Dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard??
Posted by yabbitgirl on Dec 08, 2008 · Member since Apr 2006 · 14266 posts
I've gotta say, IMHO the worst so far is "MacArthur Park." Not only do the words not make sense, but the people who decide to record it never have the vocal range for it. If you can't get through Gunoud's "Ave María" you shouldn't try MAP.
But Seriously: "Someone left the cake out in the rain, and I don't think that I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again."
What was the lyricist on, anyway?
Close second, an old 50's song that goes: "I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, in my bed while I cry over you..."
Any other nominations?
Though I can't say I never did that...
:o
Touche, Courth, touche.
Please explain what that has to do with me. Please?
Should have been two separate comments.
Touche to you for the post on the dumbest song lyrics EVER! (didn't want to quote whole thing) and
:o to CYETS for her comment.
Please excuse any misunderstandings from former postings by this poster. :-\
also, lil wayne "a milli." or anything by lil wayne i suppose. maybe it's his voice that makes anything goofy..no. the lyrics..
here are choice selections:
"My criteria compared to your career
Just isn't fair
I'm a venereal disease
Like a menstrual bleed
Threw the pencil and leak
on the sheet of the tablet in my mind"
"I go by them goon rules
If you can't beat Em
Then you pop Em
You can't man Em
Then you mop Em
You can't stand Em
Then you drop Em
You pop Em
Cause we pop Em
Like Orville Redenbacher"
"Now u got loose bowels
I don't owe you like two vowels
But I would like for u to pay me by the hour
And I'd rather be pushin flowers
Then to be in the penn sharin' showers
Tony told us this world was ours
And the bible told us every girl was sour
Don't play in her garden
And don't smell her flower
Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower"
lulz
I can't think of lyrics right now in English, but I have a few songs in French that are just unbelievably stupid. It's when they try to rhyme so hard, that it doesn't matter if the lyrics make actually some sense... A dance beat won't hide that fact!!!
You have my permission to post them! Ici on parle français...at least some of us... ;)b
OK, ponycakes....that's pretty WIERD, let alone dumb...
Then there's the old favourite (??) "Foul Owl on the Prowl" which you can hear in its entirety in the movie, "In the Heat of the Night", which also includes some of the most "inspired" dialogue you'll ever hear.
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..." no shit, sherlock.
::) >:( :-X
Stop this now! Before you guys get one of these awful songs stuck in my head!! :D
Without a doubt, the Pina Colada Song is the most lyrically brutal song and I can't even begin to describe my loathing for it. I hated it the first time I heard it and despise it today. How anyone could write that, lyrically and melodically, record it in a studio and then show their face on the streets is beyond me. It's embarrassing, infantile, moronic,...(there aren't enough words to describe it) I won't even post the lyrics because I'll get violently ill doing so. Hey, do you get the feeling I don't like this song? (lol)
DID SOMEBODY SAY TERRIBLE SONG LYRICS?! I hope you're ready for the onslaught of badness that I will now post. More will indefinitely follow.
SHE THINKS MY TRACTOR'S SEXY
Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up the throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
We ride back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
And one more teeny weeny ride before I take her home
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up
She thinks my tractor's
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
USA TODAY BY LEE GREENWOOD
WELL THE BAD NEWS IS
INFLATION'S ON THE RISE
AND THE COST OF GAS HAS REACHED AN ALL TIME HIGH
THE DOW JONES IS FALLIN' AGAIN
SEEMS LIKE THE BAD NEWS NEVER ENDS
AH, BUT THEN AGAIN
CHORUS:
THE GOOD NEWS IS
A SOLDIER'S COMING HOME
AND THE HEART THAT CRIED FOR FREEDOM
IS STILL BEATING STRONG
SOMEONE'S VOTING FOR PRESIDENT
A CHILD JUST LEARNED HOW TO PRAY
AND THAT'S GOOD NEWS IN THE USA TODAY
WHEN I READ ABOUT THE WARS ACROSS THE SEA
AND THE PEOPLE WHO DIE TO LIVE LIKE ME
I THANK THE LORD FOR THE GOOD THINGS WE HAVE
MAYBE THE BAD NEWS AIN'T SO BAD
OH, AND WE SHOULD BE GLAD
REPEAT CHORUS
BRIDGE:
READ ALL ABOUT IT
STAND UP AND SHOUT IT
WE'RE STILL ONE NATION UNDER GOD!
"Shake that laffy taffy."
I win.
Polaroid immediately sent out a major press release after "shake it like a Polaroid picture," so that everyone would know to NOT shake their Polaroid pictures.
Polaroid immediately sent out a major press release after "shake it like a Polaroid picture," so that everyone would know to NOT shake their Polaroid pictures.
