Dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard??
Posted by yabbitgirl on Dec 08, 2008 · Member since Apr 2006 · 14266 posts
I've gotta say, IMHO the worst so far is "MacArthur Park." Not only do the words not make sense, but the people who decide to record it never have the vocal range for it. If you can't get through Gunoud's "Ave María" you shouldn't try MAP.
But Seriously: "Someone left the cake out in the rain, and I don't think that I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again."
What was the lyricist on, anyway?
Close second, an old 50's song that goes: "I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back, in my bed while I cry over you..."
Any other nominations?
I know, -1 for double posting but my daughter told me to pull up and to post these.
Eminem's Ass Like That
Ohh Baby, The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being
I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing
I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further
It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOING
Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down
The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
Without a doubt, the Pina Colada Song is the most lyrically brutal song and I can't even begin to describe my loathing for it. I hated it the first time I heard it and despise it today. How anyone could write that, lyrically and melodically, record it in a studio and then show their face on the streets is beyond me. It's embarrassing, infantile, moronic,...(there aren't enough words to describe it) I won't even post the lyrics because I'll get violently ill doing so. Hey, do you get the feeling I don't like this song? (lol)
Oh, honey, you should have heard the rest of the album! Talk about your one-hit wonders!
There's a song on there I love to hate called "Nearsighted." And I quote:
If you take these glasses from my face,
I think that you will find
I'm undeniably, certifiably just this side of blind.
I don't judge a friend or lover
By a first or second look
Or a book just by the cover--
Hell, I can't even see the book!
Nearsighted
It's another lovely day
Nearsighted
As I stumble on my way
Though I'm slightly out of focus,
I can see my dreams come true...
Nearsighted
All I need to see
Is youuuuuu....
Mercy me, Yabbitgirl....those are some dumb lyrics. I can't even imagine what the rest of the album must sound like! It's truly scary that the Pina Colada song was actually popular. The radio station where I work plays the most horrific late 70's-early 80's songs and that is usually one of them a couple times a month. I have to leave the area. If they ever find me laying on the floor in the fetal position, babbling to myself, chances are the Pina Colada song will be playing in the background. I'll sing, "I can see my dreams come true..." the day someone promises me I'll never hear that song again!
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING
>:( and ::) and :-D :-D :-D
Goodbye Earl from the Dixie Chicks. When I was in elementary school I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Now I think it's crazy. So, here it is, from memory...
Maryanne and Wanda were the best of friends
all through their highschool days
both members of the 4 H club,
both active in the FFA
After graduation, maryann went out,
looking for a bright new world,
Wanda looked all areound this town,
and all she found was earl.
Well, it wasn't twoo weeks after she got married
that wanda started getting abused
she put on dark glasses,
and long sleeved blouses,
and make up to cover a bruise.
well she finally go t the nerve to file for a divorce,
she let the law take it from there.
but Earl walked right through that restraining order
and put her in intensive care
Right away Maryanne flew in from Atlanta
on a red-eyed midnight flight
she held Wanda's hand
and the worked out a plan
and it didn't take them long to decide
THAT EARL HAD TO DIE
(na na na na naaaa)
Goodbye EArl
those black-eyed peas
they tasted alright to me
you feelin weak?
why don't you lay down and sleep?
ain't it dark,
wrapped up in thattarp, Earl?
When the cops came by to bring Earl in
they searched the house high and low
then the tipped their hats and said
"thank you ladies, if you hear fomr him let us know"
and the weeks went by
and springturned to summer
and summer faded into fall
and it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all
so the girls bought some land
and a roadside stand
out on highway 109
they sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
and they don't lose any sleep at night
'cuz Earl had to die
(nan na na na naaaa)
Goodbye Earl
We need a break
let's go out to the lake, Earl
we'll pack a lunch
and stuff you in the trunk, Earl
is that alright?
Good, let's go for a ride, Earl, hey!
Oh hey hey hey
Oh hey hey hey
Woah, hey hey hey
Yeah. from MEMORY. Ugh.
Courth, reminds me of two famous southern-lady's phrases:
"We don't divorce our men, we bury them"
and
"He jus' needed killin'." (This, it is said, has been used as a valid defense in court.)
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Britney Spears and everything, but the chorus to this song is just ridiculous. I think she says the word womanizer about 9 times in a row. How is that a chorus? Whatever. It's dumb, but I love it.
