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HEY PERVS

WE CAN TALK FREELY NOW.

SEXVAGINAPENISBALLSBUTT.

Oh come on, that's a valid question. Isn't the point of this section for questions like that? If you are easily offended stay out?

It's recently been moved to this new forum. Anyway, that old thread has too much crap in it. Someone should make a new one! New and improved semen.

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*waves to pervs*

Just wanted to say "O hai!" :-*

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That person has since been banned for being a raging lunatic, so it's just desserts.

Is that the official reason why she was banned? Did she get an email saying, "Miss D-, you are hereby banned from using vegweb because you are a raging lunatic. Perehaps you should seek some professional help. Hope you have a nice day" ?
haha that would be awsome

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That person has since been banned for being a raging lunatic, so it's just desserts.

Is that the official reason why she was banned? Did she get an email saying, "Miss D-, you are hereby banned from using vegweb because you are a raging lunatic. Perehaps you should seek some professional help. Hope you have a nice day" ?
haha that would be awsome

it might also be because she has multiple personalities, because she does come back as other people occasionally.

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New and improved semen.

Yeah, old semen is hard and beige.

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New and improved semen.

Yeah, old semen is hard and beige.

I think that's because you have syphilis.

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New and improved semen.

Yeah, old semen is hard and beige.

I think that's because you have syphilis.

It's actually goneherpasyphlaids.  It's pretty serious.

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Am I stupidly thick becasue I nearly googled that disease, before realising it was every STD you could think of.  D'oh.

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Is this also the thread for bad language?
Is that allowed?
If i make it perverted?

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Is this also the thread for bad language?
Is that allowed?
If i make it perverted?

You should make a new thread. We need new DND threads.

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You know what i love about this forum?
It did exactly what i thought it did and made WAYY more "pervy" threads and discussions.
Haha.

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You know what i love about this forum?
It did exactly what i thought it did and made WAYY more "pervy" threads and discussions.
Haha.

Good point, before there was like 2 pervey active threads at a time. Now that there is a whole section for them, we can have way more.

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LOL, I just found this thread.  Keeping this stuff in its own separate forum category is probably the best feature of the "new" forums- the sex stuff finally won't offend others!

While I was driving just now, I was trying to think what the female equivalent of "suck my dick" would be.  Because sometimes I say that.  Would it be like, "Lick my clit!"  I guess so.  I guess part of the humor of telling people to suck my dick is that I don't have one.

I like a simple "eat me".

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the sex stuff finally won't offend others!

I wouldn't bet on that.  Somebody is eventually going to cry about it.

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Oh yeah, they will. 

I'll tell them, tough shit!  Suck my clit! 

^Rhymed.

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Ok, perve test.  What does this vegetable look like?

<img src="http://thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/horseradish2.jpg">

ETA: Darn this didnt work...just go to that site

Supposedly the reason for the name horseradish is because it looks like a horse penis.

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Oh yeah, they will. 

I'll tell them, tough shit!  Suck my clit! 

^Rhymed.

haha yeah!  suck my clit!

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Hello, I'm Caitee, and I'm a major perv.

Good to have you back.

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Yep. Definitely a perv today.  ;)b

I spent the majority of my late afternoon looking up new sexual positions to try for when I see my BF after two months of long distance.  >:D

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omg this thread is so demoralizing i bet you women (guess I can't say ladies) show your ankles TOO. who wud talk about sex on the internet? all ur doing is making it less taboo, and thats just wrong. dont u think of the children who might come on vegweb for vegan recipes and find their way into this forum???????? children should not know that sex exists or that vaginas are ok!!!! for shame!!!!!1!11!!

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