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Vegan Poo

I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!

Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!

One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D

both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo.  ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)

being vegan just has so many benefits.  ::)

ohmygod!
do not click 'play' on this video if your volume happens to be way too far up and your mother is passing by your room....

"Chrystal? What the hell is that????"

"Umm..it's....Kermit the frog.......................masterbating..........."

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Don't play it at all!  It is a false depiction of my boyfriend Kermit.  That's not even him.  Imposter.

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Don't play it at all!  It is a false depiction of my boyfriend Kermit.  That's not even him.  Imposter.

your boy friend is a sick sick froggie :-D

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No way will I watch that. I will NOT let it taint the thought of coolio Kermit.

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I don't poo that good....now I feel like there something wrong with me  ???

Maybe its because I occasionally still eat cheese and eggs....(hence not totally vegan). I'm jealous...I want to poo like you.

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I poo like everyone else in this thread, apparently. Usually 3 times a day, once in the morning about a half hour after I wake up, again in the afternoon and then again later in the evening. It's usually a quick in & out deal, but sometimes my poo definitely stinks... especially if I've been eating hummus! I poo at work and at home but rarely, if ever, when I'm out and about (sometimes you just gotta go!). I don't think I have any good stories aside from this one time in high schoo whenl I cut class and was hanging out in the woods when I suddenly felt like I just had to poo. So I copped a squat and handled my business, only to realize that I had nothing to wipe with. I grabbed some dead leaves that scratched my butt up pretty bad. It's actually really funny now, but at the time I wasn't happy about it.  ;D

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I poo like everyone else in this thread, apparently. Usually 3 times a day, once in the morning about a half hour after I wake up, again in the afternoon and then again later in the evening. It's usually a quick in & out deal, but sometimes my poo definitely stinks... especially if I've been eating hummus! I poo at work and at home but rarely, if ever, when I'm out and about (sometimes you just gotta go!). I don't think I have any good stories aside from this one time in high schoo whenl I cut class and was hanging out in the woods when I suddenly felt like I just had to poo. So I copped a squat and handled my business, only to realize that I had nothing to wipe with. I grabbed some dead leaves that scratched my butt up pretty bad. It's actually really funny now, but at the time I wasn't happy about it.  ;D

ahahahaha! sb, now that's a good poop story!  :-D

eta: I just had a thought...did you bury it?

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I poo like everyone else in this thread, apparently. Usually 3 times a day, once in the morning about a half hour after I wake up, again in the afternoon and then again later in the evening. It's usually a quick in & out deal, but sometimes my poo definitely stinks... especially if I've been eating hummus! I poo at work and at home but rarely, if ever, when I'm out and about (sometimes you just gotta go!). I don't think I have any good stories aside from this one time in high schoo whenl I cut class and was hanging out in the woods when I suddenly felt like I just had to poo. So I copped a squat and handled my business, only to realize that I had nothing to wipe with. I grabbed some dead leaves that scratched my butt up pretty bad. It's actually really funny now, but at the time I wasn't happy about it.  ;D

ahahahaha! sb, now that's a good poop story!  :-D

eta: I just had a thought...did you bury it?

As best I could, yes.

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;)b 

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Wow, seems like you guys have superhero bowels or something. I have to say I'm less than regular but I manage once a day and hey, I never seem to be in the same place for more than a couple of days...

In Russia I had to find a McDonalds or something to go because unless you're in the nice parts of Moscow or Petersburg, you get a hole in the ground with a tile on either side to stand on, and an angry old lady hands you out about two squares of toilet paper for a fee. *shudder*

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Wow, seems like you guys have superhero bowels or something. I have to say I'm less than regular but I manage once a day and hey, I never seem to be in the same place for more than a couple of days...

In Russia I had to find a McDonalds or something to go because unless you're in the nice parts of Moscow or Petersburg, you get a hole in the ground with a tile on either side to stand on, and an angry old lady hands you out about two squares of toilet paper for a fee. *shudder*

do you move around a lot?

the russian story reminds me of greece and their turkish toilets.  they still use those at the public schools!  what shit holes their schools are.  no pun intended!  ha.

