Teddy -- a small, affectionate, beautiful 5-year-old lab/shar pei mix. She has no jaw muscles, and she is the sweetest and most soulful dog I've ever met.
Norman (Bates) -- a silly, playful, hilarious 1-year-old boxer/american bull dog mix. He is a goofball. And he looks like Samuel L. Jackson in dog form. You would have to see it to believe it.