FBI looking to infiltrate vegan potlucks
Posted by TinTexas on May 16, 2008 · Member since Aug 2006 · 1216 posts
http://www.greenisthenewred.com/blog/2008/05/15/fbi-informant-vegan-potluck/
Makes me ashamed to be an American! :-[ :'(
5 months 19 days until we elect a new President (if I figured right). Will it be change for the better or "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss"?
damnit, now they'll know my secret eggless egg salad recipe!
AAAAAAAAA!!!...
I'll be watching out for the men in shades and wireless headsets the next I'm in cruising in Whole Foods.
("black cat to golden eagle... the subject has picked up the silken tofu. i think we've got one.")
haha. oh my goodness. that is one very low point for the fbi. dont they have anything better to do?
heeey...lets ALL be informants and flood the FBI with misinformation..or better yet, REAL information and ideals like..yanno..peace, love for our brothers and sisters around the world and instill hope and..hey..wait, I must be delirious. Guess my BBQ tofu went to my head. *snicker*
I bet they are watching us now.
Looking to find the ultimate vegan cheez recipe!!!
ok, which one of you is a fed?? fess up!!! 8-)
Oh, please! I mean, I know Bush's daddy used to be an intelligence mogul, but don't they have anything better to do? The States just gets weirder and weirder.
What, they think we're putting mind-control drugs in the hummus?
Shades of Clockwork Orange....
ok, which one of you is a fed?? fess up!!!
I ain't sayin' nothing :-X
What? I'm so confused by this. So glad the government is putting their efforts toward something important.
What? I'm so confused by this. So glad the government is putting their efforts toward something important.
Yeah, now that poverty, unemployment, education, and universal healthcare are taken care of, done and dusted, it's time to make sure we get a lock on these "mongrels with their radical ideas!" (Quote from Lady and the Tramp).
I'll be an informant! There are no vegan potlucks near me, so they'd have to fly me to them. ;)b Veg on! I'd even sneak my handler a cupcake, although I'm not sure what info they'd be other than who had the best ribz. The only trouble I see right off is: if faunablues brings sets cupcakes on the dessert table, how do I say, "The eagle has landed." We already use code names.
hahaha maybe they got scared after they saw those law&order svu episodes about the fbi's eco-terrorist informant & her group who go around blowing up buildings... i guess most of the group are veg*ns, as i distinctly remember that one witness referred to them as "the soy brigade."
you know, i think i might be kind of glad about this. if they spend all their time eating vegan cupcakes at potlucks, they'll never get around to actually finding someone in the ALF.
Isn't the deal with being in the ALF is that you're... anonymous? Meaning you'd probably avoid all vegan/animal rights events? Though I guess starting with everything that *isn't* a protest isn't very efficient either.
Oh crap... I know what got them attending potlucks! It was that damned terrorist book that all the vegans are reading... it was a dead giveaway from the title:
Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World
:o :o :o :o :o
How could we have been so obvious?!
FB, I thank you from the bottom of my doldrums! You made me :-D, and today that was desperately needed.
Guys, they're gonna find our vegan potluck threads on the event forum!!!! Abort! Abort!
what!?
hahhaa..
Speaking of the Boston crew, where have they all been? Perhaps training at the School for the Americas? We're outing you agents!! So now we know why they're always asking us to move out there and "join" them BP. :boooo:
Well, they'll have a hard time replicating the secret ingredient in their labs. Their cold hearts could never produce the love they need. Hmm, ok, so I'm getting a bit out of hand. Sorry my Boston friends.... where are you!!!!! :)>>>