The Moratorium Auditorium: In Which We Unite In Shunning Inadequacy
Posted by KissMeKate on Jan 25, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
Crossover from the open letters thread!
Represent.
:-*
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MDV= ??? + :)>>> + :o + :-* a little bit :> + a whole lot of :)
Therefore,
:sheep: is like ;)b
I feel so out of the loop.
Dear libido,
Seriously?
lotus.
Ok, I'm gonna join in the fun and add my "GC specs" ha.
J-One of my closest friends since college. "Friends with benefits," but he would like more...I've recently stopped the "benefits" b/c I felt like I was leading him on. Awesome friend...but that's all he's ever gonna be. (damn good in the sack though. ha)
C-Ugh. This is bad. "C" is a friend from college with whom I've recently become reaquainted. We always flirted, but I never thought anything of it. We got together unexpectedly a couple weeks ago for "one time." Well, that has since turned into 3 times. Ugh. I have to stop it...now.
A-Not sure yet...We were introduced by a friend on facebook. Can't tell a whole lot from pictures, but I'm not blown away or anything. I'm going out with him tomorrow. From talking, he seems really smart, funny, and nice...so I'm probably gonna hate him. ha.
AJ-Ahhh..."AJ" is my original inadequate "GC." He is the hottest thing I have ever seen in real life. He's super athletic, super hot, and super insecure. Honestly, he's fucking crazy and had "issues" in bed, for some reason, I want to try again. ha. of course I do. ::)
Oh man. Ok. So I kind of have a little bit of an update. I went out with A 2 weeks ago. He was nice, we had a nice time. Nice nice nice. That's it though. I felt like I was chillin with my guy friends. Just so you guys know, I don't really need anymore guy friends. :(
So anyway, the other news is that I have to add another GC to the list. We can call him AB short for army boy. Ugh. I just don't know. I haven't even met this guy in real life and yet, I'm totally swooning. I'm trying not to get too carried away. He doesn't even live in my town. He just moved back to the states (about an hour from me). He's been stationed overseas. Anyway. He mentioned coming up here for a visit this weekend, but said that a hotel wasn't in the budget right now. I was scared that he was gonna ask to stay at my place...but we both agreed that we weren't comfortable with that. I was a little nervous he was gonna ask...totally not down with "strangers" in the apt. ha. So, I'm anxious to see where this goes. I don't know why I'm gettin "funny feelings" about this guy. He's totally not my type. ha. (He is beautiful though ;) )
Oh MDV :flower: :flower: :flower:
Wait... what?!
*hugs MDV* I think you need to swear off all men entirely for a while. The ones in your area seem really stupid to not worship the ground you walk on!
Hi BP! Actually, you gotta give the props to KMK...she's where I got the idea to go on okcupid. I just stalked your profile, btw. ^-^
BP,
Here's another thought in how to "seduce".....(I saw it and thought of you!)
http://shop.littlemstees.com/images/products/dip001.jpg
What can I say? Hummus is tasty.....
LOL.....How'd you know that I got it from a t-shirt site, MDV???
Here ya go:
http://shop.littlemstees.com/index.php?p=product&id=104&parent=0
Haha, very cute, hanashi!
I have nothing new to add here. I didn't even really get to test FROF because the boy that I'm talking to now has ideals which pretty much line up with it anyway. Oh well. I'm pretty happy though! :)>>>
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-helps-with-online-dating.jpg
Y'all will appreciate this:
GC called me at 3:30am one night while I was on the phone with my baby. I was like, whatttttt? He called twice. Of course, I didn't answer. No thanks. I don't want your strings-attached booty call.
Later the next morning GC IMs me to say, "Oh, I called, I was in your area." (he lives an hour away)
I said, "Yes, I saw that you called, you woke me up." (lie)
GC said, "Oh, you saw? And you didn't answer? I could have been bleeding on your doorstep!"
I said, "Well, you seem fine to me...."
I told the details to K later. He said, "Next time he tells you he is bleeding on your doorstep, offer him a tampon."
GC is now eternally referenced as "Period Boy." The end.
GC = period boy.
find "GC" replace "period boy"
heh heh. love it.
Hahaha, EXACTLY. ;)b
ctrl+F that sucker.
He's still calling you?! wtf. Cut him off. And by that, I mean cut off his penis.
He's still calling you?! wtf. Cut him off. And by that, I mean cut off his penis.
No, this was like a month ago.
But yeah, I can do that too.
awesome mdv! with the artist friend?
ooh nice! is the artist friend out of the picture?
He's still calling you?! wtf. Cut him off. And by that, I mean cut off his penis.
Why do women joke about this? ???
I have never said or heard another guy say anything like this.
"I'm gonna invert her breasts and slice off her clit because she wronged me! That'll teach her!"
Maybe I will start saying stuff like this...yeeeeeah, no I won't. ::) :P
However, OMG I STILL LOVE YOU AC! :-*
He's still calling you?! wtf. Cut him off. And by that, I mean cut off his penis.
Why do women joke about this? ???
I have never said or heard another guy say anything like this.
"I'm gonna invert her breasts and slice off her clit because she wronged me! That'll teach her!"
Maybe I will start saying stuff like this...yeeeeeah, no I won't. ::) :P
However, OMG I STILL LOVE YOU AC! :-*
agreed, for some reason when a woman says it it can be twisted to sound funny, but if a man said something along the same lines it would be considered horrific and not the least bit funny. i think it's gross either way.
He's still calling you?! wtf. Cut him off. And by that, I mean cut off his penis.
Why do women joke about this? ???
I have never said or heard another guy say anything like this.
"I'm gonna invert her breasts and slice off her clit because she wronged me! That'll teach her!"
Maybe I will start saying stuff like this...yeeeeeah, no I won't. ::) :P
However, OMG I STILL LOVE YOU AC! :-*
agreed, for some reason when a woman says it it can be twisted to sound funny, but if a man said something along the same lines it would be considered horrific and not the least bit funny. i think it's gross either way.
This man doesn't think it's funny:
http://www.nndb.com/people/951/000025876/john-wayne-bobbitt.jpg
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