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Vegan Poo

I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!

Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!

One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D

both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo.  ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)

being vegan just has so many benefits.  ::)

you freakin crack me up!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i have the same thing. DR is always like, you totally didn't have TIME to poo! are you joking?! and i'm like, nope, when you got to go you just go.  ;D

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i KNEW baypuppy would pipe in on this one!
:)>>>

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l2a, your poo satisfaction cracks me up! I actually saw a bumper sticker a while back that said "Im vegan, I poop three times a day minimum." I totally thought of you saying that, lol!

I am also quick and on schedule  ;)b Every morning after my first cup of tea and then in the afternoon. I always feel like I should sit there longer and chill...but I know its all out and good.

eta: goes to locate sticker....

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-17800188898367_2011_8684754
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-17800188898367_2011_8684754

Found it! I know there is a different one out there somewhere...

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L2A, you nailed it  ;)b

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I like you guys. A lot.

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Does anybody watch "You are what you eat" on BBC America?  This is so reminding me of the show and the host asking people for poo samples and then telling them it stinks to high heaven and would improve with the vegetarian diet she puts most people on.  :-D

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Yeah, I'm like 4 times/day minimum. Once AS SOON as I wake up, then some more in the morning..then later on. I've been having to poop at work EVERY DAY..at least once...which is quite annoying, but fine. Patrick has perfect poops (one piece, etc.)..I don't have that...but I do have lots o' poop. I kinda want that sticker.......do I?

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LMAO, I was just thinking about this today. Its nice to know when you go in public restrooms that you can be in and out and not smell! (Can you tell I HATE public restrooms?)

Once my sister bought my mom a "poo book" as a joke for mother's day...it actually lists all the most common shapes of poo along with a graphically hilarious description of what it means. I think the book was actually called, "What is your Poo telling you?"

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LMAO, I was just thinking about this today. Its nice to know when you go in public restrooms that you can be in and out and not smell! (Can you tell I HATE public restrooms?)

Once my sister bought my mom a "poo book" as a joke for mother's day...it actually lists all the most common shapes of poo along with a graphically hilarious description of what it means. I think the book was actually called, "What is your Poo telling you?"

Mine stink sometimes! I wanna know what my poop is sayin'.

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If you send me a pic of it, I can look it up for you.

JUST KIDDING!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR POOP!!!!!!  :P

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Oh.......

I didn't see the second part of your post...I already sent you a message....

Sorry!

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yeah, that sticker is going on the back of my mini van!
did you actually see the sticker on a car? I would have waited for the owners to come out and tried to be bffs with them.
a t shirt might be better!
where did you find that?

im laughing so hard about the pic of ac's poo
you can send it to me!
lol

did i find this on the last poo thread on vegweb? this cracks me up. i have to get one for my brother.

http://www.turdtwister.com/

l2a, your poo satisfaction cracks me up! I actually saw a bumper sticker a while back that said "Im vegan, I poop three times a day minimum." I totally thought of you saying that, lol!

I am also quick and on schedule  ;)b Every morning after my first cup of tea and then in the afternoon. I always feel like I should sit there longer and chill...but I know its all out and good.

eta: goes to locate sticker....

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-17800188898367_2011_8684754
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-17800188898367_2011_8684754

Found it! I know there is a different one out there somewhere...

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Uhm, I'm confused? I thought ladies did not poop and that their farts smelt like flowers.

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Uhm, I'm confused? I thought ladies did not poop and that their farts smelt like flowers.

to be more specific... roses. beautiful purple, bubble-bath scented roses.

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If you send me a pic of it, I can look it up for you.

JUST KIDDING!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUR POOP!!!!!!  :P

watch out, b/c BP and her DR will  send you pics of neighborhood poop art at a moments notice.
Its unsettling.

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I love reading sitting on the pot! Sometimes I pee and then hang out to read, because my vegan poops are also impeccable and quick. :D

I don't understand what the hell *takes* so long. Seriously, if your diet is so awful that you can't even poop when you need to, isn't that YET ANOTHER INDICATION that you need to eat something else??

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Uhm, I'm confused? I thought ladies did not poop and that their farts smelt like flowers.

I thought 'smelt' is a fish? Non vegan!

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Uhm, I'm confused? I thought ladies did not poop and that their farts smelt like flowers.

I thought 'smelt' is a fish? Non vegan!

Do you want to take this outside?  :nono: :surrender:

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