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Political monkey panko encrusted vegetable burgers.

Hey everybody - have you heard?!

Everybody's heard the bird is the word!

B-b-b-bird is the word!

*drops microphone*

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I really really really hate the word random after attending college and hearing vapid sorority girls use it to describe every single situation for which they couldn't find another, more appropriate adjective in their hollow, empty brains.

How was that???  >:D

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ATTN SARAH!
I came THIS close to meeting Neil Cicierega of Lemon Demon. He sat next to me at a film festival, and I wanted so badly to say hi, but he left during the intermission before I even got a chance.
I'm a huge fan, I've been really into his work ever since he made some weird internet flash videos in 2001.

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Im trolling the onlines half naked, guess what half?
Love,
Eric

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sometimes i feel like the spammers win this competition without trying.

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two

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niner

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peanut brittle

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sometimes i feel like the spammers win this competition without trying.

fo sho

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sometimes i feel like the spammers win this competition without trying.

fo sho

OFFICIAL LETTER FROM THE FBI
09:16 AMLess info"ROBERT MUELLER III" <info.fbi.gov.us@live.com>

OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR ROBERT MUELLER III FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

The federal bureau of investigation (FBI).Through our intelligence monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously was legal.Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid via APEX BANK So, we the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington Dc, in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network that your transaction with the APEX BANK is legal and all beneficiary can claim there fund due to the recent meeting held in Washington on 31 December 2010.

You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your US$36.7,000,000.00 (Thirty Six Million Seven Hundred Thousands United States dollars.We the federal bureau of investigation decided to contact the APEX BANK in charge for them to give us their procedures on how to send this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the APEX BANK that your US$36.7,M is ready to be wired to your bank account without any further delay.
You are hereby required and advice to contact the APEX BANK Secretary Mr. Kingsley Agwor (kingsleyagwor@live.com) with your full contact details so that they can proceed in getting your funds to you. It might interest you  to know that we are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your funds, you can as well get in touch with us through the above e-mail address and the helpline desk.

Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message

Best Regards,
Robert Swan Muller
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J.Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsyl

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hot damn. you should report that to the (actual) FBI! I think they'd be interested that someone is (poorly) impersonating them...

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Mr Robert Swan(n) is one of the oldest pseudonyms around. They even made a movie in the 60s in which a young wife was trying to keep her husband interested by pretending that someone named Robert Swan was sending her flowers etc.

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hot damn. you should report that to the (actual) FBI! I think they'd be interested that someone is (poorly) impersonating them...

I am totally not calling the fbi, possibly just as corrupt as Mr. Robert Swan.. or more so.
I laughed this morning..thinking, hot damn the fbi is emailing me.

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