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The Moratorium Auditorium: In Which We Unite In Shunning Inadequacy

Crossover from the open letters thread!

Represent.

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I don't know.  I didn't really mean to come off harsh in posting that.  Like, I didn't do it really to make fun of the guy.  After I thought about it, I guess it seems kinda mean to laugh at someone who's just putting himself out there...that's kinda what I'm doing too on these dating sites, I guess.   I did think it was kinda funny though.  

unless you're writing the http address to your ad on bathroom walls, it's not like what you're doing.

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A dating website is a forum for dating.  A bathroom is a forum for taking a pee.  That's the difference. 

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A bathroom is a forum for taking a pee. 

If we used signatures here, I think I'd use that...at least for a short time.

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A bathroom is a forum for taking a pee. 

If we used signatures here, I think I'd use that...at least for a short time.

I'ma subnick it!

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A bathroom is a forum for taking a pee. 

If we used signatures here, I think I'd use that...at least for a short time.

I'ma subnick it!

<3it

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Ok.  I see what you guys are saying.  I just didn't want to sound mean.  :(

ftr...there are other cards in the bathroom...you know from yoga studios, macrobiotic counselors, realtors, etc. This was the only one seeking dates though.

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Ok.  I see what you guys are saying.  I just didn't want to sound mean.  :(

ftr...there are other cards in the bathroom...you know from yoga studios, macrobiotic counselors, realtors, etc. This was the only one seeking dates though.

You know what? I bet the guy reads this forum. I mean, he is obviously a very in tune vegan. He's crying in the corner! Poor guy.  :'( > <-- guy in very small corner

:howdy: I like your cards!

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I'm just teasing.  It's not that hideous.  It's just easy to pick on.

Well maybe VTR should get in the habit of showing his face when he wants something! 

If you like him so much, why don't you marry him, AC!?

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Wow, this thread was busy overnight!!

So a few random comments from me:
it took me ages to figure out what 'fwb'' meant - in fact I had to google it.  I was thinking something to do with fuck buddy, but just couldn't understand what the 'b' was for!  Silly me!

*snip* on his profile he said that he likes honesty and would rather someone tell him they aren't interested early on as opposed to just not returning calls or stringing him along.  So that's what I did, and then he got all heinous.  Now.  As far as the sleeping with him to "test the connection."  Yeah.  That didn't make sense to me either.  But he claims that girls have broken it off after sex because they were hoping they would feel differently afterward.  Hm.  I liked the napolean dynamite comparison...not completely on target, but not completely off-base either.  hehe.  Whatevs.  

P.S.  I'm loving the JBT.  I'm totally gonna steal that.  :)

nice use of the word heinous!  Also, maybe people called it off after they'd slept with him becasue he was crap at sex! (Oh I now see KMK also thought this! oh and everyone else on the thread!)

A dating website is a forum for dating.  A bathroom is a forum for taking a pee.  That's the difference. 

ha! excellent!

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Yes.  Brilliant PPC. 

Oh btw...someone left this stack of cards in the bathroom at the healthfood store.  Of course, being the resident vegan, every employee that saw them brought them to me.  hehe. 

http://i44.tinypic.com/16h6bm9.jpg

At least he's got a cool name, and is vegan.  ^-^

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What wha?  What happened to the old boy?

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HH - I agree that 2 hours was too far since it did waste a bunch of the day (especially since I couldn't go up there until after my Saturday yoga classes). 

It's going to be a while before I find another fwb . . . the options where I live are VERY limited and I have real issues about who I choose to sleep with - it had been 3 1/2 years since I'd been with someone before NP  :o 

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some of my friends have made a "summer of seduction" points chart. You get points for things like kissing people drunk, kissing people sober, getting phone #s, etc.

I asked to be put on the chart. we'll see how the next month goes...heh.

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mdv - i was just gonna fb you about the other guy.  im glad you found a new one!

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I don't think 45 year olds should call themselves Scotty. I think once you hit 30 it should be Scott. And the card in the bathroom is really lame.

Unless it's Scott Jurek! Then he can do no wrong- and you should call him!  ^-^

Heli! I want details too!!!!

Did your guy give you oral? I highly recommend it!

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Oooh.  Good call with the Scotty/Scott.  Being a trail runner doesn't make up for that.  I'm out.  He's all ac's.

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I know a vegan named Scott.  8)

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that sounds promising!

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funny, laid back

This does it for me.  The tall, dark, handsome part is gravy.

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I was at my friend's house tonight and they were watching South Park.  When it came on, the parental control warning or whatever flashed "MA"  and I totally thought "oohh...Moratorium Auditorium."  haha.  Also, lots of people call me by my initials, which are MA.  So when I see it written in an email or something, sometimes I think of this thread.  Way to much vegweb for lotus.... ::)

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