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I just messaged P to tell him..

that someone broke into our apartment and burned a charred small black circle onto the top of our coffee table.

but really it happened because I stuck a tea tag (WHICH I TOLD HIM ABOUT) into the votive candle holder that was burning on top of the coffee table.

Apparently pretty large flames do get hot enough to go through thin glass and burn wood.

she teabagged a candle and got burned OH

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I think "tossing tea bags" should be a euphemism.

It sounds like throwing all your live-in SO's stuff out in the corridor (or off the balcony into the street) to hint that it's time they moved on.

"Dude, can I crash on  your couch tonight?"
"Why, you and AC have a fight?"
"FIGHT? Dude, she tossed my teabags!"

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Yabbit, somehow that's made it sound even more dirty. She was tossing his teabags all night.  ;D

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Gross. Grossies.

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you love it

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:-D

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This has turned into a horrible ordeal. I'm never talking about my charred tables with any of you, again.

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no no no. "tossing tea bags" should be a euphemism for, you know, two guys.

think about it.

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no no no. "tossing tea bags" should be a euphemism for, you know, two guys.

think about it.

yes

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no no no. "tossing tea bags" should be a euphemism for, you know, two guys.

think about it.

yes

Agreed.

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Yabbit, somehow that's made it sound even more dirty. She was tossing his teabags all night.  ;D

That's what I was goin' for!!
Beneath this erudite intellectual exterior lurks a total dweeb!!

Now, BURNING his teabags....that's just evil. Talk about the point of no return! And with a votive candle, yet--like some bizarre Santería ritual....

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this makes me laugh, AC....good work.

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though i *did* read "tea tag," when I saw the title of this thread I immediately thought AC'S PREGNANT.

but then i was like, nah, she probably wouldn't text him about that. you know?

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though i *did* read "tea tag," when I saw the title of this thread I immediately thought AC'S PREGNANT.

but then i was like, nah, she probably wouldn't text him about that. you know?

Well, it was an email, so that's more feasible. BUT NO

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when I saw the title of this thread I immediately thought AC'S PREGNANT.

+1

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when I saw the title of this thread I immediately thought AC'S PREGNANT.

+1

+2, actually.

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hasn't this happened before?

stop giving your threads such mysterious names, AC.

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She likes the attention.

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For you, AC: but it has no tag!

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For you, AC: but it has no tag!

:-D

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