Ask me random questions
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.
The World's Largest Collection of Vegetarian Recipes
Am I supposed to use soap during a mineral salt bath?
I'm bringing it back. I will be answering the unanswered questions later.
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What, oh great oracle, should I eat this evening? It should involve tempeh, if that helps.
What, oh great oracle, should I eat this evening? It should involve tempeh, if that helps.
This looks legit:
http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=21447.0
CK - will the pixie fairies give me back my T shirts?
I don't know, they aren't very happy with you stealing their Pez dispensers. Give them back and you'll get your shirts the next day via FedEx for sure.
CK,
Can you recommend something non-narcotic, not illegal, and non-addictive that will help me hibernate more efficiently? ???
Edit: To clarify: not to "drown", just to hibernate because it's cold and I'm sleepy/not sleeping well and the days are VERY long.
(((pixie)))
Strawberries dipped in chocolate. Easy.
Where has Meggsy's avatar (and profile) gone? ???
I ate them. Yes, it's vegan.
How can I get all those dirty thoughts I've been having about Barack Obama out of my head after seeing him shirtless?
Seriously, he's fucking hot.
the only way to get rid of those thoughts is to act upon them......unfortunately, that might get you beat up by his secret service men
This is pretty much how I would've answered this question.
yeah, I tried it with Bill Clinton......It would have worked if I had got him alone in the oral office.......
Fixed it for ya.
I don't think I could do sex to Bill. He's in to kinky shit and and I'm against smoking so what would I do if he tries to fuck me with a cigar?
Bring a smokeless ashtray.
Am I supposed to use soap during a mineral salt bath?
No, but bring some mineral pepper.
And bring along some music by the band Mineral while you're at it.
By the way Meggs, I did love that Onion article.
:P 8-)
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This is not a question.
Typo! Sorry. I fixed it.
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That's more like it, hike buddy...
Anyways, to answer your question, it's because of the fuel mileage that most cars average these days. If they could only fix that, then this problem would've been averted long ago.
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That's more like it, hike buddy...
Anyways, to answer your question, it's because of the fuel mileage that most cars average these days. If they could only fix that, then this problem would've been averted long ago.
We can only hope. No looking back, though!
Am I really well on my way to being SHREDDED?
Will there be more 2 a.m. bar fights in front of my apartment tonight?
I hope not, but for just in case purposes, fill water balloons with pickle juice and throw them at the offenders. Better yet, get yourself a balloon slingshot and fire them at them from a football field's distance so you will be out of harm's way.
Freezing the balloons beforehand is entirely your call.
Am I really well on my way to being SHREDDED?
Are you a Ninja Turtle?
In all seriousness, what do you need to shred? Judging from your pics, there isn't anything to shred.
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But I will say that you are definitely on your way.
Am I really well on my way to being SHREDDED?
Are you a Ninja Turtle?
In all seriousness, what do you need to shred? Judging from your pics, there isn't anything to shred.
;)b
:-[ (with a smiley) Nah. There's some stuff to shred. I don't really want to be SHREDDED. I just want to be more fit/toned. Usual stuff. Plus, it's nice to do some exercise other than redrumming. I'm not a turtle, though. I mean, mdv is shredding, and doing other stuff, and she's like a tiny creature.
What ever happened with kt's job search?
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