You know, I'm vegan, and I only eat
locally grown organic produce 
because it is better for
the environment.

                                            Oh, yeah!  The environment!  I started eating people...
                                            Every kill is a carbon footprint gone forever! 
                                            One less car, one less mouth to feed, everyone wins! 
                                            You need an extra freezer to store the remains,
                                            but it is a small price to pay for good meat that is beneficial to the world. 
                                            Plus, every time I butcher some motherfucker,
                                            that is one less motherfucker that is going to be driving erratically
                                            in front of me when I am trying to go to Nordstrom.

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