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The Moratorium Auditorium: In Which We Unite In Shunning Inadequacy

Crossover from the open letters thread!

Represent.

:-*

(since you freaks think numbers are sexy)

Excommunicated.
:whatever:

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i.e., you have sex with your friend, but it's not a "relationship"

yeah the reason why I can't officially join the moratorium.....I have sex with my best friend

Is that too corny/cheezy?!?

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or
National Safety Apparel (does this include latex?)
or
National Softball Association (I'm giggling)
or
National Society of Accountants (since you freaks think numbers are sexy)

Not sexually active?

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or
National Safety Apparel (does this include latex?)
or
National Softball Association (I'm giggling)
or
National Society of Accountants (since you freaks think numbers are sexy)

Not sexually active?

:-D  Buwhahaha!!! So soooo win that round.

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(since you freaks think numbers are sexy)

Excommunicated.
:whatever:

You know this is you:  You had me at hello 3.14159265.

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(since you freaks think numbers are sexy)

Excommunicated.
:whatever:

You know this is you:  You had me at hello 3.14159265.

Awesome.

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I wish I was more like y'all.  I'm a SA, as opposed to an NSA, person.  I've always thought life would be so much more fun as an NSA, but it's just not in me.  I do meet a lot of ya NSA-ers.  Too bad we don't live closer, I could intro you.

me too HH, I wish I didn't get so attached, life would be easier

oh, and another term:
FB......doesn't stand for facebook ;)b

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And vw doesn't only stand for vegweb.  I googled "vw" yesterday and it's also the acronym for something like Voyeur Web, where people post pics of their naked selves.

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(since you freaks think numbers are sexy)

Excommunicated.
:whatever:

You know this is you:  You had me at hello 3.14159265.

I taught my kids about pi today!  That is totally me.

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oh, and another term:
FB......doesn't stand for facebook ;)b

Story time!  I was talking to the boy I am having tea with tomorrow, and he added me on facebook, and I say, "yay new fb friend!" and he said..."What?  I read that the wrong way...."

;D

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oh, and another term:
FB......doesn't stand for facebook ;)b

Story time!  I was talking to the boy I am having tea with tomorrow, and he added me on facebook, and I say, "yay new fb friend!" and he said..."What?  I read that the wrong way...."

;D

or did he??????? ^-^

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or did he??????? ^-^

Haha, if this moratorium does what it says it's supposed to, he won't be!  I'm following FROF to a tee.

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oh, and another term:
FB......doesn't stand for facebook ;)b

Story time!  I was talking to the boy I am having tea with tomorrow, and he added me on facebook, and I say, "yay new fb friend!" and he said..."What?  I read that the wrong way...."

;D

Okay, I give up. What does it stand for, please? ??? ::)

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FUCK BUDDY.  ^-^

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OH. Duh me! :bigsmile:

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There are some very explicit smileys out there.....

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There are some very explicit smileys out there.....

I just saw a few...

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I am working on my economist pickup lines: 'Hey baby, wanna calculate our arc elasticity?'

Teehee!

A year or two ago I wrote the funniest joke ever about the exponential function.  I swear, it was hilarious.  It involved the trig functions too.  At a party.  But I can't remember it!  I am really tempted to ask my old ex-boyfriend if he still has it in his email.  Because it was gold. 

But I digress.

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OK, I wrote on said boy's facebook wall to see if he remembers.  He's probably gonna be like, wtf?  But it will be worth it.  I told Tea Boy (tomorrow's date) that I would tell him if I could remember.

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I love those!

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