Britney Spears - Womanizer
Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Got a clue, what you doing?
You can play brand new to
All the other chicks out here
But I know what you are
What you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' more than just a re-up
Baby you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one
But I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are
What you are, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
You're oh so charming
But I can't do it
You womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You say I'm crazy
I got you crazy
You're nothing but a
Womanizer
Daddy-O
You got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many
Makes it hard, it could be easy
Who you are
That's just who you are, baby
Lollipop
Must mistake me, you're the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it, how you wanna?
But no way I'm ever gonna
Fall for you
Never you, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
You're oh so charming
But I can't do it
You womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You say I'm crazy
I got you crazy
You're nothing but a
Womanizer
Maybe if
We both lived in a
Different world
It would be all good
And maybe I could be your girl
But I can't
'Cause we don't
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You got me going
You're oh so charming
But I can't do it
You womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
You say I'm crazy
I got you crazy
You're nothing but a
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Boy don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128340601289062500leavebritney.jpg
yeah. britney has immunity because she doesnt write her own songs. and all of them are catchy and dance-y. (:
i do agree that womanizer is kinda lame though. especially when shes like WOMANIZERWOMANIZERWOMANIZERWOMANIZERWOMANIZERWOMANIZERWOMANIZERWOMANIZERWOMANIZER
forever (or so it seems)
Did anyone get the reference? Seen the funny vid on YouTube?
The first thing that popped into my head was:
"I did it all for the nookie. So you can take that cookie and stick it up your :-X"
Did anyone get the reference? Seen the funny vid on YouTube?
Yes! I watched that "Leave Britney Alone!" video along with every other Chris Crocker video on youtube, as should everyone else!
I know there are a ton that I've heard!
I won't lie, Ive probably danced to them all... haha.
Nicole something
"Ladies and gentlemen
I know what you want
She's hot as a stove
Her name is Nicole
...................
........
See me in the back
Chick like that
Get you to run around
But i can hear like that
I said you run around
I'm the shit like that
Eat it, beat it, till it's swollen
You gonna need an icepack"
There's more to that song but ugh.
Oh, and Akon's song w/ Snoop Dogg (honestly anything with him) "I wanna (love/f---) you."
Too explicite to type out. lol....
but I LOVED Cocorosie's turn on it!
Most of Marc Bolan's lyrics are stupid once you really listen to them (love them anyway) but this:
Rabbit Fighter
Shady politician in my bed
Tying bolts of lightning to his head
Call me rabbit fighter you know it's true
'cos babe i'll rabbit fight all over you
Tramp king of the city he's my friend
Moondog's just a prophet to the end
Call me rabbit fighter you know it's true
'cos babe i'll rabbit fight all over you
I saw a dude unscrewed and badly turned
Laughing
'cos he'd gotten what he'd earned
Call me rabbit fighter you know it's true
'cos babe i'll rabbit fight all over you
Call me rabbit fighter
Jo jo don't you know
is either all inside jokes or the most stupid thing I've ever heard!
I love Radiohead, and I actually love this song, but wtf????
Fake Plastic Trees
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time.
I can see how some wouldn't like the lyrics to this song, but I think this is a really beautiful and sad song.
The end really sums it up.
Sisqo.
Thong Song.
I win.
Sisqo.
Thong Song.
I win.
Put that thong on, make the dong long OOOOO.
(We used to sing this as a joke because of this song)
I love Radiohead, and I actually love this song, but wtf????
Fake Plastic Trees
And if I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time.
I can see how some wouldn't like the lyrics to this song, but I think this is a really beautiful and sad song.
The end really sums it up.
I love that song too...and that part at the end is my favorite part. ;)
Sisqo.
Thong Song.
I win.
Put that thong on, make the dong long OOOOO.
(We used to sing this as a joke because of this song)
We used to just say "Thang" for every word of the song. It works surprisingly well.
Sisqo.
Thong Song.
I win.
Put that thong on, make the dong long OOOOO.
(We used to sing this as a joke because of this song)
We used to just say "Thang" for every word of the song. It works surprisingly well.
Haha, I can see it.
;)b
Fergie - "Big Girls Don't Cry"
"...and I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket..."
-GAH!! Luckily the only time I hear it is in the drug store but it's enough to incite a suicide attempt.
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