed with people studying for finals/practicals,
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Jerk. I don't think they really need to check out books on the last week of school anyways. STOP LETTING THEM IN HERE.
-The girl whos comfy chair always gets stolen by loud little kids
dear finals,
please let me get As on all of you.
-allison
Dear OWW and Shelloid,
I know we don't really talk to each other all that much but I still think you're legit. I hope all is well for you both.
-Josh
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Storm!!!!
Really?!?!?!
-Josh
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Heli:
http://tinyurl.com/7byltwb
lmao!! :-D
-Josh
Dear k,
I think you are ridiculously adorable. Totally gonna sit by you on wed and accidentally strike up a convo. Maybe about all your skillz and cuteness.
-future gf
Dear magical thread,
pleasssse let me get into the classes i signed up for. Being on a waiting list is not fun at all and the non helpful staff scares me. I picked the perfect schedule and i want it.
desperately,
Jess
Dear Josh,
when you do come over i will be sure to stock up on oreos and almond milk, just don't forget the geizer.
~BFF#2
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