i ate a freegin' turkey burger on sunday... got a problem?
long story short.
i go to cb and potts for a veggie burger.
they're fantastic.
i eat them a lot.
the burger comes.
it looks different.
but still looks veggie-ish.
i think to myself...
self, this looks a little different....
i bet they changed from in-house veggie burgers to fuggin' boca or some shit.
i try it.
tastes like poop.
i'm pissed.
call the waitress over.
i've had a million of your veggie burgers.
this one tastes gross.
did you change the recipe?
i'll ask the chef.
the chef says we did change suppliers.
we get our turkey from somewhere new.
did you say turkey?
yes.
well that's the problem.
eyes get watery.
oh!
did you say veggie?!
yes.
yes i did.
well that would explain it!
yes.
yes it would.
god damn it.
well this one's on the house.
gee thanks.
side note:
i'm REALLY glad to know that meat genuinly tasted like dog shit.
That sucks dude. Cams and I were at a cookout earlier this summer and they were grilling turkey burgers. I went over to see how our Sunshine burgers were doing and saw them...I really wanted to vomit. They actually kinda looked like vomit on the grill. Much grosser looking than regular beef hamburgers.
Oooooooooo... :( That totally sucks. I probably would of had cow. Literally...I would have birthed a cow right then and there.
I think you should have thrown up on the table
I think you should have thrown up on the table
hee hee... i almost did.
i had one bite and it definately didn't taste right.
i was mad.
but i knew it was an honest mistake.
i teared up a little.
I accidentally ate meat months ago, followed by weird, smelly poop.
i teared up a little.
I know what you mean! I had a family dinner and I had some corn. After I finished my corn, they threw the news my way - Josh, your corn was made with pig fat. I was devastated. Tears welled-up and the blood drained out of my face. :/ I'm sorry to hear about your mishap.
I haven't had any meat by accident in a long, long time (thank goodness!) however, (i already posted this story in reasons to slanty, so its a repeat,) but I bought some cupcakes labeled "vegan" at my local co-op, (where I have bought vegan cupcakes a million times, and always read the ingredients,) however on that particular day I was in a HUGE hurry, I ate one on the way home, (and I was hungry,) and remeber licking the frosting off my fingers...when I got home I read the ingredients and "butter," than "nonfat milk" where among the first on the list..its was seriously gross!!!! About 6 months ago I accidentliy ate the Mornigstar bacon, (which has egg I think,) at a friend's house, in a supposedly vegan "BLT" casserole...I have some to realize that these things happen and the best thing to do is COMPLAIN, then try to forget it to stop yourself from dry-heaving for weeks.....but yes, longerlook, if i acciendentily ate meat I would be dry heaving about a month!!!!! Sorry you had to go through that!!!!
it's oddly fortunate that they did change suppliers for the turkey. If they hadn't, the waitress might have said "no, same stuff!" and you might have been none the wiser. Well, other than the burger tasting like crap.
This happened to me with a hot dog once. My family ordered hot dogs from some place, and my sister and I each got a veggie dog. After every one took their order, we were left with two different looking hot dogs. We tried figuring out which one was the veggie one, took them back to the cashier, who told us they were veggie dogs (even though they were both clearly different products). Then she said we had ordered a veggie dog and a turkey dog. Maybe that's what they put in the register, but... yeah.
I didn't eat either though. Our brother ate both to settle it. He said they both tasted like crap.
fucking sick!!! so sorry :( u should have smacked chick LOL
I accidentally ate meat months ago, followed by weird, smelly poop.
why did you eat weird smelly poop?!
Blegh though. I know it happens from time to time, but I am lucky that it hasn't happened in years to me. The most annoying ime was when I wasn't vegan, but still veggie and my mum insisted she'd cooked me a veggie burger but there was fat all over the gravy which I knew my beggie burger wouldn't have had. It was definitely meat. She still denied it because she didn't want to cook another dinner for me.
thanks everyone!
i knew it wasn't the first time.
i think some omni's (like my waitress) probably think.. veggie burger/turkey burger... what's the difference?
thanks everyone!
i knew it wasn't the first time.
i think some omni's (like my waitress) probably think.. veggie burger/turkey burger... what's the difference?
I'm sorry that happened to you! I think you're right though, I know a lot of people who think turkey and chicken are vegetarian items!!
recently i was at an asian style restaurant and i had been asking all these questions about whether there was meat, shrimp, egg etc in the dishes so i finally ordered a pad thai with no egg.......and when i got it there was chicken. i totally had forgotten to say no chicken because i was so focused on the damn egg!! lol i took a bite thinking it didnt look like chicken...thought maybe it was some weird vegetable. but nope, it was yucky chicken.
hahha that happened to me years ago, except it was pork in my tofu! ick!
Thats dispicable. Maybe that waitress should try listening better.
You know what else I'm thinking becareful that it wasn't on purpose.
You don't know how evil some meat eaters are wanting to trick vegans into eating meat so they can laugh their butts off.
I make my waiters and waitresses repeat my order. I don't want meat in my food.
It's gross.
Once I had chicken after three years of being 100% vegan, and two or three hours later I could smell rotting nastiness coming out of my pores... I could lift my arm up and smell it on me. It's the grossest thing that ever happened to me.