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Hezbollah Tofu blog

There are two people on the planet that I totally and equally despise, one's in the Oval office and the other one is the subject of Sara at the Hezbollah Tofu blog, Anthony Bourdain. 

http://hezbollahtofu.blogspot.com/ 

I want very much to make the "Les Halles Onion Soup".  My DH adores onion soup and the vegan version I made once just didn't satisfy him.  I really like the idea behind the blog:

"So we aren't just going to "enjoy" food, we're going to enjoy vastly improved, veganized versions of your masturbatory, blood-oozing recipes. And then we're going to compile them, sell them in zine form, and donate the proceeds to vegan outreach organizations and farm sanctuaries--in your name. Anthony, I have to say, I'm really looking forward to the great work we're going to do together for veganism." 

I'll buy that 'zine!  >:D  8-)

"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food."

- Anthony Bourdain, "Kitchen Confidential," p. 70

hahaha.  is that a fictional character or something?  stinky cheese?  who says that?  haha

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What kind of wacko puts bacon in onion soup?  I liked bacon and I liked onion soup, but together?  :nono: 
It's probably better to ignore such jackasses, but it is a funny idea and I like the charity angle.

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There is a thread about his over on the PPK, since it was started by a member over there.  i think it sounds like fun.  I am full of ideas and can't wait to try to veganize something.  I have a big Le Cordon Bleu professional cooking textbook left over from my undergrad that I intend to use as a reference, since I have not had meat in 21 years!  Unfortunately, I am up to my ears in stats for my thesis and I am not sure how much time I will have to contribute.
I love that the proceeds from the cookbook will be donated to AR related causes in Anthony Bourdain's name.

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What an awsome blog! Thanks for showing it to us! I'm going to try that soup someday when I have a lot of time to make soup...I can't wait to see what other recipes they come up with.

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I had to bookmark that blog.  It is too funny!

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