Just for FUN: Cute things veg*n kids say!
Posted by quintess on Sep 04, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 1036 posts
I've been keeping a list of quotes from my daughter for many years (she's 6 now and has been vegan since birth) and have noticed how much people on FB, etc. are enjoying her sayings. Anyone else want to share fun things kids say? I'll go first with a few:
"That smells disgusting. Is that cigarettes or pigmeat? Or cock-a-doodle doo meat?"
"Tofu is the most delicious crap I've ever tasted." (We were discussing the use and mis-use of the word crap that day, and in context, this had my cousin and I laughing hysterically)
"That looks delicious. Do I have to eat some carrots first, though?"
"That cutie looks like a crusher dumpling. And you're as cute as a rainbow cutie with hearts hanging all over you."
OK, that's enough...what you got??
hahah so cute!
My husb was getting our 2.5 yr old out of the bath and he told her that she could have some brownie after she finished her supper. Lilah thinks for a second and says "no brownie, carrot!"
Cute! :)
Here are a few new ones from Alethea (yeah, I have a file going!):
"If I'm outside and I'm a mustang, call me Flicka. If you call me Alethea, I won't know what you're talking about."
“Those kids were cute.” (after a group of elderly couples left the restaurant)
"If you want me to cuten up your day, just ask."
(while eating a blackberry bran muffin) "I'm getting all fibered up to ride my bike."
“Could I please have something foodish?”
In my next life, I may want to be a full horse. Right now, I’m just part horse, cuz I’m also part human, part mermaid, part star.
"Mama, can you please tone it down cuz I'm trying to make fun of McDonalds right now. It's quite fun making fun of a stupid place."
“I don’t need any sweeteners on my soy yogurt, Mama. I already have two sweeteners anyway – strawberries and you.”
“I’m going to smoosh your bones…your sweet sugar bones.”
"You know that saying 'Girls rule and boys drool?' It's really true. I saw a boy drooling in class today."
"I need to seriously tell you something. For one, 'buh.' And for two, 'bye.'"
When I wake up, I like to get my thinkies and dreamies out.
"I need lunner. You know, lunch AND dinner. I'm THAT hungry."
HAHAHAH!!! i lovvvveee it!
LOL LOL. I so need to meet Alethea!!! She sounds like the coolest kid! I kept thinking "Oh, that one is my favorite!" about every one. :) But I especially like this one:
In my next life, I may want to be a full horse. Right now, I’m just part horse, cuz I’m also part human, part mermaid, part star.
:D ;D
I kind of feel like a dork for "participating" (i.e. LOLing) in this thread since I don't have kids... But these are just too cute! I love veg*n kiddos.
Jess, you are too cute! I'm glad you're all up in this thread LOLing! :)
Spinach is my FAVORITE!
Can I have an apple with peanut butter for dessert?
My 6 year old (he was 5 at the time. this was months ago) bites into homemade seitan and says: "MMMMMM......is this some kind of healthy chicken?!"
My 6 year old (he was 5 at the time. this was months ago) bites into homemade seitan and says: "MMMMMM......is this some kind of healthy chicken?!"
ha! I can picture that!!!
Lyle (age 2) was walking around Amazing Savings today picking up boxes and stuff and saying, "is this Vegan?" It made me want to cry tears of joy! LOL!
;)b
That is just too darn precious.
We were at Caitlin's dad's house today. (I have to supervise visits.) He brought out some Oreos, and even checked the label to show me they were vegan. She looks at the open bag and sighs, "Do I have to eat these? I really just want to eat my apple."
He thinks I'm depriving her of a normal childhood by feeding her healthy food. He was floored that she would rather eat an apple than an Oreo.
We were at Caitlin's dad's house today. (I have to supervise visits.) He brought out some Oreos, and even checked the label to show me they were vegan. She looks at the open bag and sighs, "Do I have to eat these? I really just want to eat my apple."
He thinks I'm depriving her of a normal childhood by feeding her healthy food. He was floored that she would rather eat an apple than an Oreo.
that is awesome!!!
was he mad?
at least he checked for veganness!
Everything makes him mad really. Oh well. He doesn't really understand the vegan thing, but he knows to look for allergen statement about milk. I was kind of surprised at her statement, but Oreos aren't all that great in my opinion. I'd much rather have real cookies.
While watching a Food channel on TV, my 4 yr old vegetarian son saw this chef put some fish, egg, garlic and parsley in a blender to make fish meatballs. My son turns around and says in surprise, "He put the fish in with the food!"
Of course, fish are NOT food!
When walking to the park last week, I exclaimed, "eww, watch out for that mouse!" as Kea almost stepped on a dead and half eaten mouse in the grass! I tried to shoo her away but she became frantic to look at the mouse. I wispered to taj "no its a D.E.A.D. mouse!" and carried her away.
On the walk home she kept asking to find the "D.O.S. mouse" to look at.
THEN when my mom came over later Kea changed a letter and told her there was a "P.O.S. mouse at the park" and asking what the "P>O>S mouse" is, and still talks about and wants to play the "P.O.S. mouse"
that is too funny bgs! Love it.
That is so cute!!!
Thanks JM and Quintess, it makes me smile!
Today: When I dropped Alethea off for her sleepover, she said "It's cool you're taking care of Lucy (the cat) for me while I'm gone. You can build your relationship."
;D :)>>>
Tess, when I have kid(s), I need you to come live with me & be an assistant mom just to ensure that my child(ren) turn out exactly like Alethea! I swear she is a grown up in a little body... A hilarious grown up.
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