My Molson Canadian six pack wants to know....
Posted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 2009 · Member since Dec 1969 · 11789 posts
Would you prefer to be half your height or twice your weight?
Would you prefer to have a permanent toothache or no teeth at all?
Would you prefer to be famous and hated or normal and respected?
Would you prefer to be able to change the past or see the future?
Would you prefer to live modestly to 100 or to 50 as a millionaire?
Would you prefer to have the power of invisibility or the ability to fly?
what i want to know is that how in good conscience can you be drinking canadian beer while you have 'beat calgary" under your pic?
what i want to know is that how in good conscience can you be drinking canadian beer while you have 'beat calgary" under your pic?
You're right, I should be drinking Goose Island.
i just walked by that brewery a couple hours ago! their rootbeer is awesome too, btw.
One for you, one for me.
http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss211/veganb/veganpizza001-1.jpg
hoo man, i used to love molson, i forgot about that stuff.
awesome!
and
1) twice my weight .. cus you can always lose
2) no teeth.. they make really nice dentures these days
3) normal & respected.. duh.
the last 3 i need to think about more.. although, im sure if i was drinking molson canadian i'd have all the answers and be talking a mile a minute.
im going to get a drink.
eta. i found a miscellaneous goose island oatmeal stout in my fridge but went for the stella cus it's lighter.. one the perks of hosting weekly vegan potlucks is the leftover beer.. theres rarely any food left.. but theres usually some beers.
Would you prefer to be half your height or twice your weight?
Would you prefer to have a permanent toothache or no teeth at all?
Would you prefer to be famous and hated or normal and respected?
Would you prefer to be able to change the past or see the future?
Would you prefer to live modestly to 100 or to 50 as a millionaire?
Would you prefer to have the power of invisibility or the ability to fly?
- twice my weight, because being two and a half feet tall would suck
- I've had my share of toothache so I'm going with no teeth
- normal and respected, clearly
- change the past although what a scary responsibility :-\
- modestly to 100 although with the caveat of at least reasonably good health
- invisibility because the first thing I'd do otherwise would be fly straight into something, like a jet engine
Half my height, I've done obese and it's got nothing to recommend it. You can't always "just lose."
Besides, petite is supposed to be cute.
If I'm allowed decent dentures, no teeth.
Normal and respected. Famous is not an advantage.
I have no desire to live to be 100, not in this world, rich or not.
Invisibility; if you fly in the wrong places these days you might get shot down.
EDIT: I forgot about the past/future thing. Change the past, then the future might be better than it looks like being.
Would you prefer to be half your height or twice your weight?
I'm already pretty short, but considering my body issues, my head would probably implode if I was double my weight. Since I like my non-imploded head, I'm going to have to go with dwarfism. (Besides, Michael Drake might have been an ass, but he was also a badass.)
Would you prefer to have a permanent toothache or no teeth at all?
Toothache. And while we're at it, if I have an infarction in my thigh, I'm keeping the leg and popping vicodin, not having it amputated, kthx.
Would you prefer to be famous and hated or normal and respected?
Option A.
Would you prefer to be able to change the past or see the future?
I would only wreak havoc if I changed the past. It would be pretty depressing to see the future (what's the point, if nothing surprises you anymore?), but still preferable to time paradoxes and that freaky Doctor Who episode with the carnivorous time bats.
Would you prefer to live modestly to 100 or to 50 as a millionaire?
If I live to 100, I can devote 100 years to helping the world. If I live to 50 as a millionaire, I have 50 years of moneys to devote to helping the world. If I lived to 100, I could see more of the world and its stories, but if I lived to 50, I assume I'd spend more time livin' it up. Kind of a draw, there.
Would you prefer to have the power of invisibility or the ability to fly?
I'm already largely invisible, so I'll take flight as an additional ability.
Would you prefer to be half your height or twice your weight?
After thinking about it long and hard, I would prefer to be twice my weight. I've done the Weight Watchers thing before and I truly believe I could lose the weight in a couple of years....the thought of being 3ft tall is not appealing at all, and once you're short, you're short...not much you can do about that.
Would you prefer to have a permanent toothache or no teeth at all?
No teeth at all.....I wouldn't wish a permanent toothache on anyone....having just had one recently, I would much rather be toothless, while having dentures at 26 would be slightly embarrassing, at least my teeth would finally be straight
Would you prefer to be famous and hated or normal and respected?
I hate being in the spotlight, so obviously, normal and respected.
Would you prefer to be able to change the past or see the future?
Changing the past would effect everything and what if I changed it wrong and I was never born or something horrible happened to someone I love? Too big of a risk. And as much as I don't care to see the future, maybe I could just ignore it, pretend I don't see it....
