The Moratorium Auditorium: In Which We Unite In Shunning Inadequacy
Posted by KissMeKate on Jan 25, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
Crossover from the open letters thread!
Represent.
:-*
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Oh yes Super Bowl!! She called. I did not answer. I opened a bottle of wine. Curl up onto couch. And enjoyed a lovely evening alone! Then passed out like a little baby and had the sweetest of dreams.
So cute :)
Oh yes Super Bowl!! She called. I did not answer. I opened a bottle of wine. Curl up onto couch. And enjoyed a lovely evening alone! Then passed out like a little baby and had the sweetest of dreams.
Great! And Bruce Springsteen won, correct?
Oh certainly! If I could be assured to have his overall charisma, energy all around everything at the age of 59 I'd consider this moratorium lasting until then!
Is all the sexy econ talk over?!
Never!
you're so hot, when i ran your numbers all i get are error messages.
would you like to see an outlier? its in my pants. ::)
the residuals of that experiment are in/on (insert location)
i worked on a multicolinearity joke. just isn't happening. too abstract.
i guess i'm better at stats jokes (best i can do for econ, baby) when i'm sleeping with statistians or at least more active in doing stats. i could do some qualitative jokes...
I have zero business being on this thread. But I just wanted to add that I would LOVE for my guy to use statistics lines on me! It would totally work... >:D
Carry on...
When I was a senior in college, I went to a bar with my two roommates (we didn't go out a lot in college). Anyway, this guy came over to our table and starting spouting out these ridiculous statistics and my roommate (the math-major-going-into-masters-program-in-statistics roommate, ha) crushed him down. Ha. It was probably mean, but his approach was lacking.
eta: While I was typing this, the 'old friend' that I was supposed to meet on Saturday texted me. (I found out by reading his blog that the night he was texting me was his girl's birthday! He texted me for 13 or 14 hours!!!) So when he sent me a message tonight that started with "Mmmm...." I just wrote back, 'What are you looking for from me?' He said, 'nothing - I just wanted to say hi,' so I say, 'well you've done that, so have a good night'.
Shut DOWN! Nice, MDV.
Ohh...I forgot! I didn't even tell JeanaCorina this on the phone!!! HE SHOWED ME HIS BRAND NEW WRANGLER LOGO ASS TATTOO. Yes. A tattoo that looks like the patch on the back of wrangler jeans on his ass. And I got to see it.
Sick and yet totally intriguing. I hate to admit that I'm jealous.
Ugh. Some days I just feel like fuck the world.
No going emo on us like some people on VW. Come back, you vivacious woman, you! No, I jest, I know what you mean. It's like, frustration with the world? A series of unfortunate events leading up to a tattooed ass?
What a cock. I bet he thought he had a chance too. *shake head in disgust* There's no hope for some people.
In my news I had some random supermarket employee say something conversational to me as I left the supermarket, I replied innocently, he then followed me all the way from the supermarket to my car at the opposite corner of the supermarket, a few steps behind, not saying anything, stood there looking at me while I unloaded all my bags and was all like "I'll take your trolley back".
So weirded out :-\
a wrangler tattoo? wow.. just wow.
What a cock. I bet he thought he had a chance too. *shake head in disgust* There's no hope for some people.
In my news I had some random supermarket employee say something conversational to me as I left the supermarket, I replied innocently, he then followed me all the way from the supermarket to my car at the opposite corner of the supermarket, a few steps behind, not saying anything, stood there looking at me while I unloaded all my bags and was all like "I'll take your trolley back".
So weirded out :-\
Not that you're not attractive, theo, but are you sure it wasn't one of the intellectually challenged guys that supermarkets sometimes hire to collect the trolleys? (Or is that just a Christchurch thing?) ::)
Haha naa that's an everywhere thing! But I'm pretty sure he wasn't...maybe he was but deceptively *muses*
WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED TO MOVE TO MARYLAND
I would consider it, and I think you should consider Chicago, but I think we're both stuck between a rock and an internship here.
My friend that was with me has a pic on her cell phone. If she uploads it to FB, I'll send it to anyone who's morbidly curious.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm just really tired of jerks. Male jerks, female jerks, elderly jerks, baby jerks, squirrel jerks...
I love life, just not the people in it some days. ;)
WHICH IS WHY YOU NEED TO MOVE TO MARYLAND
Boy, do I share in that sentiment, MDV! Every day, my tolerance level wanes just a little bit more. The paradox is, I work with the public all day long. I really wish someone like you worked with me so I could at least have some outlet from the idiocy. We could share recipes and talk about our cats all day. Now that would nice! :)
I spent all day at work trying to decide what is more redneck the Wrangler ass tattoo or the display of authentic redneck gibberish ("crost") in a text message....still no conclusion.
I actually really liked Chicago when I visited - especially the area around the lake ($$$). Plus my one true love (Billy Corgan) keeps his primary residence there.
"The end is never fame in the city by the lake..."
HH has me turning everything into a lyric now!
Wait, Wait, wait... you mean MY true love... right? I love Billy!!! Saw him at the orange peel in asheville June 07. Loved It!!! I love his little snaggle tooth.
I was front row too!! I got some awesome pics. During one song he walked up right too me and I was recording and I started freaking out so bad you hear me scream Billyyyyyy!!!! and then I drop the camera! I'm such a dork. But it's a pretty comical video. ;D
this was my best picture!
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l124/jessicalw06/DSC00264.jpg
And yet it is sideways...sorry.
Ohh...I forgot! I didn't even tell JeanaCorina this on the phone!!! HE SHOWED ME HIS BRAND NEW WRANGLER LOGO ASS TATTOO. Yes. A tattoo that looks like the patch on the back of wrangler jeans on his ass. And I got to see it.
Since I'm all too familiar with rednecks, I totally believe this. Sad.
Wrangler logo ass tattoo is my new favorite thing about this thread.
For crying out loud. What an uneasy medley of hot/bizarre/intriguing. :o
http://www.montanastatefair.com/rodeo/2008/logos/wrangler_logo.jpg
Future Embrace? I mean, I love the SP, and all (old school), but that sounds like a Victoria's secret bra.
http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/reversible-flip-bras.jpg
YOU WOULD. ::)
oooh the tiger one is pretty awesome, i think. but not as awesome as a wrangler ass tattoo. damn.
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