TMI Challenge
Posted by KissMeKate on Dec 05, 2008 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
So we always say that there is no such thing as TMI on vegweb.
I dare someone to come up with something that is, in fact, TMI for this forum.
My bets are on lubi or CK ftw.
The winner gets a box of prizes from KMK. F'reals.
Extra points for humor and/or sex.
This one isn't really a story, more like one word: QUEEFING.
I know pretty much every girl does it but it's always suuuuper embarrassing when it happens :( Luckily it doesn't happen too often, but there are some positions I avoid during sex that are more likely to make me queef lol
OMG Idk why I didn't think of this one sooner- when I was like 14 I used to use a vibrating teething ring to get off hahaha I completely forgot about that! Never used produce or anything else tho, at 16 I finally got an actual vibrator and it's been those ever since. I have to say tho I feel like I screwed myself (giggity) over by doing that because now I have to have my clit played with to get off during sex thanks to using that vibrating teething ring on it, and for some reason guys seem to ignore the clit once the foreplay is over, and hell some of them ignore it during foreplay too... So yea, lame.
Meh, queefing happens, not much to be embarrassed about really, imo... normally I'm too involved in the, erm, other activities going on to really notice ;D
Holy shit, I forgot about this thread. I will report back with a good story.
Holy shit, I forgot about this thread. I will report back with a good story.
Is it weird that I sometimes randomly think about your other story about the pooping in the yard?
So, I was really bummed today because my best friend just moved 2 hours away. However, this read is definitely redeeming my mood and making me laugh really freakin hard! Thanks for the halarious stories guys they are really making me feel better! ;D
On a side note: I have two stories that are a little funny.(1) A couple of months ago, I went to my parents house but they weren`t home and I forgot my key. My parents live an hour away from me and the whole time I was driving up there I REALLY had to pee. After trying any possible entrance to get in, I decided to squat down behind a fairly decent sized bush. I absolutely love peeing outside, so everything was going good until the neighbors and their grandkids pulled up the driveway to see my little white ass. I quickly finished and then debated whether to try and hide in the bush until they went inside or play it off and just go to my car. I tried to play it off , but by the look of their facial expressions, I`d say they saw everything. Oh, well welcome to the neighborhood! (2) About two years ago, I was at a friends party and ingested a large quantity of homemade wine (me and wine not so good). At some point in the night I scurried into her bathroom and puked everywhere. Were talking purple wine barf liquid and chunks of whatever I had eaten and sorrow. I then, stumbled back to my friends room and passed out, or atleast thats what I thought had happened. When I woke up my hair was sticky and I was wearing different clothes than I had went to bed in. Apparently, what had really happened was that my friend and the guy I liked at the time, had to come pick me up from laying with my head on the tiolet seat (gross). At which point they had to carry me into the next room and change my clothes for me because they were soaked in vomit. The worst part about it was them filling in every detail of the stupid things I had done throughout the night and not remembered, or the fact that my friends mom was the one that cleaned it all up (off of the toilet, floors, walls) or it could even be the fact that no one has let me live it down since.
I am embarrassed to say I have just now discovered the forums...but this cracked me up! Thanks for posting- everyone, and I'll try to think of something to share (or overshare >:D )
Holy shit, I forgot about this thread. I will report back with a good story.
Is it weird that I sometimes randomly think about your other story about the pooping in the yard?
No, that's a good story. And sometimes I can't believe I actually did it!
Once, back when I was 15 or so, I used to fool around with a girl when I'd go to stay the night at her house. We were friends for a while, and she was nice enough; I was more curious and interested in females in general than into her. She was pretty hot though, and a minister's daughter to boot. So, I was going down on her one night, and she just so happened to get her period in my mouth.
Yeah.
I told my best friend about it and she called me crotch vampire for the next year afterward.
OMG...the Crotch Vampire................
FUCKING LOL.
This is why I wouldn't tell my friends something like that. Catchy nick name, though.
OMG OC... You win in my book
I read this a while ago and didn't reply. Since then, every 10 seconds or so in my head I scream CROTCH VAMPIRE.
Hah.
I applaud whoever came up with that.
It might have been poopy with them calling you it. But. Its silly at least.
don't know if everyone here is familiar with a "blue waffle"... but we're not sure what to do about it at the _look household.
http://www.bluewaffle.net/ (NSFW)
what do i win?
hmmmm....
I'm glad I clicked on that while no one was behind me....
i figured it was okay since we're in the DND forum. no? should i edit?
oh no, its fine....I just had no idea what it was, so I opened it....and normally my co-workers can see everything on my computer....so I was like, Oh Shit!
but no one was behind me....
I hope you aren't dealing with that at home!
do i win?
no, cause it didn't hapen to you!
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