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What question should I ask CK?

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CK, I'm seeking your advice from experience with guinea pigs.

Dobby ate a string. What will happen? I tried to get it away and she danced until it disappeared. Crazy pig.

Honestly, Dobby will most likely be ok.  My guineas eat paper, cardboard, chew on plastic, eat their own poop for the nutrients that they missed the first time, etc., etc.
A guinea pig is like a rodent goat.  I wouldn't worry too much about it, but if you notice a change in Dobby's behavior or physical activity, take her to a vet immediately.

She said "thanks" and "wheek".
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s292/astarrp/DSC02145-1.jpg
I think she digested it because she's acting completely normal. I gave her some squash to help with the process just in case though.

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What question should I ask CK?

If I were you, I'd ask me why ALF got cancelled.

But, it's pretty obvious why it got cancelled.  It was terrible.

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What question should I ask CK?

If I were you, I'd ask me why ALF got cancelled.

But, it's pretty obvious why it got cancelled.  It was terrible.

But he was cute, furry, and witty. Actually, probably the most witty of all the characters on the show... I guess that's why it got canceled.  :-\

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Why did I think "ALF" was an abbreviation for some concert, instead of thinking about the show, first?

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What question should I ask CK?

If I were you, I'd ask me why ALF got cancelled.

But, it's pretty obvious why it got cancelled.  It was terrible.

But he was cute, furry, and witty. Actually, probably the most witty of all the characters on the show... I guess that's why it got canceled.  :-\

Keep that memory deep within you and don't rewatch it.  It will be a mistake.

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What question should I ask CK?

If I were you, I'd ask me why ALF got cancelled.

But, it's pretty obvious why it got cancelled.  It was terrible.

But he was cute, furry, and witty. Actually, probably the most witty of all the characters on the show... I guess that's why it got canceled.  :-\

Keep that memory deep within you and don't rewatch it.  It will be a mistake.

I will not re-watch it, per you, CK. I will, however, admit to having the stuffed ALF animal when I was a tot.

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I will admit to being terrified of my brother's ALF doll. I seriously would not be in a room alone with it.

My question to CK is...why do women think that big boobs are desireable?

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Why did I think "ALF" was an abbreviation for some concert, instead of thinking about the show, first?

Because you're incredibly awesome, AC.  Everyone knows that.

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What question should I ask CK?

If I were you, I'd ask me why ALF got cancelled.

But, it's pretty obvious why it got cancelled.  It was terrible.

But he was cute, furry, and witty. Actually, probably the most witty of all the characters on the show... I guess that's why it got canceled.  :-\

Keep that memory deep within you and don't rewatch it.  It will be a mistake.

I will not re-watch it, per you, CK. I will, however, admit to having the stuffed ALF animal when I was a tot.

Ha, I think I had it at one point in my childhood as well.

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My question to CK is...why do women think that big boobs are desireable?

I am not CK, but I do not think they are desirable. I'd like to have regular sized ones so I can opt out of a bra occasionally, dammit.

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I will admit to being terrified of my brother's ALF doll. I seriously would not be in a room alone with it.

My question to CK is...why do women think that big boobs are desireable?

Your question has multiple answers, Courth.

1. Society.  Somewhere along the way, we (people) decided that bigger must be better.  It's no different than guys feeling ashamed if they're penis isn't the size that is considered 'normal'.  People feel inadequate if they're parts aren't supersized like those McDonald's french fries.

2. Marketing.  Sex Sales.  Just look at Barbie dolls and beer commercials.

3. Men.  Self-explanatory.

4. Women.  Some women are jealous of what other women have.  I hear things like "look at her, I wish I were that skinny" or "I wish I had her body".  However, this all reverts back to reasons 1, 2, and 3.

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I will admit to being terrified of my brother's ALF doll. I seriously would not be in a room alone with it.

My question to CK is...why do women think that big boobs are desireable?

Your question has multiple answers, Courth.

1. Society.  Somewhere along the way, we (people) decided that bigger must be better.  It's no different than guys feeling ashamed if they're penis isn't the size that is considered 'normal'.  People feel inadequate if they're parts aren't supersized like those McDonald's french fries.

2. Marketing.  Sex Sales.  Just look at Barbie dolls and beer commercials.

3. Men.  Self-explanatory.

4. Women.  Some women are jealous of what other women have.  I hear things like "look at her, I wish I were that skinny" or "I wish I had her body".  However, this all reverts back to reasons 1, 2, and 3.

All true. *sigh* I think, though, that the women who have them, who started out with them (not those who have them as a result of having small ones first, then having an augmentation) think differently at times. I'm not saying that I don't like having them, I'm just saying that sometimes I desire smaller ones, never larger ones.

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My question to CK is...why do women think that big boobs are desireable?

I am not CK, but I do not think they are desirable. I'd like to have regular sized ones so I can opt out of a bra occasionally, dammit.

I'm partial to smaller boobs as well. ;)b
If they're too big, they won't fit in my mouth and I will look like this: :waa:

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I go by whatever people want to call me.
People in the music area of my life call me Chuck.
French people call me Chaz or Charles (rhymes with Carl, but with an h sound).

I know I'm going back a couple days (super busy weekend :>), but I had to respond to this...

Interestingly enough, I still think of your screenname with a French pronunciation. I mean, Kimzoid is Kimzoid, but the first one I still think of as Shar-bow (as in bow and arrow).

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If they're too big, they won't fit in my mouth and I will look like this: :waa:

:-D

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If they're too big, they won't fit in my mouth and I will look like this: :waa:

:-D

HA!

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why can't i get anything done?
also, how can i get more motivated to study and stuff so i don't lose my scholarships? siiigh  :-\

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why can't i get anything done?
also, how can i get more motivated to study and stuff so i don't lose my scholarships? siiigh  :-\

I'm glad you're 1. not asking me and 2. I don't have scholarships that I need to maintain.

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as far as the boobs thing, i think it's also a matter of wanting what you don't have. Women with small ones want big ones, women with big ones want smaller ones (a generalization, I know). Another example - I have frizzy, poofy, dry, wavy/curly hair. The only way I can manage it is by putting in it a pony tail - if I have it down it would be a poof-triangle. It's horrible to brush, and though I'd like to grow it longer, I usually wind up cutting it just so I can brush my hair in under 10 minutes. And what has been more annoying then getting hair advice from people with naturally straight/smooth hair is when said people go "awww! I want your hair!" well damnit, I want YOUR hair.

that was a bit of a rant.

back on topic... I had the matcha and it was way more bitter than the previous brand. Maybe that means it's higher quality? lower?

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