The Moratorium Auditorium: In Which We Unite In Shunning Inadequacy
Posted by KissMeKate on Jan 25, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
Crossover from the open letters thread!
Represent.
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The World's Largest Collection of Vegetarian Recipes
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Sex sex sex sex sex!
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Sex sex sex sex sex
I fixed it for ya.
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oh so I could have put my toe sucking story in aimless? ok.
Story is another word I want to put in "e" in. I always spell it "storey" at first.
oh so I could have put my toe sucking story in aimless? ok.
I started that thread. I say you can. ;)b
Hmm. Interesting thread.
It sure is. It is the only one that we can have sexual discussions in now.
For reals?
Pretty much, at least without offending anyone outright. (At least I hope so-- I'm not trying to offend anyone!) But this thread is so much more than sexual discussions, CK!
I like your story, JC. :)>>>
This thread is so much more than sexual discussions, CK!
I know, I'm just sayin' that this is the only thread that we can "do it" in.
;) 8-)
This thread is so much more than sexual discussions, CK!
I know, I'm just sayin' that this is the only thread that we can "do it" in.
;) 8-)
true dat
I like your story, JC. :)>>>
Aww, thanks. I tried not to be lame.
:-D
but i'm sure all kinds of lude and distasteful
I totally read that and 'all kinds of lube and distasteful'
You really are the queen of lube beeps!!! ;D ;D
oh, you breeder types. ::)
foots =/= fist
why is sex always about sticking things in things with ya'll ;)
Oh you meant the "other" foot fucking. Haha!! :>
i was tested last night, but i was strong & am still an (un)active member of The Moratorium.
i was tested last night, but i was strong & am still an (un)active member of The Moratorium.
Congrats! You'll have to tone down the good foods at your potlucks!
ha - yes, that and the free flowing wine/beer...
I don't think so.... not officially, anyway. Do you mean how long they've ALREADY gone, or when their moratorium ends?
Did I mention, I have a date on Saturday? For tea! I'm actually pretty excited to apply FROF and see how it goes. This guy is a FROF test subject and he doesn't even know it.
I am excited though. He seems nice.
And since I feel safe posting this Open Letter in here:
Dear New Vibe,
I love you.
Swoon,
KMK and her naughty bits.
^-^
This thread rocks. That is my morning comment... yes, oh so profound, I know.
:)>>>
mmmm backs. I'm totally with ya on that. I think the biggest turn on for me is when someone kisses my back. I like touching nice backs too. there should be a better word for backs. that is an ugly sounding word.
Good point. "Back" is sort of like "feet". I mean, as far as ugly words go. Did that even make sense outside of my head?
And "thighs". Such an ugly word!
how the heck do ya'll manage to get dates or at least be tempted? i feel like my issues are all about lack of opportunity. :'( :'( :'( :'(
The internets. Really.
Guys, I have a problem. I always have this problem. When I have more than one guy that I like, I hate the idea of having to choose. So I continue to be nice to both/all of them. Then I dig myself into a hole. This is bad. I'm too much of a people pleaser. Pun intentional or not.
I wish I could get into personal massagers. If there's no human contact, it doesn't do it for me. I need a warm body. Enjoy!
Same.
Guys, I have a problem. I always have this problem. When I have more than one guy that I like, I hate the idea of having to choose. So I continue to be nice to both/all of them. Then I dig myself into a hole. This is bad. I'm too much of a people pleaser. Pun intentional or not.
I do not have this problem. I am slightly jealous... however, I can see how this could get me in trouble as it is getting/has gotten you in trouble. ((KMK))
Did I mention, I have a date on Saturday? For tea! I'm actually pretty excited to apply FROF and see how it goes. This guy is a FROF test subject and he doesn't even know it.
A spot of tea and a test subject! Well done!
p.s. what is a "spot" of tea anyway? SHELLOID?!?!
A spot of tea and a test subject! Well done
Haha, love it.
I can see how this could get me in trouble as it is getting/has gotten you in trouble. ((KMK))
Yes, present tense. I think I am guilty of leading people on. I always seem to attract the clingy ones. Bad bad bad bad bad.
One of them has huge, superhuman biceps, which I think is clouding my good judgment. ::)
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