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Of course, you could always just get a couple of dudes together to kick some ass, too. ;)b

:nono: Why would she need dudes?

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Of course, you could always just get a couple of dudes together to kick some ass, too. ;)b

:nono: Why would she need dudes?

My brother is a dude, and he's always willing to beat someone for me.

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Of course, you could always just get a couple of dudes together to kick some ass, too. ;)b

:nono: Why would she need dudes?

Because dudes are more angry than dudettes.

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Because dudes are more angry than dudettes.

I guess that all depends on the dudes and dudettes, doesn't it!

I see that "dudes" is acceptable as a word, but dudettes is not. Psshh. This is not going well.  :P

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Because dudes are more angry than dudettes.

I guess that all depends on the dudes and dudettes, doesn't it!

I see that "dudes" is acceptable as a word, but dudettes is not. Psshh. This is not going well.  :P

Haha, please AC, inform me of a better word.
;)b

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Because dudes are more angry than dudettes.

I guess that all depends on the dudes and dudettes, doesn't it!

I see that "dudes" is acceptable as a word, but dudettes is not. Psshh. This is not going well.  :P

Haha, please AC, inform me of a better word.
;)b

No, sorry. I meant acceptable to the spell check. "Dudettes" has the red line!

:-*

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Of course, you could always just get a couple of dudes together to kick some ass, too. ;)b

:nono: Why would she need dudes?

My brother is a dude, and he's always willing to beat someone for me.

Do you see this, AC?  This is exactly what I'm talking about.
:ok!:

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My brother is a dude, and he's always willing to beat someone for me.

Do you see this, AC?  This is exactly what I'm talking about.
:ok!:

Well, her sister is not a dude, and she would beat someone, too. I've always been willing to beat down; just haven't had the opportunity.

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opportunities for beat downs are all around me.....I just don't have the balls, ya know?  I would totally win if I weren't such a chicken shit.....

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opportunities for beat downs are all around me.....I just don't have the balls, ya know?  I would totally win if I weren't such a chicken shit.....

This made me  :-D.
Mainly because of the irony.
;)b

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My brother is a dude, and he's always willing to beat someone for me.

Do you see this, AC?  This is exactly what I'm talking about.
:ok!:

Well, her sister is not a dude, and she would beat someone, too. I've always been willing to beat down; just haven't had the opportunity.

Courth, please include AC in the gaggle of beatdown buddies.
8-)

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opportunities for beat downs are all around me.....I just don't have the balls, ya know?  I would totally win if I weren't such a chicken shit.....

This made me  :-D.
Mainly because of the irony.
;)b

and FTR, I'm glad I don't have balls

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Of course! Brother AND sister to take care of things? Indeed.

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opportunities for beat downs are all around me.....I just don't have the balls, ya know?  I would totally win if I weren't such a chicken shit.....

This made me  :-D.
Mainly because of the irony.
;)b

and FTR, I'm glad I don't have balls

I envy you.

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Of course! Brother AND sister to take care of things? Indeed.

Don't forget about me.  I'm technically your internet brother.

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CK,

Can you give me 10 good reasons why I shouldn't take a chainsaw/hatchet/red hot chef's knife to my knee? The fantasies of amputation are returning....

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CK,

Can you give me 10 good reasons why I shouldn't take a chainsaw/hatchet/red hot chef's knife to my knee? The fantasies of amputation are returning....

1. Pain
2. Infection
3. A smelly wooden leg
4. Hacky sack
5. Pogo sticks
6. Trampolines
7. Moon boots
8. Jump rope
9. Riding bicycles
10. Twister

;)b

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CK,

Can you give me 10 good reasons why I shouldn't take a chainsaw/hatchet/red hot chef's knife to my knee? The fantasies of amputation are returning....

1. Pain
2. Infection
3. A smelly wooden leg
4. Hacky sack
5. Pogo sticks
6. Trampolines
7. Moon boots
8. Jump rope
9. Riding bicycles
10. Twister

;)b

1. already have passed out once (while driving, no less) due to current pain  :o :o
2. I'll give on that one
3. My dad is (kinda) in the prosthetics business
4. and 5. never really a fan
6. through 9. haven't been able to do any of those for nearly 15 years due to knee conditions  :'(
10. see 6. through 9.

:-\

Try again, please?

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what about looking sexy in heels?
can't do that with a peg leg.

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CK,

Can you give me 10 good reasons why I shouldn't take a chainsaw/hatchet/red hot chef's knife to my knee? The fantasies of amputation are returning....

1. Pain
2. Infection
3. A smelly wooden leg
4. Hacky sack
5. Pogo sticks
6. Trampolines
7. Moon boots
8. Jump rope
9. Riding bicycles
10. Twister

;)b

1. already have passed out once (while driving, no less) due to current pain  :o :o
2. I'll give on that one
3. My dad is (kinda) in the prosthetics business
4. and 5. never really a fan
6. through 9. haven't been able to do any of those for nearly 15 years due to knee conditions  :'(
10. see 6. through 9.

:-\

Try again, please?

Hmmm...maybe you could get a knee replacement since your dad is the business?

Also, this:

what about looking sexy in heels?
can't do that with a peg leg.

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