Ask me random questions
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.
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Why has today totally sucked ass?
You're still dizzy from Friday? Wow, must've been expensive. ;)
Nausea is to be expected after meeting me. ;)b
*gigglesnort*
well, the nausea has worn off.....but perhaps it could be renewed if You're down for going to see REPO! this Thursday night, eh?
oh! questions:
I'm door canvassing again today...what neighborhood will I get stuck with today?
and...will I meet or exceed my fund raising goal?
I can make no promises on the Repo get together. Sorry, our weeks are usually pretty crazy. We have to clean out the pig cages (really well because we took George back on Sunday... :'(), get dinner cooked, and get the house cleaned up for Friday (some of Katie's friends are coming over).
The neighborhood will be a smelly one and you will meet your goal. I have a feeling that you may exceed it though.
How do I tell my friend that I not only want to see Repo with him, but with someone I know only from the internet? (CW)
Why has today totally sucked ass?
Move the vacuum away from today's ass and it won't suck so bad. Go ahead and unplug it while you're at it.
Why has today totally sucked ass?
Move the vacuum away from today's ass and it won't suck so bad. Go ahead and unplug it while you're at it.
CK, put me on your fan list. That's the first laugh I've had all day.
Thanks! :)
How do I tell my friend that I not only want to see Repo with him, but with someone I know only from the internet? (CW)
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But, if he is vegan, tell him he will be rewarded with an infinite number of highfives.
Why has today totally sucked ass?
Move the vacuum away from today's ass and it won't suck so bad. Go ahead and unplug it while you're at it.
CK, put me on your fan list. That's the first laugh I've had all day.
Thanks! :)
;)b ;)b
Wouldn't some bra-fitting solve the 4-boob problem?
All signs point to yes.
But you have to wear the full-fitting, full-coverage ones that are so not sexy and are so freaking boring. I can pull off the almost full-but-not-so-much ones sometimes.... they're cuter.
Why do I ALWAYS get burpy when I'm riding my bike? Really, why?
Aside from an xray, is there a way to tell if I broke my toe? (I swear this has been the worst f'n day.)
ck, why you are so cool?
Will I ever love another woman's voice as much as I love Idina Menzel's?
Why do I ALWAYS get burpy when I'm riding my bike? Really, why?
Let's look at this in a scientific way. You're riding a bike, you're probably breathing a little more than normal. That air is probably getting stuck and is in dire need to escape your body. Your butt is on a seat. Your anus is pressed tightly against the seat, thus causing a 'plug' effect. The seat is a butt plug. The excess air that you have been inhaling and trapping sees no other option of escaping but by the way it came in. So, the air bubbles go up, not down.
BURP!
I hope this clears it all up for you, AC.
;)b
Aside from an xray, is there a way to tell if I broke my toe? (I swear this has been the worst f'n day.)
I had a stress fracture on one of my toes once, and it was excruciating! Don't wait around like I did, go get it taken care of. All they did for me was give me this gigantic boot that I had to wear. It sure made shifting gears difficult.
ck, why you are so cool?
My mom decided to conceive me in Antarctica.
Will I ever love another woman's voice as much as I love Idina Menzel's?
Ask again later (I need to hear this voice to make an accurate answer).
Why do I ALWAYS get burpy when I'm riding my bike? Really, why?
Let's look at this in a scientific way. You're riding a bike, you're probably breathing a little more than normal. That air is probably getting stuck and is in dire need to escape your body. Your butt is on a seat. Your anus is pressed tightly against the seat, thus causing a 'plug' effect. The seat is a butt plug. The excess air that you have been inhaling and trapping sees no other option of escaping but by the way it came in. So, the air bubbles go up, not down.
BURP!
This is exactly what I thought!
Why do I ALWAYS get burpy when I'm riding my bike? Really, why?
Let's look at this in a scientific way. You're riding a bike, you're probably breathing a little more than normal. That air is probably getting stuck and is in dire need to escape your body. Your butt is on a seat. Your anus is pressed tightly against the seat, thus causing a 'plug' effect. The seat is a butt plug. The excess air that you have been inhaling and trapping sees no other option of escaping but by the way it came in. So, the air bubbles go up, not down.
BURP!
This is exactly what I thought!
Get off of my brainwave!
;)
Why do I ALWAYS get burpy when I'm riding my bike? Really, why?
Let's look at this in a scientific way. You're riding a bike, you're probably breathing a little more than normal. That air is probably getting stuck and is in dire need to escape your body. Your butt is on a seat. Your anus is pressed tightly against the seat, thus causing a 'plug' effect. The seat is a butt plug. The excess air that you have been inhaling and trapping sees no other option of escaping but by the way it came in. So, the air bubbles go up, not down.
BURP!
This is exactly what I thought!
Get off of my brainwave!
;)
The problem for me is that this happens after sex.
WHY?! Why do I gotta go to work?! :boooo:
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