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I'm bored at work and will answer them with the most creative response that I can think of.

or do i like these better http://www.amiclubwear.com/shoes-boots-princess-2brown.html ?

Heck yes you do!  I even like those!  Maybe I should get a pair...
;D

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damn. only white. i wouldn't voluntarily do white boots.

Do I even have to say anything?

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damn it, ck, where are you to answer my questions...

happy festivus to me?

According to Fox News, that's fine just as long as it isn't on christmas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dASSKuZlpdk

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Where's the festivus for the restuvus?!

http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=25141.0

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Will I make it through the day?

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Will I make it through the day?

You sure will!  You've got vegweb, don'tcha?
;)b 8-)

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Does Meggs need some luvin stat?

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Does Meggs need some luvin stat?

Meggs is failing fast. Not sure what happened.  :-\
Going to help someone out after my eye exam, hopefully that will brighten my spirits. I like helping others.

Luvin is always good and welcome  :-*

You sure will!  You've got vegweb, don'tcha?
;)b 8-)

I'll be away from my VWers for a few hours. Sadness.

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I love spicy food, and my mom likes sushi.

I love avocado rolls.

Lots of Kashmiri food isn't spicy, like kormas and rogan josh and stuff. You can make veg*n versions with soy yogurt and lovely veggies. I am discovering I like Indian food even better than Chinese.

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Does Meggs need some luvin stat?

Yes.  Stop posting and get your tattooed buns to Chicago.
^-^

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Does Meggs need some luvin stat?

Yes.  Stop posting and get your tattooed buns to Chicago.
^-^

Shall I get my buns tattooed?  Currently they are not.

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Does Meggs need some luvin stat?

Yes.  Stop posting and get your tattooed buns to Chicago.
^-^

Shall I get my buns tattooed?  Currently they are not.

Haha, I always say "if you're gonna go, go all out."
;)b

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Why do I feel so lazy, but others think I get a lot accomplished?

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It's definitely cooler than this:

Totes, CK, totes.

FTR, I love the words totes and jeals.

Totes, jeals, presh, inappropes, hilar, peeps... there are more.

"I'm totes jeal of your b/f! He's hilar and you two are totes presh together. It'd be inappropes for me to hit on him because I'm one of your closest peeps."

FTR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!1! :o

Allow me to be the odd one out. I'm so hatin' on those wordz. :P

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Why do I feel so lazy, but others think I get a lot accomplished?

http://www.trustedreviews.com/images/article/inline/7605-ForceNextGen3.jpg

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ck how should i approach my best friend's girlfriend's housemate and tell him that i think we should have sex and go out to breakfast the next morning? (i.e. not just have sex but maybe take it somewhere)

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with a mixture of rain and snow during my drive to, "winter storm warning" w/ a predicted 2-6 inches of snow coming down on my drive back tonight, and no chains, should I make the 27 mi drive to work today?

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Does Meggs need some luvin stat?

Yes.  Stop posting and get your tattooed buns to Chicago.
^-^

Tattooed buns... lol

FTR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!1! :o

Allow me to be the odd one out. I'm so hatin' on those wordz. :P

Oh me too; they're quite atrocious when they're all lumped together like that. I prefer to just throw one out there here and there. I was just doing my best to use them in a sentence or two. Can you imagine if people talked like that? I mean, I'm sure some do.

QUESTION:
Guacamole mixed with hummus, or no? Kept separate? Just a thought...

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ck how should i approach my best friend's girlfriend's housemate and tell him that i think we should have sex and go out to breakfast the next morning? (i.e. not just have sex but maybe take it somewhere)

This requires many different things...here is a list of what you / he will need to have and I will then explain how / when they should be incorporated into the evening.

-Lasagna (see link for recipe)
-Xbox with 2 controllers
-Halo (preferably the first one)
-2 movies, one that kicks a lot of ass (Big Trouble in Little China, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Robocop, Blade Runner, Army of Darkness etc)
and one that no one cares about (any Veggie Tales movie, Spy Kids, or one that stars either Frankie Muniz, Amanda Bynes, or Jonathan Lipnicki)
-Alcohol (optional)
-1 container of strawberries and vegan chocolate chips
-Wear whatever you want, there's no need for sexy frilly lingerie, but you can wear that if you want.  That decision is yours.

Ask him if he'd like to hang out and watch movies and play video games.  After he says yes...

1. Bring this with you, precooked: http://vegweb.com/index.php?topic=20405.0
Or if the festivities will be at your place, cook it and have ready by 7:00pm

2. Play Halo with him on cooperative play.  This shows that you're down for a good time and if you play on Legendary, a challenge.  Besides, it's a well known fact that every dude LOVES it when a girl plays video games, especially with him.  Bonus cool points will be earned.

3. Put in the kick ass movie that you picked out.  He's probably questioned why you brought the crappy movie, just make something up ( "I heard its really funny!" or "I've been dying to watch this..." ).  If you brought alcohol, now is the time to have some.  Just don't get drunk, one or two drinks will suffice.

4. After the kick ass movie goes off, put in the crap movie.  About 20 minutes in, take the vegan chocolate chips, heat them up, and serve as a dip with the strawberries.  Strawberries have lots of zinc which boosts your sex drive.  And if someone thinks eating chocolate dipped strawberries isn't sexy, check their pulse because they are surely dead.

5. While you're eating the strawberries, "accidentally" get a drop of the chocolate somewhere on you.  Ask for assistance in getting it off.

6. You know what to do after that.

7. Above all else, just be yourself.  To me, you seem like an awesome person and you have a bangin' haircut. ;)b

Good luck! :)

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with a mixture of rain and snow during my drive to, "winter storm warning" w/ a predicted 2-6 inches of snow coming down on my drive back tonight, and no chains, should I make the 27 mi drive to work today?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  Stay home!  No job is more important than your life

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