Ask me random questions
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.
The World's Largest Collection of Vegetarian Recipes
Will my 5 foot tall palm tree be able to live 10-15 feet in from the window?
As long as you put it in a tanning bed everyday for 30 minutes and keep it watered with miracle gro, then it's possible.
Why does that happen??
(Well you said "random". Be the answer!)
Will I be able to get over the traumatization I'm feeling after the video that P just had me watch? OMG.
EXPLAIN PLEASE. I won't be able to give you an educated answer without knowing what it was you watched.
Will I be able to get over the traumatization I'm feeling after the video that P just had me watch? OMG.
EXPLAIN PLEASE. I won't be able to give you an educated answer without knowing what it was you watched.
OK, BUT BEWARE.
You can watch the whole thing, or move it over to about minute 7:16..and then watch closely. Then, watch til the end. Oh, man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haDDg1BXgHY
OK, BUT BEWARE.
Um, she means that. AHHHHHH :o
OK, BUT BEWARE.
Um, she means that. AHHHHHH :o
Are you traumatized? Seriously. This was like 2 nights ago......
OK, BUT BEWARE.
Um, she means that. AHHHHHH :o
Are you traumatized? Seriously. This was like 2 nights ago......
Yes, I am. Much. Very much.
Will I have the fortitude to clean my apartment when I get home even though I only got two hours of sleep? It's awfully gross and messy.
Also, will you come over and do my dishes?
Should I stay in the job I have, or should I try to go back to school while still working the job I have?
Of all of the things in life, the only thing that can never be taken away from you is your education.
BUT, it depends on what the job is.
My initial reaction is to go back to school if you can afford it.
Why does that happen??
(Well you said "random". Be the answer!)
That happened because the French have an amazing accent. Duh!
;)b
AC, I will have to respond to your question later, I can't watch it while at work.
I will assume that one of those dudes gets a broken bone, broken tooth, or one of the dudes eats the other's ear off or something extreme like that.
Will I have the fortitude to clean my apartment when I get home even though I only got two hours of sleep? It's awfully gross and messy.
Also, will you come over and do my dishes?
1. Take a nap first, then clean up.
2. I will gladly clean your dishes. I'll be there in what, 15 hours?
Also, I have friends in NY, CT, and PA that would probably come clean your dishes as well.
;)b
AC, I will have to respond to your question later, I can't watch it while at work.
I will assume that one of those dudes gets a broken bone, broken tooth, or one of the dudes eats the other's ear off or something extreme like that.
The worst injury, ever "in the octagon." Ridiculous.
Why does my finger smell like butt? (It hasn't been near a butt as of late.)
Should I stay in the job I have, or should I try to go back to school while still working the job I have?
Of all of the things in life, the only thing that can never be taken away from you is your education.
BUT, it depends on what the job is.
My initial reaction is to go back to school if you can afford it.
I have a BS in a somewhat unmarketable skill area. I am working in a job now which is not related to my area of education. This job is grant funded, and while it pays well, I don't know what I will do when the grant gets cut. There isn't a high demand for people in this type of skill area.
I'm considering a 2 year program, BS to BSN, which will allow me to work as a nurse making more than I'm making now. The only program available in my area costs beaucoup bucks, but I'm not in the position to 1) give up my current job or 2) to move to another area with a lower cost program. I'm assuming I could get a loan to cover these costs. The other drawback is that I don't have all the pre-reqs I need for the program, so I would have to take more classes before I could begin. This would be more of a lateral move for me, rather than a vertical move. However, I could be almost guaranteed a job anywhere I chose to live.
The other option (which is also nearby) is a master's program which I'm not really interested in, nor do I think it would help my marketability, other than the fact that I would have a master's degree.
Or I could wait it out and do nothing.
Why is the sky blue?
Why does my finger smell like butt? (It hasn't been near a butt as of late.)
Have you been picking lint out of your bellybutton?
do you thin anyone knows I was too lazy to take a shower this morning???
Why does my finger smell like butt? (It hasn't been near a butt as of late.)
Have you been picking lint out of your bellybutton?
No. It hasn't gone in any indent.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it wants a hug.
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