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i heard it was done with cake batter or something. not poop.  ::)

The video originated from a Brazilian, Marco Fiorito, who describes himself as a "compulsive fetishist". Fiorito originally produced foot fetish videos but soon moved on to coprophagia. The film was produced by MFX-Video, one of several companies owned by Fiorito. Fiorito contends his films are legal in Brazil, but authorities in the United States have branded some of his films as obscene and filed charges against Danilo Croce, a Brazilian lawyer living in Florida, listed as an officer of a company distributing Fiorito's films in the United States. Croce accepted a plea bargain and was sentenced to 3 years of unsupervised probation and forfeiture of $98,000. Fiorito claimed he did not know his films were illegal in the United States and that his films often contained chocolate instead of feces to appease some of his actors who were willing to appear in scat films but not actually eat fecal matter.

The first few seconds of the 2 Girls 1 Cup video contain the text "MFX 1209" (the product code for Hungry Bitches) and the URL mfxvideos.com, the website of Fiorito's MFX-Video, leading some in the media to incorrectly believe the video is one of the many Croce had to surrender to the Department of Justice but was somehow leaked in the process.

eat: I don't care. Still nasty as hell. His intentions were BLEH.

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ANYONE WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT: google "two pumpkins one cup" and watch that (the one on goodstuff.com or something like that) and just imagine that being people. if you are still intrigued watch it.

That was much more entertaining.

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eat: I don't care. Still nasty as hell. His intentions were BLEH.

oh, i agree. just sayin'.

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ANYONE WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT: google "two pumpkins one cup"

Oh jeeeez.  Ha!

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Did KMK clean her apartment?

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Only if you follow Kanye's Workout Plan...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQgKkzhPQsE

Sorry, CK... I just felt the need to answer that one.

Bwaaahahaha!!  :-D

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Ideally, I would like to find money and lose weight. Instead, I am losing money and finding weight. Solution?

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Are hermit crabs going to take over the world? (based upon my 2 dreams of them trying to kill off the human race and do so) Should i be worried that mine will eat/posion/attack/latch onto me?

I don't think that you need to worry about it.  You love your crabs and they will remember that and spare you.

http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/DSCF1099.jpg

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Did KMK clean her apartment?

I did.  GC came over on short notice (he was a half hour away), so I had to clean it, shave my legs, do my hair, etc., at lightning speed.  Which basically meant....throw all the dirty dishes in the sink, wipe down the counters, clean up papers and crap, put all my dirty clothes in hampers, take out garbage.....it was not fun.

Sorry CK, I had to answer for you.  But you can give your answer too if you want.

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me and one of my friends made a 2girls 1 cup video.....no biggie

ok, no we didn't

I love to watch the reaction videos on youtube, there are tons of them and they are better than the video itself

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me and one of my friends made a 2girls 1 cup video.....no biggie

ok, no we didn't

I love to watch the reaction videos on youtube, there are tons of them and they are better than the video itself

Most things are better.  Like, I'd rather get my balls torn off than have to watch that video.
;)b

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Ideally, I would like to find money and lose weight. Instead, I am losing money and finding weight. Solution?

The solution is simple; stop eating your money.
;)b

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i heard it was done with cake batter or something. not poop.  ::)

I was wondering if it was done with something else, there was absolutely no shape to that poop.  It just kind of fell out.
???

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it was soft serve frozen yogurt

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CK, dear, Kannas would like to know:

"how many kids and what gender are meggs and I going to have?"

I told him you'd only be able to answer if you were in a better mood, but you'd surely have the answer.

<3
meggs

p.s. I hope you're in a better mood. Leave today's suckage behind and start over tomorrow, ok? Or at least try?

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I need more info before I can make a final answer.

Are either of you Catholic?
Using any birth control?
History of multiple births in your family?
What is the square root of 372.538?
Which is a better word to you, ass pickle or butt stick?
Would George W. Bush be an amazing dodgeball player?

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The square root of 372.53800 is 19.3012435.

I google well!

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I need more info before I can make a final answer.

Are either of you Catholic?
Using any birth control?
History of multiple births in your family?
What is the square root of 372.538?
Which is a better word to you, ass pickle or butt stick?
Would George W. Bush be an amazing dodgeball player?

YOU are supposed to be the question answerer. There weren't any stipulations with the other questions asked.
I got it; you've been stumped. HA!

Thanks, Cali.

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Ass pickle, say ass pickle! It is both erotic and a snack for a donkey.

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I need more info before I can make a final answer.

Are either of you Catholic?
Using any birth control?
History of multiple births in your family?
What is the square root of 372.538?
Which is a better word to you, ass pickle or butt stick?
Would George W. Bush be an amazing dodgeball player?

YOU are supposed to be the question answerer. There weren't any stipulations with the other questions asked.
I got it; you've been stumped. HA!

Thanks, Cali.

STUMPED?!  Nope.
I just want to give an accurate answer.  Geez.
::)

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