The Moratorium Auditorium: In Which We Unite In Shunning Inadequacy
Posted by KissMeKate on Jan 25, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
Crossover from the open letters thread!
Represent.
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Never enough vegweb for lotus.... ::)
;)b :-*
Never enough vegweb for lotus.... ::)
;)b :-*
AC, I don't appreciate you changing my quotes. I'm going to report your to admin.
Sorry. I couldn't help myself. :-D
AC, I don't appreciate you changing my quotes. I'm going to report your to admin.
I've already reported your typo. You have been deleted.
AC, I don't appreciate you changing my quotes. I'm going to report your to admin.
I've already reported your typo. You have been deleted.
F*#$!! <headdesk>
You have been deleted.
You have been deleted? Like, your entire person? Man, that's harsh.
;D This is all too funny.
Just <3
I've been laughing all night. I'm not kidding. This is one of my favorite eras in vegweb history.
eta: It's like the golden age of Rome. The Pax Vegana.
Oh, on topic, I posted the definition of GC on urban dictionary. I'll let you know when it goes through.
I've been laughing all night. I'm not kidding. This is one of my favorite eras in vegweb history.
eta: It's like the golden age of Rome. The Pax Vegana.
I totally read that and thought, 'Pax Vagina'?? ... ;)b :P 8)
So I'm back home after staying at K's house for two nights running. :) While I very much like sleeping all close together, we-ell, he only has a single bed, so it was kinda cramped. ;D I'm looking forward to relaxing in mah queen-size bed again. Tonight is Heli Time.
Heli! I want details too!!!!
Did your guy give you oral? I highly recommend it!
Heheh, no, although I haven't asked. It seems that we're getting comfortable enough with each other to begin talking a little about/during sex. Which is good... I just need to figure out what I want to say. ::)
eta: Oh, and by the way, people at work have put two and two together. They now know K and I are seeing each other. 'Tis funny. ;D
What's the reaction of people at work? Do they tease you, give you winks, whisper about it amongst themselves?
I've been laughing all night. I'm not kidding. This is one of my favorite eras in vegweb history.
eta: It's like the golden age of Rome. The Pax Vegana.
I totally read that and thought, 'Pax Vagina'?? ... ;)b :P 8)
Well, that's ok too. I do hope everyone's vagina is in peace right now.
This thread is making me laugh (KMK) and smile (Heli).
I like it!
This thread is making me laugh (KMK) and smile (Heli).
I like it!
This is probably my favorite thread! :)>>>
I love this thread too. Everyone seems so positive. :)>>>
darn, I was just about to post something negative and now I can't.
darn, I was just about to post something negative and now I can't.
Do it! We are open, and it may lead to something positive! :( to ;D
Yeah. lotus posted something about being single and now cam's going to visit. It's like clicking your ruby shoes together three times.
Random question - does phone sex count as sex according to the MA?? I'm thinking it's technically like masturbation with some guidance . . . no?
If phone sex is allowed, then does anyone have any suggestions or recommendations on how one does this? NP (fwb who just moved out of state) and I talked yesterday and he suggested this . . . I've never done it and I'm totally open to it (no pun intended), but have no idea how to go about it. I'm so clueless that I could seriously use a manual on the how-tos.
Random question - does phone sex count as sex according to the MA?? I'm thinking it's technically like masturbation with some guidance . . . no?
If phone sex is allowed, then does anyone have any suggestions or recommendations on how one does this? NP (fwb who just moved out of state) and I talked yesterday and he suggested this . . . I've never done it and I'm totally open to it (no pun intended), but have no idea how to go about it. I'm so clueless that I could seriously use a manual on the how-tos.
First, go find or purchase a "him" sized phallic object, then start some sexy talking over the phone. For instance, "Hey, what are you wearing? Oh really? I'm actually on the toilet right now... I think I have the flu..."
Something like that should get you both ready to rumble.
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