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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

Posted by erinmonster5 on May 04, 2010 · Member since Jan 2008 · 2870 posts

I like my men like I like my pizza: CUT INTO 8 PIECES

my favorite so far!
please continue....

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Posted by ~treehugginghip... on May 04, 2010 · Member since Sep 2007 · 3036 posts

I like my men like I like my pizza: CUT INTO 8 PIECES

I think I will think of Dexter when I think of secondbase forever more.

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Posted by lubimiller on May 04, 2010 · Member since Mar 2008 · 3602 posts

2ndbase - those are all terrible and you should quit the internet.

GOT ONE FOR YOU, BROTHER.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: 18 yrs old and mixed with coke.

they can even still live with mommy and daddy, amiright?

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my wine: dry and red.

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

2ndbase - those are all terrible and you should quit the internet.

GOT ONE FOR YOU, BROTHER.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: 18 yrs old and mixed with coke.

they can even still live with mommy and daddy, amiright?

Doesn't matter, I'm just gonna use and abuse them.

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Posted by lubimiller on May 04, 2010 · Member since Mar 2008 · 3602 posts

I like my men like I like my fries, extra crispy and covered in lawry's seasoning salt and ketchup

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my Thai curries: Spicy, chock full of veggies and without fish sauce!

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my split pea soup: GREEN AND PUREED

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my marshmallows: BURNT

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my fries, extra crispy and covered in lawry's seasoning salt and ketchup

A+

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my onions: BATTERED AND DEEP FRIED IN RING FORM

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

my best friend told me to post this one:

I like my men like I like my ginger: MINCED

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Posted by lubimiller on May 04, 2010 · Member since Mar 2008 · 3602 posts

I like my men like I used to like my steak, rare and bloody

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Posted by magichands on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2010 · 26 posts

I like my women like I like my cake: sweet and moist

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Posted by longer_look on May 04, 2010 · Member since Feb 2010 · 369 posts

i like my women like i like my tofu... with big bewbs.

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my vodka: WITH OLIVES

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Posted by lubimiller on May 04, 2010 · Member since Mar 2008 · 3602 posts

I like my men like I like my bloody marys, spicy, hot and dirty

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Posted by longer_look on May 04, 2010 · Member since Feb 2010 · 369 posts

i like my seitan like i like my women... with big bewbs

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my porn: STRAIGHT

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Posted by secondbase on May 04, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my gum: CINNAMON AND CHEWY

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