Ask me random questions
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.
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do you thin anyone knows I was too lazy to take a shower this morning???
Most of your clients will be face down, right? They probably won't notice the dirt under your fingernails, and I doubt that you smell like double h's phenomonally stinky finger.
I always worry that I smell like double h's finger whenever I don't shower and my hair is really oily. Curse you French lineage!!!
Why does my finger smell like butt? (It hasn't been near a butt as of late.)
Have you been picking lint out of your bellybutton?
No. It hasn't gone in any indent.
Hmmm...are you wearing Sex Panther cologne / perfume?
Will my mom be insulted if i don't get her a birthday card? I got her a nice present & me & smooch are making her dinner. I think cards are silly, but i know some people like them.
Should I stay in the job I have, or should I try to go back to school while still working the job I have?
Of all of the things in life, the only thing that can never be taken away from you is your education.
BUT, it depends on what the job is.
My initial reaction is to go back to school if you can afford it.
I have a BS in a somewhat unmarketable skill area. I am working in a job now which is not related to my area of education. This job is grant funded, and while it pays well, I don't know what I will do when the grant gets cut. There isn't a high demand for people in this type of skill area.
I'm considering a 2 year program, BS to BSN, which will allow me to work as a nurse making more than I'm making now. The only program available in my area costs beaucoup bucks, but I'm not in the position to 1) give up my current job or 2) to move to another area with a lower cost program. I'm assuming I could get a loan to cover these costs. The other drawback is that I don't have all the pre-reqs I need for the program, so I would have to take more classes before I could begin. This would be more of a lateral move for me, rather than a vertical move. However, I could be almost guaranteed a job anywhere I chose to live.
The other option (which is also nearby) is a master's program which I'm not really interested in, nor do I think it would help my marketability, other than the fact that I would have a master's degree.
Or I could wait it out and do nothing.
Man, this is a tough one. I can only say to do what you can and not get in over your head. I think you should avoid the master's program since you're not interested in it. Ultimately, you need to do what is going to make you the happiest. This is your only shot at life; make it count.
;)b
Will my mom be insulted if i don't get her a birthday card? I got her a nice present & me & smooch are making her dinner. I think cards are silly, but i know some people like them.
Yes. Get her one of the cards that has a quote from a show when you open it. Those cards rule hard.
how long will it take me to go through this box of 12 rubbers?
how long will it take me to go through this box of 12 rubbers?
3 hours, 17 minutes.
how long will it take me to go through this box of 12 rubbers?
How many do you use per act?
how long will it take me to go through this box of 12 rubbers?
3 hours, 17 minutes.
wow, i guess i better start looking for wheelchairs.
How many do you use per act?
just one... unless it breaks i don't see how there could be need for more than one. oh of course it depends on how many men i'm having sex with at once... (NOT)
how long will it take me to go through this box of 12 rubbers?
How many do you use per act?
just one... unless it breaks i don't see how there could be need for more than one. oh of course it depends on how many men i'm having sex with at once... (NOT)
I've never discussed the number used with anyone (now that I think about it). Do most people only use one?
no comment.
My boyfriend fell asleep on the toilet again. Should I sit on his lap & pee between his legs or just use the tub??
May I answer a question?
My boyfriend fell asleep on the toilet again. Should I sit on his lap & pee between his legs or just use the tub??
Tub. If you pee on his legs it might get on the floor and you'll probably be the one who cleans it up.
how extremely sexy am i?
how extremely sexy am i?
H, is that even a question? I believe that is rhetorical in nature.
Hey Humboldt,
You were right. Used the tub. When he woke up, He went to pore himself a bath. I heard the water running. I thought about not telling him, bt then I changed my mind. He asked me why I was telling him he should scrub the tub. I simply told him that I had to pee while he was sleeping on the shitter so it's only right that he clean the tub since he was hogging the toilet. Then I told him' "Just think about what you're going to have to clean up if you're sleeping on the toilet & I need to take a shit."
Hey Humboldt,
You were right. Used the tub. When he woke up, He went to pore himself a bath. I heard the water running. I thought about not telling him, bt then I changed my mind. He asked me why I was telling him he should scrub the tub. I simply told him that I had to pee while he was sleeping on the shitter so it's only right that he clean the tub since he was hogging the toilet. Then I told him' "Just think about what you're going to have to clean up if you're sleeping on the toilet & I need to take a shit."
LOL
I've never discussed the number used with anyone (now that I think about it). Do most people only use one?
well you said per act... there can be multiple acts one after the other.
how long will it take me to go through this box of 12 rubbers?
How many do you use per act?
just one... unless it breaks i don't see how there could be need for more than one. oh of course it depends on how many men i'm having sex with at once... (NOT)
I've never discussed the number used with anyone (now that I think about it). Do most people only use one?
If you use more than one at one time, i.e. two on one penis, it will tear. The condom, not the penis (OWWWW).
They didn't cover that part in American Pie.
Hiker, I'm glad you took double h's advice.
I would've told you to pee on him for hogging the toilet and when he woke up and tried to get mad about it, you could just say "I was just marking my territory" and then wink at him seductively.
how extremely sexy am i?
The second and third word in your question answer it perfectly.
;)b 8-)
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