Polaroid also sponsored a KICK ASS tour with Outkast headlining. ;)b
DID SOMEBODY SAY TERRIBLE SONG LYRICS?! I hope you're ready for the onslaught of badness that I will now post. More will indefinitely follow.
SHE THINKS MY TRACTOR'S SEXY
Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up the throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
We ride back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
And one more teeny weeny ride before I take her home
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up
She thinks my tractor's
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
I agree CK!!!
Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby
Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again? )
Girls, whats my weakness? (men!)
Ok then, chillin, chillin, mindin my business (word)
Yo, salt, I looked around, and I couldnt believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin on with somethin kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
Im not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? no, that dont make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Dont know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well its a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Ummm, youre packed and youre stacked specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
Youre a shotgun - bang! whats up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, mr. lover
Like prince said youre a sexy mutha-
Well-a, I like em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...
Shoop shoop ba-doop (baby, hey)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop (dont you know I wanna shoop, baby)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Well let me bring you back to the subject, peps on the set
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but Im falling for your
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
Getcha getcha lips wet cuz its time to have pep
On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like scoobie doobie doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, oooo, oooo, oooo!
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
S and the p wanna kick with me, cool (uh-huh)
But Im wicked, g, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (thats right)
I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, heres the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin like a retard (yeah)
Big twan love-her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Oh, you make me wanna shoop
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby
Without a doubt, the Pina Colada Song is the most lyrically brutal song and I can't even begin to describe my loathing for it. I hated it the first time I heard it and despise it today. How anyone could write that, lyrically and melodically, record it in a studio and then show their face on the streets is beyond me. It's embarrassing, infantile, moronic,...(there aren't enough words to describe it) I won't even post the lyrics because I'll get violently ill doing so. Hey, do you get the feeling I don't like this song? (lol)
Oh, honey, you should have heard the rest of the album! Talk about your one-hit wonders!
There's a song on there I love to hate called "Nearsighted." And I quote:
If you take these glasses from my face,
I think that you will find
I'm undeniably, certifiably just this side of blind.
I don't judge a friend or lover
By a first or second look
Or a book just by the cover--
Hell, I can't even see the book!
Nearsighted
It's another lovely day
Nearsighted
As I stumble on my way
Though I'm slightly out of focus,
I can see my dreams come true...
Nearsighted
All I need to see
Is youuuuuu....
Polaroid immediately sent out a major press release after "shake it like a Polaroid picture," so that everyone would know to NOT shake their Polaroid pictures.
Polaroid also sponsored a KICK ASS tour with Outkast headlining. ;)b
Isn't Andre 3000 vegan?
"every time I see your bubbly face, I get the tingles in a silly place."
Polaroid immediately sent out a major press release after "shake it like a Polaroid picture," so that everyone would know to NOT shake their Polaroid pictures.
Polaroid also sponsored a KICK ASS tour with Outkast headlining. ;)b
Isn't Andre 3000 vegan?
Yes! I love him, and I love this song.
"every time I see your bubbly face, I get the tingles in a silly place."
And this one.
And the tractor one.
I really do have good taste in music, I swear....
Zox: Stupid Song
All I wanna do is write a stupid song
With a three line chorus, you can sing along
And if it feels so good until it's gone
Will you love me?
Look at me
Tell me I'm a loser
A simple-minded microphone abuser that is me
And I guess I know the reason why you hate me
But I won't let your condescension break me, so sorry
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Cause all I wanna do is write a stupid song
With a three line chorus, you can sing along
And if it feels so good until it's gone
Will you love me?
All I wanna make is a melody
The kind that sticks down in your memory
And if it feeds our rock n' roll fantasies
Will you love me?
Cause music ain't some kind of competition
And if you don't like me
You don't have to listen to my songs
You said this band ain't shit until you're wasted
Pour another drink for me
All I wanna do is write a stupid song
With a three line chorus, you can sing along
And if it feels so good until it's gone
Will you love me?
All I wanna make is a melody
The kind that sticks down in your memory
And if it feeds our rock n' roll fantasies
Will you love me?
Yeah!
All I wanna do is write a stupid song
With a three line chorus, you can sing along
And if it feels so good until it's gone
Will you love me?
And all I wanna make is a melody
The kind that sticks down in your memory
And if it feeds our rock n' roll fantasies
Will you love me?
Yeah all I wanna do is write a stupid song
With a three line chorus, you can sing along
And if it feels so good until it's gone
Will you love me?
And all I wanna make is a melody
The kind that sticks down in your memory
And if it feeds our rock n' roll fantasies
Will you love me?
Will you love me?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Will you love me?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Will you love me?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Will you love me?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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