This is too easy not to try. So I did. The verdict: The amount of colored sugar crystals you'd have to use in order to appreciate the idea would surely put you in sugar coma.
DO NOT leave your microwave unattended for this. Five minutes is waaaayyyy too long. It does taste good, but I bet it's better on toast than my microwave door.
Almost too good to be true. You can do this in one saucepan though. Just add the rice, lentils and 4 cups of water, or broth, to the caramelized onion.
"Tuna" Salad