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WHOA! Did Courth just call AnS a douche?  :o

It's only a matter of time before Cali realizes I'm a total douche.

Georgia accepts douches. Georgia seems to import them by the truck load.

I'm not a douche!
:'(

Neither am I, neither is CW, etc. There are just a LOT of douches in this state.

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Oh yeah, I forgot we have a boatload of cool peeps in Georgia.

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WHOA! Did Courth just call AnS a douche?  :o

No.

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WHOA! Did Courth just call AnS a douche?  :o

It's only a matter of time before Cali realizes I'm a total douche.

Georgia accepts douches. Georgia seems to import them by the truck load.

I'm not a douche!
:'(

Neither am I, neither is CW, etc. There are just a LOT of douches in this state.

Agreed.  There was shirtless dude in a jeep on Barrett Pkwy wanting to race me one night.  It was pretty funny.

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hehe, nope, I'm pretty sure Courth called AnS a douche!

Don't worry AnS, douches are allowed in Jersey too & we have a coast, even though its crappy.

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hehe, nope, I'm pretty sure Courth called AnS a douche!

Don't worry AnS, douches are allowed in Jersey too & we have a coast, even though its crappy.

I hate that Jersey gets a bad rap. Jersey has a pretty shore and Northern Jersey is gorgeous. Besides, NO SALES TAX ON CLOTHING AND FOOD. How effing cool is Jersey now, bitches?!

I had a $100 bill and got a pair of $99.99 boots and got a penny back. IT KICKED MAJOR BUTT.

Ok, AnS, now you can go to either Georgia or Jersey. You've been invited, welcomed even... in case CA gives you the boot.

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NO SALES TAX ON CLOTHING AND FOOD. How effing cool is Jersey now, bitches?!

It's definitely cooler than this:

http://www.jonsouth.com/nerd.jpg

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It's definitely cooler than this:

Totes, CK, totes.

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It's definitely cooler than this:

Totes, CK, totes.

FTR, I love the words totes and jeals.

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Oh, Charbot, Charbot--wherefore art thou Charbot?
Thou art thyself, though not a Kimzoid--what's a Kimzoid?
It is not head, nor leg, nor thigh, nor--any other part belonging to a man. (Juliet was hip, you dig?)

(Random enough for ya?)

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hehe, nope, I'm pretty sure Courth called AnS a douche!

Don't worry AnS, douches are allowed in Jersey too & we have a coast, even though its crappy.

I hate that Jersey gets a bad rap. Jersey has a pretty shore and Northern Jersey is gorgeous. Besides, NO SALES TAX ON CLOTHING AND FOOD. How effing cool is Jersey now, bitches?!

I had a $100 bill and got a pair of $99.99 boots and got a penny back. IT KICKED MAJOR BUTT.

Ok, AnS, now you can go to either Georgia or Jersey. You've been invited, welcomed even... in case CA gives you the boot.

What part of the Jersey shore have you been to?  :o

I'm just playing around. I agree, some areas of the state are really pretty. I really like it here, or else I wouldn't still be here.

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Back to asking CK randon questions:

Will I be able to go to the gym, finish all my Christmas shopping, get new tires put on my truck, & get it inspected all in my day off tomorrow?

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1. Oh, Charbot, Charbot--wherefore art thou Charbot?
2. Thou art thyself, though not a Kimzoid--what's a Kimzoid?
3. It is not head, nor leg, nor thigh, nor--any other part belonging to a man. (Juliet was hip, you dig?)

(Random enough for ya?)

1.  I'm stuck somewhere between a bush and a high five.

2. I am me, but a Kimzoid is:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/H8SAVRTU/Random/Awesome.jpg

3. Yes it is.  It's one of the nostrils.

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It's definitely cooler than this:

Totes, CK, totes.

FTR, I love the words totes and jeals.

Totes, jeals, presh, inappropes, hilar, peeps... there are more.

"I'm totes jeal of your b/f! He's hilar and you two are totes presh together. It'd be inappropes for me to hit on him because I'm one of your closest peeps."

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Back to asking CK randon questions:

Will I be able to go to the gym, finish all my Christmas shopping, get new tires put on my truck, & get it inspected all in my day off tomorrow?

You better stop drinking that coffee, you need to get up early tomorrow!

I will say yes, but only if you do it in this order:

1. Wake up, get ready, and go.
2. Get your truck worked on first.  Tires are very important.
3. Christmas shopping! (avoid Wal-Mart at all costs)
4. A well deserved delicious vegan lunch.
5. Back to the shopping. (continue avoiding Wal-Mart)
6. Buy CK a gift for giving such awesome advice. ;) (jk)
7. Go to the gym for 45 minutes exactly.  Check out the hot bods on the equipment.
8. Call smooch and tell him to have dinner ready like a good husband should or...
9. If smooch goes with you, tell him to take you out to your favorite restaurant like a good husband should.

Have a good day tomorrow!
:) 8-)

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Where should my mother and I go tonight? She wants to go out somewhere because my dad and brother are going to the ACDC concert tonight. We got my father the tickets for his birthday. Does that make us the best family ever?

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1. Where should my mother and I go tonight? She wants to go out somewhere because my dad and brother are going to the ACDC concert tonight.

2. We got my father the tickets for his birthday. Does that make us the best family ever?

1.  Go get some Indian food.  I hear Vatica on Terrill Mill Rd in Marietta is delicious, but I haven't eaten there yet.
I've been going to Swapna on Cobb Pkwy. ;)b

2.  Yes.

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My mother hates Indian food. This means that A) We can't go there tonight, and B) I've never had Indian food.

How much am I missing out?

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My mother hates Indian food. This means that A) We can't go there tonight, and B) I've never had Indian food.

How much am I missing out?

A LOT.  Indian food is amazing.
Do you like spicy food?

Hmmm...your mother hates it...
Does your mom like sushi?

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why is it that as soon as i find the perfect space boots at the perfect price--9.99!!!, in my size exactly, that they are sold out? cryyy. now i have to buy thirty dollar ones.

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-50958542405417_2033_2366498651

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