Ask me random questions
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.
The World's Largest Collection of Vegetarian Recipes
will my boyfriend ever ask me to marry him?
I guess I could ask a random question huh? <-- well there's one...
Will I make a veg friend to meet with and have support since I am finding so little from my family and friends?
Of course you will! You live in IL, there's lots of veg folks there!
Woo-Hoo! Thanks for the positive response... :)
Humm, next question: Can they really see me on the other side of the two way glass? (I can see them.... )
How can I keep myself away from the remaining three cupcakes in my kitchen? I think i ate about 4 of them today and I don't want to repeat that tomorrow by having one for breakfast.
How can I keep myself away from the remaining three cupcakes in my kitchen? I think i ate about 4 of them today and I don't want to repeat that tomorrow by having one for breakfast.
Lock them in a cage. Also, lock the key in the cage, so you can't get at it, until you are so ravenous that you tear the whole cage apart to get a cupcake.
Just sayin'.
Why does eating breakfast + reading vegweb = late? Toast always takes longer to eat when VW is involved. :-\
How many pounds will I gain from editing and posting delicious recipes everyday and then making myself a three course dinner comprised of said delicious recipes? Please keep in mind that I used to cook dinner 2-3 times a week and that is changing quite a bit since I'm on VegWeb so much.
MULTIPLE CHOICE:
1) 5 pounds
2) 10 pounds
3) 20 pounds
4) I SERIOUSLY CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE SCALE pounds
This is a good one because I can actually report back and we can see how accurate you were!
will my boyfriend ever ask me to marry him?
Duh! Of course he will!
Humm, next question: Can they really see me on the other side of the two way glass? (I can see them.... )
Kurt Vonnegut thinks so, so I'm going to go with yes.
How can I keep myself away from the remaining three cupcakes in my kitchen? I think i ate about 4 of them today and I don't want to repeat that tomorrow by having one for breakfast.
You can't. Besides, you don't want all of those delicious cupcakes going to waste, now do you? ;)b ^-^
Why does eating breakfast + reading vegweb = late? Toast always takes longer to eat when VW is involved. :-\
Hmmmm...
This is a phenomenon that gets me too. I think vegweb has some sort of mind power over all of us that makes us not want to go anywhere or leave for too long.
How many pounds will I gain from editing and posting delicious recipes everyday and then making myself a three course dinner comprised of said delicious recipes? Please keep in mind that I used to cook dinner 2-3 times a week and that is changing quite a bit since I'm on VegWeb so much.
MULTIPLE CHOICE:
1) 5 pounds
2) 10 pounds
3) 20 pounds
4) I SERIOUSLY CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE SCALE pounds
5) I won't gain a single pound and will continue to look beautiful and fabulous.
This is a good one because I can actually report back and we can see how accurate you were!
I'm going with choice number 5.
8-) :-* ;)b
(I feel special that WML asked me a question)
Why does my body seem to think that sleep isn't necessary? Also, why does daytime television make me want to slam my head into a sidewalk? And why do people think that bake sales are the same thing as a farmers' market?
Why does my body seem to think that sleep isn't necessary? Also, why does daytime television make me want to slam my head into a sidewalk? And why do people think that bake sales are the same thing as a farmers' market?
It's really weird how alike we are.
I think you need to train your body to go to sleep. Do something strenuous and read a book, or learn how to calm and quiet your mind. Of course, if neither of those work, you can always get drunk...not that I condone underage drinking or anything, but it would help you go to sleep.
Daytime tv makes you want to slam your head into a sidewalk because it is awful and stupid. This is the same reason that people think a bake sale is the same as a farmer's market.
Will South Carolina's governor ever stop embarrassing the state in his efforts for attention? ::)
Will South Carolina's governor ever stop embarrassing the state in his efforts for attention? ::)
Whenever I actually have a teddy bear's body, he will stop.
Will South Carolina's governor ever stop embarrassing the state in his efforts for attention? ::)
Whenever I actually have a teddy bear's body, he will stop.
Crap. I was afraid that would be the answer.
How many pounds will I gain from editing and posting delicious recipes everyday and then making myself a three course dinner comprised of said delicious recipes? Please keep in mind that I used to cook dinner 2-3 times a week and that is changing quite a bit since I'm on VegWeb so much.
MULTIPLE CHOICE:
1) 5 pounds
2) 10 pounds
3) 20 pounds
4) I SERIOUSLY CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE SCALE pounds
5) I won't gain a single pound and will continue to look beautiful and fabulous.
This is a good one because I can actually report back and we can see how accurate you were!
I'm going with choice number 5.
8-) :-* ;)b
(I feel special that WML asked me a question)
I like this answer! Where do I send the check??
is it weird that i wish my wife would find a girlfriend?
and that i would be totally willing to help hook them up?
i love brittney, but she has a lot of emotions!
Should I be worried that my employer is having a meeting tonight at 7PM to talk about our health insurance plan?
How many pounds will I gain from editing and posting delicious recipes everyday and then making myself a three course dinner comprised of said delicious recipes? Please keep in mind that I used to cook dinner 2-3 times a week and that is changing quite a bit since I'm on VegWeb so much.
MULTIPLE CHOICE:
1) 5 pounds
2) 10 pounds
3) 20 pounds
4) I SERIOUSLY CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE SCALE pounds
5) I won't gain a single pound and will continue to look beautiful and fabulous.
This is a good one because I can actually report back and we can see how accurate you were!
I'm going with choice number 5.
8-) :-* ;)b
(I feel special that WML asked me a question)
I like this answer! Where do I send the check??
Any and all services provided to the headmistress are free of charge.
;)b
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