i heard this song while i was getting my hair cut the other day, and it was SO bad! i was listening to the lyrics, and was just like...WTF???

it's called Can't Believe It, by T-Pain....
here ya go:

She make me feel so good better than I would by myself or if was with somebody else)
(You don't under stand she make the people say yeah, yeah)

I can put you in the log cabin, somewhere in aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the pain aint trickin' if you got it what you askin... for
Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wisconsin (Wisconsin)
Like I said ain't nothin to the pain we can change that last name what happenin'?
Cause you look so good
Tell me why you wanna work here? I put you on the front page of a king magazine, but you gon get yourself hurt here
Eh, baby I brought you in the back just to have a conversation
Really think you need some ventilation
Lets talk about youuu & meeee

Oh, I Can't Believe It
Ooo ooo she all on me(on me)
Man man I think she want me(want me)
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw
(X2)
And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh
She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh(yeah), yeahhh(yeah), yeahhh

I could put you in the condo
All the way up in Toronto
Baby put you in the fur coat, ridin the Murciélago
I put you in the beach house
Right on the edge of Costa Rica
Put one of em lil' flowers in your hair have you looking like a fly mamacita
(Fuego)
Cuz you look so good
You make me wanna spend it all on ya
Get up out this club
Slide with ya boy
We can do what you wanna, Yeah
Baby I brought you in the back cuz you need a lil' persuasion,
Plus you need a lil' ventilation

Let's talk about youuu and meeeee

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me(on me)
Man Man I think she want me(want me)
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw
(X2)
And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh
She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh, (she make the people say)yeahhh, (she make the people say)yeahhh(T-Wayne),

Now I can put your ass out, ohhh
Keep running your mouth
And if yo brothers come trippin ima show em wat dese teardrops bout
Shawty I was just playing
Ohh but I can take you to the Cayman... islands
Have you screamin' and hollerin'
We gone be making... Love on the beach
The people see what we doin
Awww they pointin' and oooo'in
Ohh but we gone keep on doing... it
Like it's just me and you and no one else around
It went down on the balcony,
And I ain't talking Penthouse Sweet,
Shawty like a model out da Penthouse Sheets,
That's why I got her on my Penthouse Sheets.

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me(on me)
Man Man I think she want me
Nah I can't leave her lonely naw
(X2)
And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh, (she make the people say)yeahhh, (she make the people say)yeahhh
She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh,

Close second, an old 50's song that goes: "I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, in my bed while I cry over you..."

my grandpa always used to sing that to be silly, and i thought he was making it up haha.

also, rap songs always have the goofiest lyrics. i will find some and report back.

AC's and Siren's are ok, but Yabbit's still in the lead for DUMBEST song lyrics ever. The other two are just sexist and/or nasty.  :P

which makes them dumb!  ;) 

I can't think of lyrics right now in English, but I have a few songs in French that are just unbelievably stupid. It's when they try to rhyme so hard, that it doesn't matter if the lyrics make actually some sense... A dance beat won't hide that fact!!!

Haha :-D

Radiohead is my favorite band, but yeah, I still don't understand these lyrics... I thought that it was because I'm not good in English, but finally I think the problem is not me but the lyrics!

Any discussion about terrible song lyrics must end with Air Supply's Making Love Out of Nothing At All.  Not sure if lyrics get any worse than this:

Every time I see you all the rays of the sun
are streaming through the waves in your hair;
and every star in the sky is taking aim
at your eyes like a spotlight,
The beating of my heart is a drum, and it's lost
and it's looking for a rhythm like you.
You can take the darkness from the pit of the night
and turn into a beacon burning endlessly bright.
I've got to follow it, 'cause everything I know, well it's nothing till I give it to you.

I can make the run or stumble,
I can make the final block;
And I can make every tackle, at the sound of the whistle,
I can make all the stadiums rock.
I can make tonight forever,
Or I can make it disappear by the dawn;
And I can make you every promise that has ever been made,
And I can make all your demons be gone.

i couldnt find the lyrics online, but there's one song by the pack called "the ice cream song" and it's a bunch of ice cream themed euphemisms for sex. i laugh every time i listen to it.

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It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch"

obviously the song is retarded, but it's really not sexist, it's just about a particular road head experience between two consenting adults

Heh, did you read about the guy in England who is facing manslaughter charges for killing some people because he was driving while masturbating?  Sounds pretty dumb to me...

Though I can't say I never did that...