how many candy canes....
Posted by VegHeadZealia on Dec 19, 2008 · Member since Mar 2007 · 1665 posts
How many candy canes do you think one has to eat before
-slipping in to a diabetic coma
-being petitioned for involuntary commitment to prevent ODing red dye #40
-to never need to use breath fresheners again
-to secrete peppermint from their pores
-to be named the candy cane mascot?
I will let y'all know shortly.........
Candy canes, apparently a "safer" food than I thought.....
What about going cuckoo on sugar and ending up posing in various positions with a near-empty candy cane box?
;)
Too many is when you start posting involuntarily on the tmi thread.
Slipping into a diabetic coma....me, only a few. You guys, probably about 12,067.
ODing on Red dye....42. Consecutively.
Never using mints again...978.
Secreting peppermint....309
To be the mascot....infinity
lol...meggs that cracked me up...it doesn't help that I'm board STIFF...OMFG! I swear i need to be out of this house NOW....and Like i said before...there are no booze...Ive got cabin fever! And its only been since noon! :D
I must state, for the record, that this is really CK's area of expertise.
money spent on 16 candy canes.......$2.99
time spent to eat 16 candy canes ..... 8 hours
calories spent on 16 candy canes......640 kCALs
getting to post about it on vegweb....priceless...
money spent on 16 candy canes.......$2.99
time spent to eat 16 candy canes ..... 8 hours
calories spent on 16 candy canes......640 kCALs
getting to post about it on vegweb....priceless...
It's like a commercial... awwww.
haha wow Z I love you
I sorta wonder what happened to Z... being all candy caned out and all...
Remember the Twinkie Defense? Well the Candy Cane Defense is the seasonal version; it's where you get all wigged out on sugar and mint essence and attack someone at your local Walmart, and then claim to be unaccountable due to Christmas treat-overload.
Be careful VHZ. First it's candy canes, just at Christmas. Next thing you know, it's Pixy Stix 24/7.
(And if you've never seen Dharma and Greg, that fell rather flat...)
Candy Cane defense- diminished capacity around Christmas time.
I'd like to see this in the courtroom. Hell, the Twinkie one semi-worked. Good call, YG.
I'm scared Z fell off the deep candy ledge.
EDIT:
Be careful VHZ. First it's candy canes, just at Christmas. Next thing you know, it's Pixy Stix 24/7.
LOL
hey y'all...whew...I made it through last night...I never did finish those last two in the box... :P I actually had to really restrain myself when I ventured out into the snow today to go to WF and look for my soup...NOT to buy another box becasue "I only have two left...." wow...ahmn, I see what you guys are saying...this could get addictive...I WILL start doing crazy stuff...Meggs, does the DSM IV say anything about this sort of...emmm...problem? If I DID get arrested for something I did while under the influence of the CC, would you mind being my expert witness?
hey y'all...whew...I made it through last night...I never did finish those last two in the box... :P I actually had to really restrain myself when I ventured out into the snow today to go to WF and look for my soup...NOT to buy another box becasue "I only have two left...." wow...ahmn, I see what you guys are saying...this could get addictive...I WILL start doing crazy stuff...Meggs, does the DSM IV say anything about this sort of...emmm...problem? If I DID get arrested for something I did while under the influence of the CC, would you mind being my expert witness?
First of all, I'm glad you're ok. I was worried. (whew!)
Secondly, no, there is no criteria for "candy cane intoxication" but we could always diagnose you under 292.89- "other" substance intoxication (let's not let this get to the point of 292.0- "other" substance withdrawal, ok? Because withdrawal is usually related to dependence-- bad news!)
We could try to use the "twinkie defense" and plead diminished capacity, but it would be a stretch. I'd to my best.
(((VHZ)))
Have you checked into rehab yet?
Have you checked into rehab yet?
:nono: