Dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard??
Posted by yabbitgirl on Dec 08, 2008 · Member since Apr 2006 · 14266 posts
I've gotta say, IMHO the worst so far is "MacArthur Park." Not only do the words not make sense, but the people who decide to record it never have the vocal range for it. If you can't get through Gunoud's "Ave María" you shouldn't try MAP.
But Seriously: "Someone left the cake out in the rain, and I don't think that I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again."
What was the lyricist on, anyway?
Close second, an old 50's song that goes: "I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, in my bed while I cry over you..."
Any other nominations?
Fergie - "Big Girls Don't Cry"
"...and I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket..."
-GAH!! Luckily the only time I hear it is in the drug store but it's enough to incite a suicide attempt.
This. :o
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