Reasons to be grossed out
Posted by veganhippie on Dec 14, 2009 · Member since May 2008 · 5810 posts
My sister just ate dinner...while on the toilet. bleh!!
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My sister just ate dinner...while on the toilet. bleh!!
Eww!
Maybe she wanted to see the before/after effect.
fufu- bahahaha!!! maybe..
bahahaha When I was a kid I used to be super amused by drinking water while I went to the bathroom l
When I was in the 4th grade, it was the end of the school year and I was cleaning out my backpack and found a ziplock bag FULL OF MOLD. I'm to this day not entirely sure what was in there originally. It was pretty gross, and at the time I did what any 4th grader would do, SHOW EVERYBODY.
Many years ago, my mom decided to move the couch to clean under it (it had been a few years o_o). We found an old piece of sliced cheese, hardened and tan/brown, almost translucent.
when I first learned to walk, I ate my own poo. Straight up outta my diaper.
when I first learned to walk, I ate my own poo. Straight up outta my diaper.
D: you win.
Not that I can one-up coprophagia, but a few summers back, my sister and her then-husband had an Independence Day get-together which involved baked beans. Which did not get cleaned up that night... or any night until I came from Canada to stay with them, and found the thing festering in their sitting room, some time in the middle of August. I got fifteen bucks out of cleaning that sucker, which, because I was NOT allowed to throw any component of cook- or silverware in the trash, involved using a teaspoon to scrape blackened, fossilized beans, yeasty-smelling goo, and more writhing, squirming maggots than I have hairs on my head. I washed my hands like I was doing surgery on an AIDS patient, and I STILL had God-knows-what under my fingernails.
Or there was the time my father stopped to help a man who'd collapsed in the street after surgery... and stepped in his burst colostomy bag. And then tracked bloody liquid feces into the rental car. Which we drove around in for the rest of our three-week trip. That is one smell I will never get out of my head.
Or the myxy rabbit. Bloody hell, myxomatosis is a horrible thing.
OMG..... i think yours are MUCH worse than mine,
Hmm... I think I might be able to one-up that, but it might be too disturbing. Mentioning the maggots festering reminded me of an incident with a freezer full of maggots... that's all I shall say.
Could this be a reincarnation of the TMI Challenge? ;D
lol maybe, but I like it =D
omg I never read these before. Narcissus, you should make a gross-out movie out of your stories. *shudder*
we were round at the in-laws on Saturday when their four year old labradoodle ran into the room, coughed once loudly and vomited on the carpet. Before anyone could begin to stand up, the one year old spaniel/poodle dived on it and gobbled it all up, then proceeded to be even more hyperactive than his usual bouncy puppy self. Turns out dog vomit = energy food!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! hahahaha but also funny
Wow, yours are still winners at this game, Narcissus. I literally sat with my jaw hanging open for several moments. Funny, you'd think I'd remember reading (and posting in) this thread the first time it came up... ::)
O. m. G. A burst colostomy bag. I can't think of anything worse.
I did feed my sister dried boogers out of my nose when we were little. I told her they were a special snack called "crispie crunchies". I'm pretty sure I've posted this little doo-dad before. :)
crispie crunchies! lolz.
my grossest thing from my childhood was probably pooping on the front lawn and having to pick it up with a plastic bag like dog poo. i don't know what compelled me to poop there but i certainly didn't like having to pick it up.
A worse one has happened to me in recent weeks - likewise scatological. Short version: eating gluten makes my innards unhappy. Having my earring fall out of my ear as I sit crumpled on the toilet seat and hearing a vague 'clink clink clink splash' makes my everything unhappy.
I think I would make a good large-animal vet. Effluvia, excrement, viscera - ho hum.
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