Would you prefer to live modestly to 100 or to 50 as a millionaire?
I don't know if I'd wanna live to 100, but I definitely would like to live past 50....and I've never had money and thats not really a goal of mine, so I'd say modestly to 100.
Would you prefer to have the power of invisibility or the ability to fly?
Ability to fly! I hate traffic and have road rage issues, so being able to fly over it all would be awesome! If I were invisible, I'm afraid I would get myself into some awkward situations.
Would you prefer to be half your height or twice your weight?
Fat
Would you prefer to have a permanent toothache or no teeth at all?
Toothless
Would you prefer to be famous and hated or normal and respected?
Respected
Would you prefer to be able to change the past or see the future?
Future
Would you prefer to live modestly to 100 or to 50 as a millionaire?
100
Would you prefer to have the power of invisibility or the ability to fly?
Fly
Can I have these all now? I do assume flying will be good exercise to get all that weight off and the 100 years is guaranteed.
4) hmm i'm guessing you're only allowed to change your own past.. and the effects that it had on others.. probably not allowed to stop the lincoln assassination or anything.. especially if it's before you were alive. so since im relatively happy with myself and im not pining away for 'the one that got away' i suppose id choose to see the future. but i wouldnt want to use it all the time cus life would be super boring without having any surprises.
5) i think this one is somewhat dependent on if you have kids. if i had a kid i'd probably want to live til 100 to see them grow up and see my grandkids.. but if i decided that id never have kids, it'd probably be really fun to live it up as a millionaire til 50. since i havent decided about the kid thing i can't make up my mind..
6) ability to fly - cus that's totally fun and can be put to practical use for transportation. being invisible would be probably lead to lots of sneaky things.. and you'd probably find out shit you don't want to hear or see. it'd be better to just not surround yourself with people that needed to be spied on in the first place. although you could use it for transportation too if you snuck on to an airplane for free.. and you'd never have to pay to get into a movie ever again..
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LET'S GO PENS!
Half my height! I wouldn't mind being tinier than I am, it might be fun!
Permanent toothache, as long as I can take some Advil every day.
Normal and respected.
I'd rather be able to change the past.
50 as a millionaire, definitely.
Invisibility.
Twice my weight. I'm pretty tall and pretty skinny, so I probably wouldn't look overly fat if I doubled my weight. And I like being tall.
No teeth
Normal and respected
Neither, but if I had to choose...I guess I'd rather be able to see the future and ignore it. Unless I could change something really good, like the result of the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections.
Modestly to 100. 50 isn't long enough.
Fly...then I could visit my USA friends and family without paying $2000. Although my arms might get tired of carrying my luggage the whole way.
Twice my weight. I'm pretty tall and pretty skinny, so I probably wouldn't look overly fat if I doubled my weight. And I like being tall.
No teeth
Normal and respected
Neither, but if I had to choose...I guess I'd rather be able to see the future and ignore it. Unless I could change something really good, like the result of the 2000 and 2004 presidential elections.
Modestly to 100. 50 isn't long enough.
Fly...then I could visit my USA friends and family without paying $2000. Although my arms might get tired of carrying my luggage the whole way.
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Would you prefer to be half your height or twice your weight?
Would you prefer to have a permanent toothache or no teeth at all?
Would you prefer to be famous and hated or normal and respected?
Would you prefer to be able to change the past or see the future?
Would you prefer to live modestly to 100 or to 50 as a millionaire?
Would you prefer to have the power of invisibility or the ability to fly?
Half my height
No teeth
"normal" (whatever that is) and respected
change the past, because if I don't like my future I could always go back and change it!
how about modestly to 80...100's too long and 50's too short
invisibilty, because then you can sneak on the plane.
My hubby used to work accross the street from a molson brewery... It sure stank in the summer.
My hubby used to work accross the street from a molson brewery... It sure stank in the summer.
Stank like goodness, I'm sure.
http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss211/veganb/molson-1.jpg
My hubby used to work accross the street from a molson brewery... It sure stank in the summer.
Stank like goodness, I'm sure.
http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss211/veganb/molson-1.jpg
That is the easiest question ever! Who do they think we are, Canadians?
My hubby used to work accross the street from a molson brewery... It sure stank in the summer.
Stank like goodness, I'm sure.
http://i577.photobucket.com/albums/ss211/veganb/molson-1.jpg
That is the easiest question ever! Who do they think we are, Canadians?
seriously.. i mean i enjoy hockey once in awhile... but c'mon.. if you're choosing to watch hockey you're just not having the right kind of sex..
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