HEY PERVS
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Sep 14, 2009 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
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Did you know that you can legally marry your cousin in Georgia? I don't really understand why that is legal and same sex marriage is not. Southern logic, I guess.
messed up.
Has anyone else now got clips of arrested development playing through their heads?
yesyesyesyesyes. oh, now I get to laugh insanely to myself at work all day, good times.
and interesting that you have 'stages' of consent, it's kind of like how in some parts of Europe you can buy beer and wine at 16 but not spirits until you're 18.
I think it's something like 12-14 , that sort of age to have win with a meal in france. 16 to actually just buy it, and 18 to buy any alcohol. But I might be wrong.
Here in the UK we can drink in a pub at 16 if it's a single beer with a meal (unless laws have changed) apart from that all buying is 1. But from 5 onwards we can drinkon private property...
riiiiiiiight
you don't believe me? i'm not joking! but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.
I think it's something like 12-14 , that sort of age to have win with a meal in france. 16 to actually just buy it, and 18 to buy any alcohol. But I might be wrong.
Here in the UK we can drink in a pub at 16 if it's a single beer with a meal (unless laws have changed) apart from that all buying is 1. But from 5 onwards we can drinkon private property...
yeah, it's pub/restaurant rules when having a meal/with family are different everywhere.
But I meant to buy from a shop to take home, and in Germany, Switzerland, The Netherlands etc it's 16 for approximately 15% alcohol or less and 18 for anything stronger.
*sorry to distract from perviness with talk of booze*
--cue someone talk about being pervy while drinking booze and we're back on track--
but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.
"Never have I ever..........had a vagina!"
*hesp throws in card*
I think it's something like 12-14 , that sort of age to have win with a meal in france. 16 to actually just buy it, and 18 to buy any alcohol. But I might be wrong.
Here in the UK we can drink in a pub at 16 if it's a single beer with a meal (unless laws have changed) apart from that all buying is 1. But from 5 onwards we can drinkon private property...
yeah, it's pub/restaurant rules when having a meal/with family are different everywhere.
But I meant to buy from a shop to take home, and in Germany, Switzerland, The Netherlands etc it's 16 for approximately 15% alcohol or less and 18 for anything stronger.
*sorry to distract from perviness with talk of booze*
--cue someone talk about being pervy while drinking booze and we're back on track--
Can I pour whiskey on one of you and lick it off?
but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.
"Never have I ever..........had a vagina!"
*hesp throws in card*
*Dustin is like "STOP DOING PENIS THINGS"* ah hahaha
Yeah, we targeted Dustin! That was so fun. Vagina power!
Yeah, we targeted Dustin! That was so fun. Vagina power!
and then he wrote "fuck you card" on my uno card, and I was going to sue the company. Remember when I blamed you, KMK? hahaha "OMG I THINK KATE WROTE FUCK YOU CARD ON MY UNO CARD"
a pretty pervish thing to do
And I was like, no I didn'ttttttttt!!!!!
and then..and then..and then
good times
riiiiiiiight
you don't believe me? i'm not joking! but we were really good at getting each other out after it was just us.
that, i believe
Where are your fingers sealed? Did you forget to take them out again?!!
omg so not fair making SF references I can't understand!
The other day, the "facilitator" (professor) for my group/class (7 people) at school said "that's what she said" to me. I was confused, wondering where exactly the innuendo was, and at the same time realizing he had a very serious face. Apparently, I had repeated something a female classmate said. That IS what she said. Oh.
And then we all busted up laughing. Apparently the professor has never seen The Office.
(not very pervy, but that's the best I got)
I went to a sex store today 8-) (felt the need to add in some pervyness)
omg so not fair making SF references I can't understand!
The other day, the "facilitator" (professor) for my group/class (7 people) at school said "that's what she said" to me. I was confused, wondering where exactly the innuendo was, and at the same time realizing he had a very serious face. Apparently, I had repeated something a female classmate said. That IS what she said. Oh.
And then we all busted up laughing. Apparently the professor has never seen The Office.
(not very pervy, but that's the best I got)
oh fb I love that story. really now, who can say "that's what she said" seriously anymore?
I went to a sex store today 8-) (felt the need to add in some pervyness)
Every time by best friend is in town we go to the sexy store. True story. Now that I'm doing things with Tech, I know some places in Atlanta too. Christmas will be fun.
Not to reference SF again, but to reference SF again........
Those of y'all who watched the vids know that we went to the original good vibes in SF. AC and I were giggling and peeing our pants like 12 year old girls. Especially over the fake vaginas and the huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dildos. Like, huge. Death.
It was fun times. I also gave AC a vibrator because I accidentally got a free one one time when an order got screwed up. It's the same one I have. Matching vibes!
AC and I were giggling and peeing our pants like 12 year old girls. Especially over the fake vaginas and the huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dildos. Like, huge. Death.
The Rambone.
It was fun times. I also gave AC a vibrator because I accidentally got a free one one time when an order got screwed up. It's the same one I have. Matching vibes!
I still haven't used it, because it wouldn't turn on! Also, I keep forgetting about it.
Remember that vagina and/or anus that was wet inside?! ah hahahahahah
That was so much fun. Then I had to go across the street to poop in the police station. I think hesp pooped there, too. It stunk soooooooooooooo bad. The bathroom, not my poop.
Remember that vagina and/or anus that was wet inside?!
I think most are, AC.
I don't believe that your poop didn't stink.
:P
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