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Vegan Poo

I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!

Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!

One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D

both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo.  ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)

being vegan just has so many benefits.  ::)

My ex bf was OBSESSED with poop.  He wasn't veg, but was very regular and quick about it!  He said that he would "prepare" his body before going into the bathroom so that he could poo quickly.  I don't know what was involved in the "preparation."  He was definitely obsessed.

I would be interested in learning how one can 'prepare' themselves to go boom boom.

ha ha ha!  that's what me and my bf cll it!!  How sad are we.

I used to be very regular with my poo at uni always half 8, just before I left for uni.  Then when I started working full time I was commuting at this time of day and no my poos never come at reguar times - still usually about twice a day though.

I'm quite happy to poo at work, but......the other day I musn't have locked the toilet door properly and one of the male nurses walked in on me!  Oooops!  I just laughed it off but I think he is still traumatised.  Thankfully the corridor was empty and no patients were around.

My bf (omni) does amazing poos - sometimes he will purposefully not flush just so he cn show them to me.  I think he's proud tht they are sometimes the width of a coke can!  But he only normally goes twice a week or so, which must be awful.

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I'm quite happy to poo at work, but......the other day I musn't have locked the toilet door properly and one of the male nurses walked in on me!  Oooops!  I just laughed it off but I think he is still traumatised.  Thankfully the corridor was empty and no patients were around.

I've been walked in on several times and have walked in on people...always a little awkward but hilarious at the same time.

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You guys are all hilarious.  I LOVE the "no stink" factor of the veg shits- especially after days when I eat mainly salad.  It's like you can almost smell some of the "green" chlorophyll coming back out through the turds!  :>  I don't know about you guys, but veg shits hit me like a ton of bricks, like "You've got 5 minutes!"

Now farts on the other hand.... :-\  Probably the worst part of being vegan for me.  Why do beans have to be so PAINFUL and stinky??  I had 3 bean veg soup once with a few glasses of soy milk...I'll never make that mistake again!!

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You all inspire me to be a better pooper.  ;)b

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All I know about poo for today is that I drank about three cups of coffee (terrible!) and I pooped at least that many times.  Oh, coffee.

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ha ha ha!  that's what me and my bf cll it!!  How sad are we.
My bf (omni) does amazing poos - sometimes he will purposefully not flush just so he cn show them to me.  I think he's proud tht they are sometimes the width of a coke can!  But he only normally goes twice a week or so, which must be awful.

Um.

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My daughter (not veg*n) but living almost entirely on beans for reasons of dire poverty (or so she says), was telling me that a male friend of hers came in to the flat (apartment) she shares, flung himself on the sofa and said he was feeling really rough and was sure there was something seriously wrong with his digestive system - he had had to go and poop TWICE within the previous TWO days.  He genuinely thought there was something really pathologically wrong with that and flatly refused to believe Beth when she told him that that was considered the healthy norm - horrified by the very idea in fact.  So strange.

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Vegan poo, adieu.
Fast, quick, unassuming poo,
It’s quite nice of you.

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Sometimes, i poo four times. PRIOR to noon.  Big ones too. other times... it'll be days.

I've pooed 3 times so far today =-)

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Vegan poo, adieu.
Fast, quick, unassuming poo,
It’s quite nice of you.

It's Poo Haiku!!  :-D :-D :-D

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Vegan poo, adieu.
Fast, quick, unassuming poo,
It’s quite nice of you.

LMAO, HH!

I swear I am going to make a poster of that and hang it in my bathroom  :D

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I bought the sticker that says this for my vegan friend that talks about poop all the time.  She definitely needs the shirt too!  I was telling her about this thread and she told me about the time when she was about 10, she was with her family on a boat in the lake.  she has to poop so she jumps in the water, poops!!! and starts swimming back to the boat, the poop is following her and she keeps trying to splash it away.  Her mom sees her doing that, and loudly say, "what in the world is that???"""  now the whole family is looking, and has figured it out.....The moral of the story......never poop in a lake!

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I bought the sticker that says this for my vegan friend that talks about poop all the time.  She definitely needs the shirt too!  I was telling her about this thread and she told me about the time when she was about 10, she was with her family on a boat in the lake.  she has to poop so she jumps in the water, poops!!! and starts swimming back to the boat, the poop is following her and she keeps trying to splash it away.  Her mom sees her doing that, and loudly say, "what in the world is that???"""  now the whole family is looking, and has figured it out.....The moral of the story......never poop in a lake!

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

that is so gross..but funny! 

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That's so funny that it was a floater.

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I never have floaty poops but dh often does.  I wonder what makes them float? If I pooped in a lake it would sink to the bottom and then I would probably step in it...ick. ;D

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we've had days when i worked at camp where we had to clear the water to find a "lost turd" in the lake. great. i don't know why kids do that.

IT ISN"T PEEEEEE

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that reminds me of Caddy Shack and the baby ruth in the swimming pool!

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we've had days when i worked at camp where we had to clear the water to find a "lost turd" in the lake. great. i don't know why kids do that.

IT ISN"T PEEEEEE

:-D :-D :-D

I didn't know kids did that and I have 3 of them.  I just asked my son and his friend if they have ever done it.  My son said he has never done it but his friend has. ;D  funny stuff.

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i heard that it is fat that makes them float.
mine sinks too-in little piles
my dh has floaters that wont flush sometimes. I keep trying to flush it down, and then next time I come in there, there it is, smiling up at me!
:P

I never have floaty poops but dh often does.  I wonder what makes them float? If I pooped in a lake it would sink to the bottom and then I would probably step in it...ick. ;D

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