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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet.

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs.

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus stole the penis

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus stole the penis from my armoire.

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus stole the penis from my armoire. I didn't know

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus stole the penis from my armoire. I didn't know Kramer would fall

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus stole the penis from my armoire. I didn't know Kramer would fall for the koala.

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus stole the penis from my armoire. I didn't know Kramer would fall for the koala. To my suprise

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It was a really big penis that I grabbed one day, and I put it in my pocket so that I could have some gingerbread for a cookie I used as a self-defense mechanism for a secret mission I was planning. It involved three different kinds of salad greens, one of which was actually a donut in disguise. I was angry that the spinach was wilted and uncooperative. By now I should have guessed that the koala had eaten dinner and couldn't be lured by my special food, but nevertheless, I took the wooden penis and grape testicles firmly in my feet, and began wiggling my toes to pretend like I was a scrotum. I hope that one day the koala will come to see this pretend scrotum. If not, I will surely go vegan.

Some people have a problem with my feet. They think that they are too square-ish, and I think my thighs are like triangles!  These shapes are certainly not acceptable.  I cry when the koala laughs at my triangular thighs. Then a platypus stole the penis from my armoire. I didn't know Kramer would fall for the koala. To my surprise he lifted the

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