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Thankfully all my foreign travels have all been to countries with good public restrooms otherwise I'd never made it home.  I'd have passed out and died from the pain of being constipated.

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do you move around a lot?

the russian story reminds me of greece and their turkish toilets.  they still use those at the public schools!  what shit holes their schools are.  no pun intended!  ha.

Well, my dad was military and used to have different boarding schools and home towns, then I'm at uni in one place and my parents live somewhere else, just spent a year in Russia, and during the holidays I divide time between my parents' house, my boyfriend's house and my friends... hectic but fun. Just think it takes it's toll because I don't necessarily eat at the same time or the same things.

Russian toilets can still be pretty awful for ladies! Some public ones now are pretty good and in the newer museums and shopping centres they've got Western-style toilets, but you need to check beforehand cause squatting is so not fun.

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do you move around a lot?

the russian story reminds me of greece and their turkish toilets.  they still use those at the public schools!  what shit holes their schools are.  no pun intended!  ha.

Well, my dad was military and used to have different boarding schools and home towns, then I'm at uni in one place and my parents live somewhere else, just spent a year in Russia, and during the holidays I divide time between my parents' house, my boyfriend's house and my friends... hectic but fun. Just think it takes it's toll because I don't necessarily eat at the same time or the same things.

Russian toilets can still be pretty awful for ladies! Some public ones now are pretty good and in the newer museums and shopping centres they've got Western-style toilets, but you need to check beforehand cause squatting is so not fun.

i rememer the worst thing about the greek toilets was not only did you have to squat, but there were no lights and no doors.  it looked like this * = hole in ground

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lines represent walls.  obviously : )

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I didn't go number 2 in this bathroom but in a pub in Ireland, the stall was so tiny and the toilet was metal, I think.  I didn't want to sit but I was having a hard time standing ;)....but there was really no seat, it was like a sharp metal edge that hurt your butt

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My husband squats ON the toilet..b/c he did some research and decided he thought that would be better for his system. He wishes we had squatting holes like they do in Europe. He does have one piece poops..so I dunno. I might do it..but it grosses me out.

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One time I was locked in a stall.

I was on vacation in Ireland & both my sisters were with me (thankfully). We were at a bar/comedy club & the bathroom just had two stalls with those big heavy wooden doors that went all the way to the floor (no gap between the floor & door. After I was done, I tried to leave the stall & couldnt. My sisters thought I was messing around, or just too drunk to figure out how to turn the lock or something. They both tried pulling the door from the outside while I pushed from the inside. Finally one of my sisters climbed on the back of the toliet in the adjacent stall to look over & make sure I was turning the lock the right way. Then I hear this crack and she falls. She broke the back of the toliet somehow! Eventually I gave up & managed to climb up the back of my toliet, over the wall seperating the two, & onto the now broken toliet.

When we made it back to our table all three of us couldnt stop laughing long enough to even explain what took so long to my dad & smooch who were waiting for us the whole time.

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When I was vegetarian, I used to poo like once or twice a week.  Now I definitely go everyday...sometimes twice.  During the last school year, I drank kale smoothies every morning, and it was like freakin clockwork.  I would totally cropdust my first graders everyday around 1:30 (haha) then poo when I got home. 

My ex bf was OBSESSED with poop.  He wasn't veg, but was very regular and quick about it!  He said that he would "prepare" his body before going into the bathroom so that he could poo quickly.  I don't know what was involved in the "preparation."  He was definitely obsessed.

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My ex bf was OBSESSED with poop.  He wasn't veg, but was very regular and quick about it!  He said that he would "prepare" his body before going into the bathroom so that he could poo quickly.  I don't know what was involved in the "preparation."  He was definitely obsessed.

I would be interested in learning how one can 'prepare' themselves to go boom boom.

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My ex bf was OBSESSED with poop.  He wasn't veg, but was very regular and quick about it!  He said that he would "prepare" his body before going into the bathroom so that he could poo quickly.  I don't know what was involved in the "preparation."  He was definitely obsessed.

I would be interested in learning how one can 'prepare' themselves to go boom boom.

I have noooo idea.  He was quick about it though!

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